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His videos are great, especially after a loss. Have to credit the lad for following them up and down the country most weeks too.

Bristol Rovers: Dopey Darrell rues finishing after Stevenage loss Bristol Rovers manager Dopey Darrell was unhappy with his side's finishing following the 2-1 home defeat by Stevenage in League Two. Chris Whelpdale scored a 60th-minute winner to give Boro boss Teddy Sheringham his first away win. "At the minute we seem to need five or six chances, but the opposition are taking their chances," 37-year-old Clarke told BBC Radio Bristol . "If things are not quite dropping for them, they have to keep working hard." He handed new signing Paris Cowan-Hall a full debut, and the Millwall loanee created Rovers' goal for Matt Taylor. Clarke believes his side, who have now lost eight home games this season, will learn from two consecutive defeats. "It was never going to be a bed of roses this year and this a low - but we will stay strong," he added. "Coming up a division we are going to get a few kicks along the way and people do forget we are new to this league the Football League. "It is a group that is learning and people forget that we have actually gone up a division this year ." No they don't forget Darrell because you only mentioned it in your previous breath and to be precise, you haven't "gone up a division" because there aren't five divisions ... you've come up from the Vanarama Conference to become the newest member of the Football League.

Looking at the Hedllu in an intimidating manner? Being English in Cardiff without a permit? Saying `ouch` when being hit by a baton? Getting off a train at Bristol Temple Meads having spent a day in Cardiff? Take your pick.

Is there an easy way to drill down to the reasons for the banning orders? I wouldn't mind betting most at BCFC are for things most people would be surprised actually warrant an order at all.

Was convinced Mike Litoris (what a crap pun, and not a patch on MHH) was Tansley...both objectionable arseholes.

Unbelievably desperate for RB to blame Xmas for a low crowd a full month before the day! I must have missed it but did Dopey get bolloxed in a Gloucester Rd boozer after the game and demand that the local Stevenage paper "print that b@stard?"..... And did the Crawley paper "print that b@stard" too?! Or did the Chesham rag beat them to it?!

"Old Red he died, and every landlord in the district cried...."

Mike Litoiris I also liked Whale Eye Beef Hooked. Although ideally everybody would just use their real name as I do.

Average attendance?