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Coincidence? The article in the Post about horse punching also contains a link to an article about favourite dog names? Darrell has no doubt been browsing that link Edit - oh, and a Sainsbury's advert. Ha ha, well played Post

Sounds as though the bartender who spoke to the press should be able to identify her, as he witnessed her outside punching the horse, and then again when she returned to the pub. The CCTV must cover the door, so if she went in and out in a short space of time the police should be able to get some good images for identification. Let's hope that the horse doesn't have to make a complaint in order for them to follow it up!

CCTV from this afternoon

Out of the mouth of babes................0;41

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What is it with punching police horses? Surely it would be easier to join a boxing club or buy a punch bag, cover it in copies of the Racing Post and hang it in a garage?

CCTV will not be any good unless the horse makes a complaint unless a pub cctv is better than a dash cam

Exactly. Things like this only stirr up resentment and reinforce their blinkered view of the world. You can tell them until you`re horse but they don`t take any notice and still carry on spouting the same old pony. But hay, why should we care as I expect someone will dobb (her) in.

Reports coming in that the sags are going to launch a complaint to the EFL. They are saying that the horse clearly dived and should have been sent off. They want the match replayed, saying that Oxford must play with 10 men (standard gas opposition) because the dive was a sending off offence, also the match must be started with a penalty to the home side as the horse was in it's box at the time.

But they are not tinpot

Meanwhile over on gaschat, they only post about horse punching 10 minutes ago. The second post immediately implies it must have been an Oxford fan, the third post that it must have been a city fan that reported it!

Is that middle one some sort of trophy hanging on a caravan wall somewhere up Horfield? Next to the Elvis Presley mirror and the optics screwed to the wall next to the armchair?

On the plus side, they didn't upset their chairman by over celebrating a goal today. Punching a horse is fairly standard.

There are already demonstrations.

Sounds like she was a roverzz fan. The eyewitness report in the post said she went back into the pub after to finish her drink. A Moscow Mule I presume.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Yes, she went back in and finished her drink by all accounts. Vodka martini, shaken not stirrup.

Wait - one of the locations for that show was a tower block near AG, so it’s our fault.

I'll wager it won't be interesting at all.

They've actually punched another horse. Genuinely lost for words.

Mind the gap!

She's partial to a double White Horse whisky, the police tried fobbing her off with a Black Horse and she was having none of it, Pretty soon the Bells were ringing and she had a bit of a Grouse which was Dewar, the rider was Jame son and she had to do a Walker, before hers Teacher saw her. Coat got and leaving.

Rover hates having a Bath, he’s Hitchin from his fleas, he’ll Chesham around the park and he loves Barrowbone. *Gets coat*

Mirror in the bathroom -The Beat

Pony? ( the little drink with the big kick!)

To be fair Irene had already propositioned the Officer on the Horse, bit when the Horse turned her down too she just lost it.

Bristol R*vers 2 Newcastle 1. I never thought I would see that score!

With the my little pony film due out in a weeks time. There are demonstrations planned at Longwell Green cinema. Apparently the rovers supporters club shop in Kingswood have teamed up with the Flowerpot and organised a coach, sorry mini bus, opps mini. They plan to blockade the doors, sorry 1 door. They say the film portrays orses the wrong light and that they are vicious nasty animals with a hatred for a all things blue and white and should be locked up with the key thrown away. Showing these animals as clean and light and fluffy should not be allowed. The organiser of the protest, who has asked to remain nameless has said he is prowed that none of of his family and friend will be seeing the film, was heard to be muttering 'ard luck the shiiit' as he was trying to locate the Vue cinema on a map but apparently all he could find was Aspects Leisure Park.

Sorry forgot to say it may be deferent because it's a gains a police officer not the other way around

Nicking that for Facebook

There’s a shock if I’ve ever seen one.

Threaten to refuse to allow any England matches or finals at Lord`s until they are returned to their rightful place in the cricketing hierarchy. Oh, and to exempt Middlesex from ever being relegated again in the future.

.......and there’s a few people wondering why this thread keeps going. Ladies and Gentlemen. The gift that just keeps on giving and giving. Bristol R*vers FC

Nah, only one tinpot team have horse punching fans.

OOOh Bert you are such a tease.

Irenes let herself go mind...

Unbelievable! They really don't help themselves do they?

I certainly am where Irenes are concerned.

Have you.

They are an exaggerated parody of themselves.....

9,656 (1,244 away). Means just 8,412 15'ers bothered to show so why do they want or need a 25+k capacity stadium? (The answer is, because we've got one)

FFS - more horses have been punched up there today according to the Post!!

Rovers blaming there shit attendances on matches being all ticket. But when it's not all ticket there attendances are still shit . Deluded strokers .

Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon......I’ll let you know.

Its a ... cracker ... Major.

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

I liked this one... Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married."If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest.One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?" "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple. "How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple. "It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond. "And how about you two?" He asks the young couple. "No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend. "Tell me why," says the priest. "Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened.“ The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church." "We're not welcome in the Asda either," says the boyfriend.

A while back I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring handcuffs, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night, Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic,...... but for an outside line Sir, you need to press 9."