Sir Colby-Tit

That's the kiddy!

Didn't we sign a young lad from Liverpool, on loan, a few years back and never played him? Danny something possibly? My memory is shot!

But does Gerald fit Tara?

Yeah, bloody fans leaving early, really pisses me off. Support the team until the end like I did, even if the football isn't great. I watched until the final whistle... ....and then switched off my laptop.

Fulfillment Facility, sounds like a knocking shop.

Have you got something against apostrophes?

First half analysis: 1. Max is a super hero 2. Ashton Gate looks nicer than the Stadium of Light on the telly. 3. Sunderland TV commentator is close to orgasm every time they attack. That is all.

I went with a couple of mates and we decided to stay in a cheap hotel. Got so pissed before the game it's all a bit of a blur. I went for a pee during the first half and somehow managed to re-enter the seating from the concourse into the wrong section. Took my seat, wearing my City shirt, and quickly realised I was surrounded by not very happy Sunderland fans. Luckily for me a copper spotted me and escorted me back to the away fans section before any shoeings were dished out. Got some applause from the City fans for my efforts. After the game we went to find a pub and were just about to walk into one when a friendly mackem lass advised us that if we entered that particular pub it wouldn't end well. She kindly escorted us to another pub, full of Sunderland fans, where we were brought drinks all night.

I've been to the Stadium of Light once. Soren Andersen got a late equaliser I think. Which was nice.

Do the rules state that they can't take off their shorts? (Asking for a friend)

I think it'll be a retro shirt, harking back to the 23/24 season, to commemorate the famous dumping of West Ham from the FA Cup.

The Plymouth team needs to be drug tested after the game, commentator just said their keeper was out of his box.

All football fans are fickle, we're not special.

I can see us getting something out of this one, on the basis that we seem to up our game against the better teams. There will then be another reprieve for The Manningbot Artificial Unitelligence, possibly a mural, open top bus tour and commemorative kit.

Amazing. Personally I'm hoping for Nahki Khaki's, Dickie briefs, Bell bottoms and Cor-Knickers. Well done BCFC.

Yep, agree with this 100%. Surely a sense of pride comes from actions or achievements. I'm not even that proud to be human tbh, let alone English.

Nike must be delighted that the discussion is all about the colours of the cross, and not about the outrageous prices of the shirt. Genius.

Couldn't agree more. What about gossip and housework FFS.

At least we've had play offs and promotions. All they've had is relentless mediocrity, albeit at the top level.

I'm beginning to think Mr Manning might be a Borg drone that managed to break free of the collective.

I have always thought that being an Everton fan must be incredibly dull.

Well, that's put me off my cornflakes.

I would have got in a lot less trouble over the years tbf