simon uk Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Always wanted to start one of these, but we never had someone suitable to start it for... Flinty is so tough that lions go on safari to see flinty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that when learning to head the ball, he used head away v1 rockets for practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty prefers not to use anaesthetic to save the Nhs money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderbeans Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 He can bring Chuck Norris to a whimpering mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that ghosts sit around campfires and tell "Flint" stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that he single handedly stopped Putin from invading Ukraine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint is so tough that he wasnt breast fed,he went straight onto cappachino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that I had to put some potato on my fork to help me break him down a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Jesus walked on water. Flinty can swim through land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint is so tough,when he goes to bed he checks underneath for himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so though that the Klitcho's would only fight him together!! Flinty is so tough that even Ross Kemp is too scared to make a film about him! (think about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterStyvarsRightFoot Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden flints calendar goes straight from march 31st to April 2nd.... Because nobody fools flinty Aden flint can cut a knife with butter Flinty had a cameo in the titanic... He was the iceberg Flint is so tough that a bullet proof wears him for protection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC@Frome Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that he is going to knock The Williams down by hand just because he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterStyvarsRightFoot Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that he is going to knock The Williams down by hand just because he can. Guessing he's coming into training first day back an hour early ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Death once had a near-Flint experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint's so though jihadi johns knife broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 When flinty runs the earth spins faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty wasn't born, he was quarried . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC RED Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that when he cheated on Taylor Swift, she was too scared to write a song about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC RED Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint is so tough, he makes onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC RED Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 When Flint does press ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flints Teddy bear has taken out an injunction against him he's so naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manon Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that the Terminator said "I'll not be back". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint is so tough, when he was born he slapped the midwife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that he stopped a meteor by looking it and saying "no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flinty is so tough that he stopped a meteor by looking it and saying "no." No no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM91 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint's so tough Sainsbury's want to leave Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Flint is so tough, swindon have only sold 19k tickets for a wembley final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough he even scares his own shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough that nails seem soft by comparison. Superman wears a Flint shirt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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