Two g*s heads walking down the Gloucester Rd one day. They come across a Chemist with a sign in the window. It says "Spend more than 30 quid and get a free Season Ticket for Bristol Rovers"!!!
Well one of the lads jumped at the chance, and in he went.
He goes up to the beautiful dispensary girl and asks for Hemorrhoid cream. He says every time he sneezes they hurt so bad he feels like he is going to break in two. That's 11 pounds she says.
Ok, do you have anything for genital itching? Yes we have this cream, apply 3 times a day to the affected area. That's great, my under carriage is red raw and very uncomfortable he says. 12 pounds.
Lastly I have this wart. Its right on my sack. It gets bigger by the week. OK she says, I have this Wart Freezer. I take it he says. How much. That's 14 pounds.
After he pays he goes outside to his mate, who excitedly asked, did you get the season ticket!!
Lad said nah I was too embarrassed to ask.