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Yes, and many viewers mistakenly thought that when Mrs Slocombe mentioned “my pussy” she was referring to her private part when in fact she meant her pet cat. I was fortunate enough to meet Mollie Sugden many times when she was appearing at the Hippodrome in the 1960’s and can confirm that “my beaver” was the name she gave to her private part.

Well if he goes to the g*s he`s going Toulouse every week. I`ll get me coat.

This is a quote from okebounrne gas: or the love of god stop these embarrassing posts ! We are miles behind them in every way and always have been. Let's not forget we've been ran like a Bloody Sunday league team for god knows how long and it's only been until recently that we've witnessed small changes for the better. We were playing non league football not so long ago , they say we are the gift that keeps giving and with sh** posts like this and the bollox posted on here about some disabled bloke getting a kicking by their supporters sometimes I think they've got a valid point ! Now you may or may not know but okebourne rd is in Brentry (a stones throw from Henbury). Maybe he knows HG(maybe not) but what i do know he sounds as a guy who is seriously pissed off with all the shite coming off that forum. He should keep it up and maybe their forum will become a place of genuine debate,

Somerset win a championship game!!!! Onwards @ upwards

While part of me thinks there should be some privacy from 'Big Brother' , people have to realise that Anything you put on the internet is PUBLIC ! The things you write, opinions you express, and the lies you tell have consequences . It might make some people hold onto some thoughts instead of posting them on a forum , but the stupid gene is strong in some people and will overcome sense and reason.

Being called plastic by a club owned by a Jordinan who supports Chelsea who are doing everything in their power to move out of Bristol (again), with the dream of being funded by his daddy and his dodgy billions millions thousands. Did I mention they're only a Bristol based club now because they stole the a stadium from another sporting team? We've only been in our spiritual home since 1904, only got the Bristolian born owner. But Yep us gurt shiteds are da plastic ones.

We aren't plastic, we are franchise... apparently. Don't you remember all those years we played in Bath because no one wanted us in Bristol? Or the fact we want a new stadium outside of Bristol? Hang on. That isn't us is it?

Just an occasional, annoying popup poster (I'm not referring to you @FramptonRed )

Oh the irony.

Gary Ballance, the new Shane Watson ****ing awful decision to review.

Sonogoals at the twotents. Times really are bad!

Nearly one and a half million views. Most real stand up comics would kill for those sort of figures and the g*s don`t even realise they`re doing it!

So, can we now please get back to laughing at the sags. What makes me laugh is that their nickname was a derogatory comment made by us!

There's been a lot to laugh at!

Had the pleasure of bumping into Johnny Nelson at Kings Cross this evening. Firstly what a friendly approachable guy he is. Looks like AJ will be fighting in Vegas before end of year and not a rematch with Klitschko, who apparently isn't interested in a rematch!

Trouble is, the umpires rely on the technology to get them out of the shit more often than not now. They went through a stage where they were basically ignoring front foot no-balls & then allowing the third umpire to review things if a wicket fell but the problem was, how many runs did teams miss out because of it? I think they have realised that they were missing things & have tried correcting things now but they are still relying on technology too much, in my view.

When people say they find that lot funny, are they actually serious? God it winds me up. The utter ignorance, the bile, the viciousness for absolutely no reason. The desire for an echochamber, all of it. It makes me want to put my head through a large, thick wall.

I was objecting to the hijacking of a thread through the same tired old jokes that are done every season. A one response "narp" to a question along the lines of "is this thread going to be full of "yarps" now?" was answering the question asked (no), just happened to be done through referencing the film the "yarp" was from. As stated at the time, I enjoy the humour on OTIB, the same old puns done on every rumour thread in every transfer window not so much, and that was what I objected to. I'll have my cake now.

With those TWO playing,should concede half the number of goals !

Much needed win!

Sam Slocombe on a free? For the older members of this forum remember Mrs Slocombe and her colleague stating "I'm free"?

Two more signings for them, one of which was sacked from Leicester for his role in a sex tape when they toured Thailand.

I've seen a few people make that comparison, it seems spot on though, sadly. Runs in county cricket aren't everything, the likes of Trescothick, Vaughan and Root didn't have a particularly great record before they got selected but it's as much about temperament and technique as anything else.

The true Somerset way of doing this would be for there to be a 200 run partnership somewhere in the lower mid order followed by some rain. Please prove me wrong!

This business of SL the tax dodger; he's pumped over £100M into a community asset. What is tax? The collective pool of money that is in part, used to play for community assets (parks, land marks and the like). He is wealthy enough to have more say in where his 'tax' goes but he's contributed more to the community financially than I suspect most of the benefactors of the club (us) have put together. He's not exactly completely avoiding giving back, he's just been a bit smart in the way it's been channelled. Somehow I can't see the chancellor of the exchequer willing to give City anything, this way we get quite a bit. I appreciate it's a slightly dubious defence of him but the point remains he is contributing more than any of his critics are by a very large margin. As for critics from R*vers, they make up crap as they please so of course they are going to use SL's legally legitimate financial strategy against him.

Thought Sanogo was going to Toulouse, not twotents?

You'll never guess what I just heard at the local boozer in stoke gifford. A bird I know behind the bar is related to a scout at the rovers. Apparently they have beat us to a loan goalkeeper and winger from Chelsea. They are also in contract negotiation with Yaya Sanogo would you believe it. It seems as though Wael really is true to his word and they do have some financial backing. A bullshit story brought to you by HenburyGas Productions

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.'Good morning, he said, "I've come to...""Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." 'Have you really?" Said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!" Gasped Mrs. Smith. "In my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" Asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" Said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied, "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh .. . . .equipment?" "It's true, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand for very long." Mrs. Smith fainted.

Arguing with Rovers fans is like.......

What's all this plastic nonsense I hear regularly? If you were a plastic fan you wouldn't be supporting us, you'd go to Man Utd, Chelsea etc etc, utter nonsense

My rather attractive next door neighbour has just asked me if I know anything about the items missing from her washing line? I nearly shít her knickers.