Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Well H is sleeping or busy typing away but we can't have that now can we . So here is the official unofficial match night thread. Fulham , rhymes with squeaky bum and this is why Isewater's Squeaky Bum oil sales are going through the roof . So much has changed since our winning run against the Cottagers ( What they do in their free time is their affair ) we were cock a hoop and now we need to find our cocks and raise our hoops for 3 points tonight. I going for a City win . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 What ever they do at the cottage, maybe they need some squeaky bum oil for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Well H is sleeping or busy typing away but we can't have that now can we . So here is the official unofficial match night thread. Fulham , rhymes with squeaky bum and this is why Isewater's Squeaky Bum oil sales are going through the roof . So much has changed since our winning run against the Cottagers ( What they do in their free time is their affair ) we were cock a hoop and now we need to find our cocks and raise our hoops for 3 points tonight. I going for a City win . Can I be the first to say that Fulham does not rhyme with bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Looking at Fulhams recent form, it is solid, including a lot of narrow wins against teams round about us in the league. No doubt this is another game they are targetting for a win. On the law of averages we have to win a game sometime against a team not called Rotherham, surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Hellfire Corner said: Can I be the first to say that Fulham does not rhyme with bum. No ,it's my thread and I rhyme what I want . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerseybean Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Thank you Major for getting us well-oiled (despite your dodgy Cockney rhyming slang) an amusing start to what we all hope will be a good night. Draws between us and Fulham are rare and the recent history suggests there will be a winner tonight: http://www.11v11.com/teams/fulham/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Bristol City/ Looking at Fulham's results overall this season it's noteworthy that at home they have beaten Newcastle, Huddersfield and Reading (the last two 5-0) but haven't done that well against clubs lower in the table e.g. drawing against Forest, QPR, Wolves, Burton and Wigan and of course losing 4-0 to us. Red 'n white night, under the lights and a game we really need to win should make for a brilliant atmosphere. Like to see us set up like this which shows genuine attacking intent but requires Tomlin to put in a really solid shift (although tbh I'm not totally sure about him being able to do so, given his inconsistency.) Let's get behind whatever team is selected and really, really, be the 12th man tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerseybean Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, Jerseybean said: Thank you Major for getting us well-oiled (despite your dodgy Cockney rhyming slang) an amusing start to what we all hope will be a good night. Draws between us and Fulham are rare and the recent history suggests there will be a winner tonight: http://www.11v11.com/teams/fulham/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Bristol City/ Looking at Fulham's results overall this season it's noteworthy that at home they have beaten Newcastle, Huddersfield and Reading (the last two 5-0) but haven't done that well against clubs lower in the table e.g. drawing against Forest, QPR, Wolves, Burton and Wigan and of course losing 4-0 to us. Red 'n white night, under the lights and a game we really need to win should make for a brilliant atmosphere. Like to see us set up like this which shows genuine attacking intent but requires Tomlin to put in a really solid shift (although tbh I'm not totally sure about him being able to do so, given his inconsistency.) Let's get behind whatever team is selected and really, really, be the 12th man tonight. oops this time with the line up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Jerseybean said: Thank you Major for getting us well-oiled (despite your dodgy Cockney rhyming slang) an amusing start to what we all hope will be a good night. Draws between us and Fulham are rare and the recent history suggests there will be a winner tonight: http://www.11v11.com/teams/fulham/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Bristol City/ Looking at Fulham's results overall this season it's noteworthy that at home they have beaten Newcastle, Huddersfield and Reading (the last two 5-0) but haven't done that well against clubs lower in the table e.g. drawing against Forest, QPR, Wolves, Burton and Wigan and of course losing 4-0 to us. Red 'n white night, under the lights and a game we really need to win should make for a brilliant atmosphere. Like to see us set up like this which shows genuine attacking intent but requires Tomlin to put in a really solid shift (although tbh I'm not totally sure about him being able to do so, given his inconsistency.) Let's get behind whatever team is selected and really, really, be the 12th man tonight. Too many lights these days, not the same special atmosphere at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Starting to feel like now or never for our form to take a turn for the better. Best of luck to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Hellfire Corner said: Can I be the first to say that Fulham does not rhyme with bum. depends how one pronounces it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: No ,it's my thread and I rhyme what I want . I'm sorry, you can't claim that. I would say that there is no rhyme for Fulham just like the words "orange" or "month" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Let's get this Cottage party started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Weather is foul down here. Winds picked right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, archie andrews said: depends how one pronounces it.... Hellfire is obviously a posh git who rhymes Fulham with Lamb ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 There are many words that have no rhyme in the English language. "Orange" is only the most famous. Other words that have no rhyme include: silver, purple, month, ninth, pint, wolf, opus, dangerous, marathon and discombobulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Going to walk there - hope I don't get blown away, wet and windy, not the best conditions for a game or walking to the ground... going to make/have a coffee and some biccies and then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gazred said: Weather is foul down here. Winds picked right up. Where is here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Hellfire is obviously a posh git who rhymes Fulham with Lamb ! Major, I take it all back, Fulham does rhyme with Wilbraham ( and Abraham) - let's hope that he scores tonight, coming on as sub in the 70th minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hellfire Corner said: There are many words that have no rhyme in the English language. "Orange" is only the most famous. Other words that have no rhyme include: silver, purple, month, ninth, pint, wolf, opus, dangerous, marathon and discombobulate. He's making it up as he goes along . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Fiale said: Going to walk there - hope I don't get blown away, wet and windy, not the best conditions for a game or walking to the ground... going to make/have a coffee and some biccies and then leave. What biccies you having? I just had a couple of McVities Gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Fiale said: Going to walk there - hope I don't get blown away, wet and windy, not the best conditions for a game or walking to the ground... going to make/have a coffee and some biccies and then leave. Will the game still be on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, Nomad said: What biccies you having? I just had a couple of McVities Gold. I am proud to be associated with posters of this class . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The goal is that way Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Is it to much to ask for a resounding city win and Johnson getting the sack ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Nomad said: What biccies you having? I just had a couple of McVities Gold. Malted milks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hellfire Corner said: I'm sorry, you can't claim that. I would say that there is no rhyme for Fulham just like the words "orange" or "month" I would always argue that syringe rhymes with orange, but I have never written a poem about an orange and a syringe, and I'm not about to start. I'll give you month although I have heard people pronounce it in a way that rhymes with bumf. As for Fulham, I hope they perform like Oldham tonight. 3-1 City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old_eastender Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, The goal is that way said: Is it to much to ask for a resounding city win and Johnson getting the sack ? Yes and as much as I want LJ out, I'll settle for the resounding City win please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said: Where is here? Only one place to be tonight.....The Gate of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, CotswoldRed said: Malted milks. Superb choice. An underrated biscuit if ever I saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Gazred said: Weather is foul down here. Winds picked right up. It;s foul here as well, this morning and into the afternoon it was sunny, but very windy and minus 7C, since early evening we have a very strong wind and blowing snow, a bit warmer though at only minus 4. So it's just as well I will be sat at the laptop listening to the commentary and biting my nails for a City win, So show us some passion boys and get another good win against Fulham and I can get a good nights sleep, COYR's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, Gazred said: Only one place to be tonight.....The Gate of course! Wish I could be there. Only problem is, with traffic the way it is I'd need to leave work a week last Tuesday to get there for kickoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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