EstoniaTallinnRed Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 The fall of the value of the Pound against the Euro, all Johnson's fault and now it's a white out snow storm here. got to blame it om him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 He`s just let my neighbour`s dog out without making sure their gate was shut and it`s just crapped on my front lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RT's Vaseline Tub Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 The Project stagnating Europa League within 5 years- more like the Screwfix League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der no.2 Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 This afternoon was in a cafe in Brera, sunk my teeth into a delicious zabaione pastry and the cream shot all over my frontage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Der no.2 said: The cream shot all over my frontage! First time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 My small Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 38 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: He`s just let my neighbour`s dog out without making sure their gate was shut and it`s just crapped on my front lawn. He`s only gone and made them come out and clear it up now. Told them some bollocks about being late for a flight to Newcastle or some such crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der no.2 Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 oh and Potholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC_ Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 The continual delay of the Bristol arena. All Johnson's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On 23/02/2017 at 10:48, Threshing Red said: I blame him for all this wind this morning Indeed. The collective sigh from all OTIBers when we realised he hadn't left created major gusts in the west country. All down to LJ. My hayfever? LJ planting seeds everywhere. My husband leaving the bathroom floor looking like the river of Babylon when he got out the bath? LJ designed the bath and didn't allow for water overflow/displacement/spillage. Making my son cry aged 2 in a photo opportunity? (Actually, that one is true. You are a disgrace LJ. Making toddlers cry. Tut tut.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Due to him there's not going to be a monorail, I'll never forgive him for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 The FTSE went down today. Fekkin Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman85 Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On 23/02/2017 at 09:14, RedDave said: Just spilt water over my phone and automatically shouted 'f*****g Johnson' out loud to some strange stares. Anything else we can blame him for? It was his appearance at Wembley that disrupted us and cost us promotion v Hull. As a player he often shirked a tackle and nothing is different as a manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Getting out muscled on the pitch and now being out muscled off it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Septic Peg said: Indeed. The collective sigh from all OTIBers when we realised he hadn't left created major gusts in the west country. All down to LJ. My hayfever? LJ planting seeds everywhere. My husband leaving the bathroom floor looking like the river of Babylon when he got out the bath? LJ designed the bath and didn't allow for water overflow/displacement/spillage. Making my son cry aged 2 in a photo opportunity? (Actually, that one is true. You are a disgrace LJ. Making toddlers cry. Tut tut.) Making grown men cry as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 It's LJ's failt I was escorted off of the set of Jurassic World 2 yesterday by some heavies employed by Universal. Damn you LJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Its b*****y Johnsons fault I had to get up early this morning to see if there were any new postings on 'What else is Johnsons Fault '................... chu***ng lightweight Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 GJ and LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 I understand he was on the Titanic. Very suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Costa in Launceston was ten minutes late opening this morning. They said the member of staff who was supposed to be unlocking hadn`t done so. Apparently he was on his way to Newcastle and still had the keys in his pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky89 Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 X-Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: Costa in Launceston was ten minutes late opening this morning. They said the member of staff who was supposed to be unlocking hadn`t done so. Apparently he was on his way to Newcastle and still had the keys in his pocket. Toon minutes latte ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears in rain Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Making my Saturdays dreary and disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 That cat from next door,she is STILL shitting in my garden........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 17 hours ago, brizzlelou said: Smashed my car up at a roundabout yesterday, pretty much a write off...**** sake Lee!!!!! Everyone could see it was an accident waiting to happen, but no, LJ convinced us he would turn it around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 15 hours ago, Der no.2 said: This afternoon was in a cafe in Brera, sunk my teeth into a delicious zabaione pastry and the cream shot all over my frontage! Wait til you get home, you've had a delivery from Parcelforce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Is Johnson's fault we're f'ing two goals to nil up at Newcastle before half time... wtf does he think he's playing at ffs? (a long way to go but, fair play to him so far today... gotta give credit where its due, when its due, not in our good books yet though, Ying and Yang ... don't eff it up with stupid H T tinkering ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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