Homer Simpson

Did he mention Southampton?

Rent boys, loan players. They're all the same to them.

He still is. He compiles all of their numerical data, such as attendances, size of fanbase and is currently working on the amount of seats required in any new stands or stadium. He is a very accomplished writer of fiction with a wild imagination.

Build it and they will cum.

People take the Mick out of our coach 1, imagine what their's must be like.

His sister will love it.

Apparently it wasn't selling enough tickets.

Bolt on 2 Strap on 0

You're confusing him with Robbogas.

Named my dog Penalty, after Lee Tomlin. Every time I took him to the park the ****** took off and I couldn't find him.

Hi Zak. Has Liam banned punctuation at BS?

Exactly. Do you notice how none of them use punctuation? Tinnion also in charge of the education department.

Stood in there many times, getting wet hoping it was the rain.

I assume you were giving it a vigorous shake whilst still peeing.

Looks bad.