Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just seen him on the Triangle in Clifton. He is a relatively large-looking man. He was getting into a black Mercedes. The back parcel-shelf of which was literally festooned with cress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 The back parcel-shelf of which was literally festooned with cress. Best line of the close season so far, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Did he have a blue nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just seen him on the Triangle in Clifton. He is a relatively large-looking man. He was getting into a black Mercedes. The back parcel-shelf of which was literally festooned with cress. His wife makes cup cakes, so maybe she's expanding into sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Hmm.. Cress... are you sure it wasn't something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Hmm.. Cress... are you sure it wasn't something else? Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Cress, the feeding of the five thousand sacond sitting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 literally festooned with cress. Whats cress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Hmm.. Cress... are you sure it wasn't something else? Any suggestions? Mustard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Whats cress? http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/cress/description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Mustard? Green love-mustard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Could it have been astro turf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheatus59 Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Who cares , Coles is a knob ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Ashley Cole..it's a double pun people. Come on I know you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Could it have been astro turf? Now that's something that didn't occur to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Festooned - great word. Needs to be used more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 I saw him having a coffee up on the Downs cafe in Clifton once, the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray White Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 The GAS were paying him 5k a week!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallaceboy Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 How they could do with 5 grand a week now.dodgy Darrell would get 5players for that now.?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Now that's something that didn't occur to me... Yes I was going to suggest he might be a desso salesman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkateee Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Danny coles is most definitely a Moss eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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