[Gambit]

What a shame, England may actually have to start playing football now rather than long ball to the big guy.

[Greenman15]

Its a sad sad day.

[CITYRED]

Emile Heskey - England Striker (62 Caps , 7 Goals)
Jose Rene Higuita - Columbian Goalkeeper (68 Caps, 8 Goals)


Im sorry but the above just explains it. Simple.

[vanman]

I thought he retired 5 years ago. As previous post says it all. Move on.

[hippy273]

Why did Heskey even go to the world cup? Crouch and Defoe should have played all along.

[sephjnr]

Three months too f'n late.

[Riaz]

Absolutely gutted about this

This is truly devastating news. He'll be a big miss. This reminds me of when Alan Shearer retired - Too early to say the least.

He will be missed in the England team.

[Esmond Million's Bung]

Riaz, on 23 July 2010 - 08:32 AM, said:

Absolutely gutted about this

This is truly devastating news. He'll be a big miss. This reminds me of when Alan Shearer retired - Too early to say the least.

He will be missed in the England team.

if only I could believe your post is a piss take, Heskey's loss compared to that of Shearer, That's the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum, Thank's for cheering me up after the planning vote news.

Heskey scored 3 goals in competitive England games and his time in the team spanned a dire period in the national teams history and played well in 2 meaningful games.

Yes he'll be missed, His great control, tripping over his 2 left feet, being muscled out by midgets, his great heading ability, But mostly for his scoring ability.

Your analogy is like saying that Ian Baird leaving BCFC was as devastating as John Atyeo retiring.

This post has been edited by Esmond Million's Bung: 23 July 2010 - 12:14 PM

[Riaz]

Esmond Million, on 23 July 2010 - 12:11 PM, said:

if only I could believe your post is a piss take, Heskey's loss compared to that of Shearer, That's the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum, Thank's for cheering me up after the planning vote news.

Heskey scored 3 goals in competitive England games and his time in the team spanned a dire period in the national teams history and played well in 2 meaningful games.

Yes he'll be missed, His great control, tripping over his 2 left feet, being muscled out by midgets, his great heading ability, But mostly for his scoring ability.

Your analogy is like saying that Ian Baird leaving BCFC was as devastating as John Atyeo retiring.

I just knew you'd take the bait!!

This post has been edited by Riaz: 23 July 2010 - 12:26 PM

[Esmond Million's Bung]

Riaz, on 23 July 2010 - 12:26 PM, said:

I just knew you'd take the bait!!

Oh you really are a one are'nt you.

[Red]

Fair play to Heskey, had a crap world cup, comes home, stuck on a dress, and won the ladies title at Wimbledon!

[Esmond Million's Bung]

Red, on 23 July 2010 - 02:23 PM, said:

Fair play to Heskey, had a crap world cup, comes home, stuck on a dress, and won the ladies title at Wimbledon!

Qualiteeeeeeeeeeeee

[sephjnr]

Red, on 23 July 2010 - 02:23 PM, said:

Fair play to Heskey, had a crap world cup, comes home, stuck on a dress, and won the ladies title at Wimbledon!

Look here, young man, I won't hear a bad word against the Williams brothers.

[downendcity]

Shortly after Erikkson took over as England manager he was supervising a training session. Erikkson wasa stickler for cleanliness and hygene so after the players had washed and changed he checked the shower area and noticed a brown, steaming turd in one of the shower cubicles.

He went into the players and asked "OK then, who's 5h1t on the floor?"

Heskey replied "thats me boss, but I'm bloody good in the air"

[Greyfriars Red10]

Red, on 23 July 2010 - 02:23 PM, said:

Fair play to Heskey, had a crap world cup, comes home, stuck on a dress, and won the ladies title at Wimbledon!

your my hero, that's quality!