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I had one like that and am just waiting for the paperwork to arrive that confirms I now own 80% of the Nigerian oil industry. I`ve used my life savings and I`ve remortgaged my house to pay the processing fees but I reckon it will be worth it.

As I am now a wealthy oil baron, I am willing to fund your court costs against Mr Okobe should you decide to take the matter further. Just send me your bank details and I'll deposit enough money into your account for your expenses as well. PS. don't send them in an open reply, PM me the details so nobody can see them and exploit you.

Pha! Your helicopter won't have any oil, as I'll have it all. They sent me a sample with the share certificates. Admittedly, it was a little runny and a funny shade of yellow but, hey, a sample's a sample. I think it was crude oil.

Huh! Sez you! My communication is from the desk of Mr Sunday Okobe who is the Minister for Oil and Other Stuff and I think you`ll find he is beyond reproach. If my documents were from so called `royalty` I`d be very suspicious. I think it`s you who`s fallen for the oldest trick in the book mate - I`ll give you a wave from my private helicopter which will be bringing me to Ashton Gate in the not too distant future.

I am led to believe that the board of BRFC received an email from a Nigerian Princess, she has a fortune just waiting to be ploughed into a shabby, ragbag outfit. To enable the funds to be brought into the country, board members had to gift her no small quantity of shares and the clubs bank account details for her to transfer the sum of $300M dollars. Once this was done, she would give favours to the requisite officials to ease her passage to the UK and reclaim her money, leaving Piggs to see that she was a 18 stone transvestite all along, who was just after a visa for the UK.

To be fair that statement could apply to anyone connected to brfc,,board members,manager,players and fans alike.

Yes I'm sure they will be embarrassed, and they should be,but how "teflon Toni" and "non stick Nick" get away with it every time continues to amaze anthropologists all over the world of North Bristol. That signature change bothered me so I ran it past Gypsy Rose West, my greasy palm reading consultant, and she said it indicates a person has retreated into a world of their own and is unwilling to face reality. I wonder if someone else signed the accounts by mistake because that doesn't sound like Nicholas does it ?

I wouldn't have said premier league, more championship. They have physically signed the accounts off as being correct, I remember many an unhappy hour proof reading accounts checking every number, every spelling, every bit of grammar and cross referencing. GT will be highly embarrassed by this, quite rightly so too.

And presumably the infestation of thieves and vagrants happened around the same time.

Mitchell and Webb

they really are a shambles aren't they can't even get their accounts right, what hope have they got in winning a water tight contract court case

I can assure you that it wasn't filthy until the blue few moved in.

The American actor is real. Due to contractual obligations he had to finish filming his very popular T.V series. When that takes a break he will join up with a fellow actor from the show and take a more active roll with the Gas. But until then Fozzy Bear and Gonzo are too busy filming with the other Muppets.