Septic Peg

Job for LJ? ?????

I think the most common suggestion is restarting the season from August ie no promotions/relegations. Leeds winning in 1st place with no promotion would be pretty funny tbf.

Out of interest @Davefevs and purely hypothetical... but if we did turn over Shrewsbury and would right now be playing Liverpool at home... Where would you be?

Cheered me right up this has! Sent them down whilst wearing the Rovers kit and now grabs their manager from right under their nose. Up the Mansfield!

Marcus: "Wass fink then Darr?" Dopey: "Nah theen. Nebbin over there our kid, it's a roof. Cor."

I agree. I hope the wreckage can be found so the two guys can be put to rest properly and the families can say their own goodbyes.

There's a video doing the rounds on FB of gasheads singing to Tomlin. To cut it short, the final line is "and when he played for City, he was ****ing shite". They ain't wrong tbf.

Thoughts with all at Cardiff, Sala's family and friends, and also the family and friends of the pilot. Such a tragic situation. Just horrific.

I thought that for ages until someone cleared it up for me. It was literally a City fan sending a tweet to Garita when he signed. Some City fans like to say stuff like "so and so sniffs bike seats" or "so and so drinks bath water" etc. Well knowing that Garita couldn't speak a word of english, a city fan sent Garita "Darrell Clarke w@nks off dogs". Arnie RTed it and it stuck ever since.

"Cor, that Stefan Payne put bloody itching powder down me back coz I told him only I can swear at the fans... print that bastard."

No Source. Fried onions and mushrooms optional. Bacon is better. 1-1 draw. Enjoy the day out Stokies.

Noticeable lack of comms from Whale. Not heard a dicky bird from him in time. Poorly performing team, crap summer signings, new stands condemned. He's walking asap I reckon.

3-0 loss. Swansea are gonna run rings around us unfortunately. So I've written it off already and to cheer myself up tonight, I've got the Youtuber boxing paid for (my son is a massive fan) and I can't stand Jake or Logan Paul so I'll be hoping they get battered into next week.

This has a draw written all over it. 2-2. Wonder who is playing CB tonight. Pisano again? Thought he didn't do too bad tbf.

I can only apologise @havanatopia. I had to have my wisdom tooth removed in an emergency on Wednesday morning so I've been on strong painkillers and sleeping pretty much ever since. I'll be fighting fit for the next match, have no fear! 3-1 loss and Flint will score. We know the drill. Argh. If anyone wants to see my mangled infectious tooth, my dentist gave it to me and I have a photo! I'm a disgusting person!

I wish I have been away but my tan lines are from the school run and now are being topped up by being in the garden...

Late to the party but a huge congrats to @havanatopia and Mrs Hav. Wish you both the very best. Remember, she's always right.

Elite content @Cheesleysmate. Doffing my cap to you...

Peg's piss poor prediction: Bristol City 1 - Brummies 3 Announce bedsheets.

My sister is the PR face but she couldn't read a toddler's picture book, let alone the tea leaves or a crystal ball. Ever wondered why Mystic Meg has her ears covered? Yep, thats coz I'm feeding her the predictions through an ear piece. Heard it here first.

I know right. Lotto numbers for tomorrow are 6, 7, 18, 21, 42 and 59. Don't forget to send the cheque.

Morning all! Poor old Doris. She hates the Barnsley. She's Leeds Leeds Leeds. MOT is tattooed on her lower back. 2-2. We don't do well after an international break.

The protest is back on then?

Morning Hav and all... Old Heckybum will be meeting up with his old pal LJ. As is the way with the new manager bounce, it won't be for us today... 2-1 to Dirty Leeds.

Morning Hav and all. Every time I predict a win, we lose. So given Sunny's drastic fall from grace, I would have said 2-1 win for City. Instead, I'll say 1-1 draw. Ps hope to see our Italian Stallion on the bench or even a 10 min run around at the end.