The Batman Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband-suggests-next-james-bond-should-be-a-woman-and-tips-rosamund-pike-for-role-10146945.html Another ed Miliband masterstroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Time for a male Miss Marple surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm gunning for a male Jane Eyre movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 James Bond is a sociophobic misogynist with PTSD stemming from his childhood, burying his grief in institutionalised murder, alcohol abuse and meaningless sex with multiple partners for very short periods. So... Lisbeth Salander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband-suggests-next-james-bond-should-be-a-woman-and-tips-rosamund-pike-for-role-10146945.html Another ed Miliband masterstroke. You could almost imagine Milliband being a Tory plant, due to him being a monumental clot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 1, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 You could almost imagine Milliband being a Tory plant, due to him being a monumental clot. Think you got the middle two letters wrong on the last word ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Not that much different to having a female M though is it? The Ian Flemming books are totally different to the films anyway. The whole thing is something of a parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Surely the role should go to John Barnes as an apology for being a crap manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't know. Roger Moore once gave me a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Why does James Bond have to be human, anyway? Horace applied for the part and was rudely rejected Just one more case of institutional insectivorophobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 2, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Why does James Bond have to be human, anyway? Horace applied for the part and was rudely rejected Just one more case of institutional insectivorophobia I'm calling the men in white coats before it's too late ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm calling the men in white coats before it's too late ! Men? Men! Not only speciesist but sexist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 The name's Bond - Jennie Bond 0034c - & I'll **** you up Royally ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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