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"We shouldn't think that this will always be the case. If AFC Bournemouth, or Swansea or even Huddersfield Town wanted one of 82's best players they would be able to get them. If not now at the end of the season when and if they stay up and the sh** don't go up. Bristol Rovers have a bigger fan base than all of those clubs and have the potential to do equally as well provided that one day we have owners capable and willing to invest."

Sainsburys

Yeovil and Eastleigh probably pay.

Beautiful. ZiderEyed with the perfect cross to set up Hucker with a great finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Championship ready hand driers. If I had to dry my hands under that, I'd have to wash them again.

Are they ready to go up?

Because they have massive potential and have a massive faithful, loyal and true fan base that puts the Shit to shame. They took 45,000 to Wembley (apparently) and they have a long history, stretching right back to 1883 unlike the Shit who were only formed in 1982 after shafting their own players and local businesses, vile club. Rovers also have an away following envied all over the country. If you say you are from Bristol and people ask who you support if you say that you are a shithead you will be spat on and punched in the face, but say that you are a Rovers fan and they will hug you like a long lost brother. Rovers are loved that much. Rovers are also a family club, unlike the Shit with their nasty fans who have subjected nice Rovers fans to disgusting abuse and violence, and Rovers have done nothing bad at all. Everyone loves Rovers. Rovers deserve to be given a ground, loads of cash and an easy passage into the Championship where they belong. FTG.

They have got a nerve calling Yeovil tinpot, decent club, decent fans, decent ground, been in the league longer than Rovers, been in the championship fairly recently, they should be looking at Yeovil with envy.

Because even a year later it is still funny as hell and continues to boil the piss of the sags? I'd love for Taylor to come on as sub in our final game of the season against Sheffield and score the winner to get us promoted - would send asschat into utter meltdown.

Was he referring to a 14 year old tea leaf

Relegation dogfight They would get absolutely trumped in their first 15 games and be so far from safety, they wouldn’t be able to see it with binoculars. They’d DREAM of it being a ‘dogfight’

He had a chance when his stock was high, but bottled it. I don't think he really has any ambition or believes he can make it, and hiding at Rovers suits him. He kisses the ass of the fans, fans love him for it - when things go wrong, shrugs shoulders and says well we have no money, crap pitch, poor training facilities what do you expect - when things go well he's a messiah because no money, crap pitch, poor training facilities. Hiding at Rovers is best for him and fans, they can both cry about how well they are doing in an unfair world.

If (and it's a big IF) we get to the PL, their fan base would be wiped for a generation !

Was just thinking, given we know about the dog botherers different shopping lists, what supermarket do you go to to lose your most valuable possession?

He's got that look hasn't he? The same look that those poor Turpin kids had on their 'holiday' photos.

My mate recons Irene is a hermaphrodite, he's cock sure of it.

Do they make hand driers that blow hot air? Wow. We should get some at AG.

I thought they did have owners willing and capable to invest? That's what they were all bragging about around this time 2 years ago. Its laughable to suggest they have a bigger fan base than Swansea and Huddersfield. MK Dons are getting bigger crowds than the Sags. If they were genuinely loyal they'd fill their tiny ground every home match instead of barely scraping 8k home fans in L1. ....and they call us deluded?

I’m all for Gas bashing but let’s stick to facts when it comes to attendances, otherwise we’re as bad as them.

You've forgotten Slarti one can never have too many 'dropped kerbs' and they don't come cheap......

Watches and Chelsea season tickets don’t pay for themselves you know.....

Dopey definitely would

"continue to build on and off the pitch"...........FFS how many curtains and sprinklers can one club need ?

I think they're mainly thinking of ways to get their money back and shoot off back to Jordan if I'm honest.

Love to have heard that conversation: Club secretary ’Pep, Bristol are on the phone ‘ Pep ’Hello , Lee, how are you? Good result on Saturday ‘ Dopey ‘ Hello, Pep, Darrell here ‘ Pep ‘Who?’ Dopey ‘ Darrell Clarke, manager of Bristol Rovers, (phone goes dead) looking to loan some of your players, hello, hello. You still there?

If Carlsberg did Transfer Deadline Days ....

Just a load of old cu... No, let's not go there.

Brilliant sir! There aren't enough likes for that last line!!

Thanks, saved me some typing

Sometime after they imagined they had a bigger fanbase than Huddersfield.

Its typical gas logic. "Our club plays football in a big city therefore we have a massive fan base" If we apply that gas logic to all sports then we need to congratulate Parson Street primary school year 5 girls dodgeball team for having the largest fan base in the country.

So they are bringing in 2 free transfers after selling Bodin. No wonder he is a "billionaire"!

Looks like one I know, but it's actually one of their shirts.

Nope, 8% of Yeovil’s population watch Yeovil Town FC and less than 2% of Bristol’s population go to watch Roverzzz

Don't forget the new electric hand dryers in the bogs, we're definitely on the way up.

Those were the days .....

Their fans deserve Championship football apparently.

Its an old saying and most people don't generally believe it but they could actually be a club that couldn't afford to be promoted. The increased costs of being a championship side plus the start of the three year countdown clock to switch to an all seater stadium would be extremely difficult if not impossible to budget for when you look at gates of a maximum of 12k.

Unbelievable and just typical of our luck. Our best players, as soon as a higher placed club come in for them they are off. No loyalty, just "thanks for the memories and for turning me into a star player from nothing, need to test myself at the highest level blah blah blah" The lower league player we want to sign, if indeed we were ever in talks with Khan, decides to stay at tinpot poxy Yeovile to play in front of 2000 home fans, for a gibberimg, mumbling muttering **** of a manager, in a side embedded in a battle to avoid relegation and stay in the Football League. We have managed to entice 1 Conference player this window, is that the highest level from which we have the clout to sign players? Absolutely shocking if true. HA HA HA

Well they did try and run several other 'amazing' stories but none of the titles seemed to work: Rovers make amazing progress on new training ground Amazing plans for revamped Mem revealed DC praises amazing level of transfer fund from Gas owners Fan donations create amazing new home for retired Police horses..... See, none of them work.

Typical of the Gas! On the day Leeds Utd release a new club badge, they do the same.