Hilarious!!
Edited by Super, 11 August 2012 - 09:51 PM.
Barton And Heskey
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:55 PM
Sheila Holloway it is then, always thought there was something odd about him.
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Sages want the eyes of the world to be focused upon them. They love to be the center of attention, and to be in the limelight. They desire to be suave, polished, classy, and graceful in their behavior. Sages can be very much into loving themselves. They want everything coming in to them, and nothing going out. They often use, exploit, and manipulate other people in order to get what they want. In a manner of speaking, Sages view themselves as the center of the universe. That is, they are very subjective about everything — they consider how events in their lives relate to themselves personally: "What does this mean to me? How does this affect me?"
At an extreme, Sages tend to live in their own dreamy fantasy world. Sages often fall prey to their own imaginations, and are victims of their own delusions. They have a hard time facing reality. They are prone to think that the real world works like their imaginary world. Obviously this can get them into trouble when this proves not to be the case.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:58 PM
Olly been smoking crack or something? How on earth did he expect heskey to agree £90 a week? Or are the mail not telling the whole story for a change and was in fact offered that plus £10k a game and £20k a goal for instance?
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 09:59 PM
90 quid a week for Heskey!!
50 quid a week too much in my opinion.
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Sages want the eyes of the world to be focused upon them. They love to be the center of attention, and to be in the limelight. They desire to be suave, polished, classy, and graceful in their behavior. Sages can be very much into loving themselves. They want everything coming in to them, and nothing going out. They often use, exploit, and manipulate other people in order to get what they want. In a manner of speaking, Sages view themselves as the center of the universe. That is, they are very subjective about everything — they consider how events in their lives relate to themselves personally: "What does this mean to me? How does this affect me?"
At an extreme, Sages tend to live in their own dreamy fantasy world. Sages often fall prey to their own imaginations, and are victims of their own delusions. They have a hard time facing reality. They are prone to think that the real world works like their imaginary world. Obviously this can get them into trouble when this proves not to be the case.
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Sages want the eyes of the world to be focused upon them. They love to be the center of attention, and to be in the limelight. They desire to be suave, polished, classy, and graceful in their behavior. Sages can be very much into loving themselves. They want everything coming in to them, and nothing going out. They often use, exploit, and manipulate other people in order to get what they want. In a manner of speaking, Sages view themselves as the center of the universe. That is, they are very subjective about everything — they consider how events in their lives relate to themselves personally: "What does this mean to me? How does this affect me?"
At an extreme, Sages tend to live in their own dreamy fantasy world. Sages often fall prey to their own imaginations, and are victims of their own delusions. They have a hard time facing reality. They are prone to think that the real world works like their imaginary world. Obviously this can get them into trouble when this proves not to be the case.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 11:34 PM
I may be wrong but I remember when Blackpool wanted Brett before we got him that they only cover minimal expenses throughout pre-season and pay wages during the season.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 12:04 AM
50 quid a week too much in my opinion.
Wow! I'd be looking to invoice him for the privalige
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:45 AM
It will be ninety quid a week plus thousands for appearances and goals.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:59 AM
£90 a week is the minimum guaranteed wage that Blackpool would legally have to pay. Appearance fees etc. would probably have been in the thousands. It's how more footballing contracts should be structured in my opinion.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 08:24 AM
It will be ninety quid a week plus thousands for appearances and goals.
So that'll be 90 quid a week then for Heskey then.
The Sage's Natural Overleaves
Sages want the eyes of the world to be focused upon them. They love to be the center of attention, and to be in the limelight. They desire to be suave, polished, classy, and graceful in their behavior. Sages can be very much into loving themselves. They want everything coming in to them, and nothing going out. They often use, exploit, and manipulate other people in order to get what they want. In a manner of speaking, Sages view themselves as the center of the universe. That is, they are very subjective about everything — they consider how events in their lives relate to themselves personally: "What does this mean to me? How does this affect me?"
At an extreme, Sages tend to live in their own dreamy fantasy world. Sages often fall prey to their own imaginations, and are victims of their own delusions. They have a hard time facing reality. They are prone to think that the real world works like their imaginary world. Obviously this can get them into trouble when this proves not to be the case.
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Sages want the eyes of the world to be focused upon them. They love to be the center of attention, and to be in the limelight. They desire to be suave, polished, classy, and graceful in their behavior. Sages can be very much into loving themselves. They want everything coming in to them, and nothing going out. They often use, exploit, and manipulate other people in order to get what they want. In a manner of speaking, Sages view themselves as the center of the universe. That is, they are very subjective about everything — they consider how events in their lives relate to themselves personally: "What does this mean to me? How does this affect me?"
At an extreme, Sages tend to live in their own dreamy fantasy world. Sages often fall prey to their own imaginations, and are victims of their own delusions. They have a hard time facing reality. They are prone to think that the real world works like their imaginary world. Obviously this can get them into trouble when this proves not to be the case.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 08:28 AM
That would mean less than minimum wage if he was training and playing more than 20 hours a week, not right surely!£90 a week is the minimum guaranteed wage that Blackpool would legally have to pay. Appearance fees etc. would probably have been in the thousands. It's how more footballing contracts should be structured in my opinion.
As for the add ons, well, if he had a couple of bad games or a injury, or ollie decided on a formation that he couldn't squeeze heskey into. I can see why he turned them down.
If that is the way Blackpool are going, they will find it difficult to attract players.... Unless every club follows suit.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 08:46 AM
That would mean less than minimum wage if he was training and playing more than 20 hours a week, not right surely!
As for the add ons, well, if he had a couple of bad games or a injury, or ollie decided on a formation that he couldn't squeeze heskey into. I can see why he turned them down.
If that is the way Blackpool are going, they will find it difficult to attract players.... Unless every club follows suit.
Sign on as an Apprentice I bet.
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