Negan Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Aden Flint doesn't mow his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow Aden Flint has an Xbox Live account on his PS4. Aden Flint can parachute from the ground Aden Flint is so tough he got into a staring contest with the sun and the sun blinked first. Humpty Dumpty didn't fall..... he was pushed by Aden Flint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty (sorry that's as far as I got) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 flint was rough but now hes tough,just like marlon pack. the reason for this turn around was drinking scrumpy jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flint was shot last week. The bullet is still in intensive care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flint's so tough Jack FM play what he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough, his hair doesn't grow, it runs away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that Superman owns a pair of Aden Flint Pyjamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough, if he can't find a parking space, he dishes out tickets to the Council. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UREDS_91 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough that he can slam a revolving door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 2nd attempt! They tried to make Flinty go to rehab, he said no no no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The reason Cheetahs are so fast is because one of them once pissed off Aden Flint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Woodsy is so tough, his hair doesn't grow, it runs away from him. Just changed that for you - only time I can compare myself to the great man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough that heroin is addicted to aden flint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough he eats VX poison gas for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough, he uses the lethal injection as a sleeping pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough he kisses men in public in Saudi Arabia just for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough he doesn't sleep..........he waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty surfs Tsunamis . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty's so tough when he goes to the beach he kicks sand in his own face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty's so tough when he hails a taxi and the driver says "where to Guv", he replies "Mind your own business Pal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flint's so tough he eats the red Smarties first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is sooooooo tough that BCFC have to apply for planning permission for a wall every time the opposition get a free kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robson Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough, he once refereed a match and won 2-0. He scored a hat-trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider red Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty is so tough he is a crocodile wrestler in his spare time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flints so tough that when he was late for training Cotts punished the rest of the squad for being early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flints so tough he beat his reflection at Rock Paper Scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flint had a fight with the Hulk and the loser had to paint themselves green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough that he made Tom Petty back down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Some men piss their name into snow, Aiden Flint pisses his name into concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flint is so tough he uses the Hadron Collider for practicing headers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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