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Oh dear...

"Shit, we're a goal down. Quick, let's sing our song about the prostitute to inspire the lads"

Boom!!! Get in!

These latrines are more public than I remember, look at all that shyte!

Oh shit ! There will be even more teds shouting out "happy days" to me this week, every time I step outside of the house ! I wish I had kept my bloody gob shut now !

Wonder how the mob down the road got on .....

You should do a caption competition... I'll start... The face you pull when you break the last spare white garden chair...

Pick that one out Gas scum

Great quote from the commentator just now. Referring to the sags 'back in what is the big leagues for them, league 2' Quality!!

Dick washing was a feature of behind the scenes activity at Rovers for many a long year in fact I instigated it when we signed Dick Sheppard in 1969. As Bishop of Liverpool he was used to "wetting the baby's head" but unfortunately had a habit of fumbling with his clothes when it came to other regions and eventually this gave rise to personal hygiene issues. I solved the problem by recruiting some ladies from the Topaz Massage studio on Stapleton Road and it wasn't long before Dick's all over Bristol were queuing up to take advantage of the services we provided under the "Eastville for Entertainment" banner. Sadly, in recent years, Dick washing has given way to Nick watching and whilst we are all naturally eager to anticipate the Chairman's next move it is a rather limp substitute and signally fails to provide the warm tingly glow which Gasheads had come to expect.

Doesn't Sinclair wash his own dick?