Mendip City Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, kmpowell said: MA: "he's an attractive man but too young for me... and that scruffy beard eeewww yuk. Now I wonder whether this Uncle Pete I've got to phone about the scouting job is more my type?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, kmpowell said: Fandabbydosy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatersfloater Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, kmpowell said: Johnson your making me very moist............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendip City Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, kmpowell said: MA: "an outstanding candidate, I always recruit 'em young, I wonder whether he'll let me process his DNA?" Or maybe... MA: "stop talking, on and on and on, I'm the talker 'round here. Let's get this over with, I'm desperate for a dump". Or MA: "short isn't he? The workplace assessment will be interesting. We'll need that desk lowered for a start" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 hours ago, kmpowell said: Hang on a minute.....something wrong here, I've got the blue collar and he's got the white collar....should be the other way round...bl**dy Ashton Gate make -up dept got it wrong again.....I'm supposed to look down on him.......Aaahh forgot ... I will !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Mmm marmite.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gas8er Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Bloody hell, I was only joking when I mentioned LJ........fack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarr_in_z Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 "Mmm. Ideal suits / ties combination for a civil partnership." Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 MA: The first rule of corporate engagement, make the target someone else. MA: You said on your CV, you can breath through your ears 8 out of 10 OTIB posters, who expressed a preference, said 'WTF' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 5 hours ago, kmpowell said: I wonder if his arse is as hairy as his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 5 hours ago, kmpowell said: "Not a good start Lee, I said black suit, red tie and BLUE shirt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 5 hours ago, kmpowell said: Hmmm Chocolats or roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingswood red Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 5 hours ago, kmpowell said: 5 hours ago, kmpowell said: Nice beaver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 "Mmmmmm.....synergy....run it up the flagpole and salute it....low hanging fruit.....5 pillars....touch base....glass ceiling..... Sorry chaps, zoned out there for a minute, what!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 6 hours ago, kmpowell said: I can really see myself in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manon Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 "You think you're sooo clever, Johnson, with all that flash talk... but I'll soon show you who's boss around here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 8 hours ago, kmpowell said: Hmm, silent but deadly, OMG its a good 'un.. any second now he's gonna smell it,... I cant help it, its always the last thing they expect from me.. I love it ... 3, 2, 1 lets see how lickle Lee handles this ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 "I can't wait to start playing with my hairy little Johnson." or "Oh my god, he's gone blurry. I think I've been playing with my Johnson too much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 I'm really chuffed with my project hologram man.. this latest one is almost life-size. Doing a great impersonation of a football management operative, at least the press are falling for it anyway. Oops, I must get some new batteries he's starting to power down. I'd better call an end to this conference now before he fades and disappears completely in front of all these cameras.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglia Red Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Valentine is in the post - I wonder if he'll know it's me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 "OMG!... he's got a bit of buttered toast stuck in his beard again... shit! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WaggiesQuiff Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 MA - " You'd look better in a track suit. After all you are a Head Coach" LJ - "You can be my Head Coach ( as in coaching my little lee's head )" MA - *Blushes* or rather " I'VE CREATED A MONSTER, A SEXY MONSTER" edit- I am so sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky monkey Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 I really did think he'd be bigger......snr should of hung him from the bannister a little longer........I swear I ordered nibbles.....oh sh1t am I staring again...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 18 hours ago, kmpowell said: If you like? Mmmmm yes I like!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 17 hours ago, Robbored said: "I can't wait until we're all alone - naked" Could you just confirm that this is your response to the caption competition ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Robbored said: " I wonder if his missus is as gorgeous as him?" 17 hours ago, Robbored said: "I can't wait until we're all alone - naked" This glimpse into your mind has made me feel a bit sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten minutes of rough Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Getting a bit out of hand, I love wit, but this is tasteless so called humour, seems to be all those who hold ancient grudges against the Johnston's like to chip in with homophonic comments now, sort of adds another level to their unfounded agenda against him. LJ has stated he is excited about returning here, as he actually is a supporter, shame on you lot that ridicule him. In many ways he is a bigger man than you keyboard warriors. I do know you love to have a thread about the Gas, non league, basement Rovers etc, but to give it out to our coach and staff, is totally unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 And I thought this competition was about Mark Ashton's facial expression...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 20 hours ago, kmpowell said: Remember, you are the thread, but I am the rope. Lee, I am your father You weirdy beardy, me clean shaven haven Watch me levitate that bottle with my mind Lee, the writing is on the wall already Lee, use the force. We don't have any more loans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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