BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I applied that to my nutsack, before my vasectomy. Holy Jesus Christ. I almost didn't bother with the op, as my knackers had turned to soap. I waited with much excitement for the "Dresser" to arrive and shave mine. Wasn't impressed when a big 6" 3"" bloke with long hair and beard arrived and said "let's crop that lot" !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: You are a cosmopolitan chap. What about a bidet? Or a jetwash, gingerly appled to the starfish. I have a Karcher jet washer but not always handy when in the toilet of Eurostar. Had a Bidet but removed it when Wife started preparing the veggies in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: I have a Karcher jet washer but not always handy when in the toilet of Eurostar. Had a Bidet but removed it when Wife started preparing the veggies in it. Does she put coal in the bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I applied that to my nutsack, before my vasectomy. Holy Jesus Christ. I almost didn't bother with the op, as my knackers had turned to soap. I found the block and tackle to lift my package a tad uncomfortable and wasn't sure why 23 nurses were also in attendance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Does she put coal in the bath? Don't be daft, it would stain the washing. The coal goes in the hot tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: I found the block and tackle to lift my package a tad uncomfortable and wasn't sure why 23 nurses were also in attendance. I found the pain of my saponified goolies worked a treat, in taking my mind off the doctor rummaging around with my vas deferens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I found the pain of my saponified goolies worked a treat, in taking my mind off the doctor rummaging around with my vas deferens. I had mine done in Australia the Doctor told my Wife to buy a carton of ice cold beer and a large packet of frozen peas. He then said, "take him home and make him sit on the peas and get pissed". I did and I did !! True story. Next day we had to go to an Agricultural show in Pittsworth and I looked like Charlie Carolli the clown walking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: I had mine done in Australia the Doctor told my Wife to buy a carton of ice cold beer and a large packet of frozen peas. He then said, "take him home and make him sit on the peas and get pissed". True story. Next day we had to go to an Agricultural show in Pittsworth and I looked like Charlie Carolli the clown walking around. He was the Italian bloke from Crackerjack? A low rent Groucho Marx, with a bowler and red hooter? Did he have a swollen conker walk? I can't recall. And the poor sod was destined to live his life in the devil's arsehole, known as Blackpool (which brings us back to ringos...spooky). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: He was the Italian bloke from Crackerjack? A low rent Groucho Marx, with a bowler and red hooter? Did he have a swollen conker walk? I can't recall. And the poor sod was destined to live his life in the devil's arsehole, known as Blackpool (which brings us back to ringos...spooky). That's him. I heard he goes under the name Taxi for Johnson these days and owns a car wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: That's him. I heard he goes under the name Taxi for Johnson these days Whatta mistaka da maka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, BigTone said: That's him. I heard he goes under the name Taxi for Johnson these days and owns a car wash. I think TfJ is Charles Manson, not Charlie Corolli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I think TfJ is Charles Manson, not Charlie Corolli. That requires an even bigger OOOOER ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 43 minutes ago, BigTone said: That's him. I heard he goes under the name Taxi for Johnson these days and owns a car wash. I'm pretty sure that I've seen him touting for business in the car park of Swadlincote Sainsbury. Must have been him, as he had a swastika tattooed on his forehead, and looked madder than a box of balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I'm pretty sure that I've seen him touting for business in the car park of Swadlincote Sainsbury. Must have been him, as he had a swastika tattooed on his forehead, and looked madder than a box of balloons. That's him !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Get a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Get a room. Only if you wash our motors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Get a room. For what ? How do we keep it clean ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Get a room. Why? They've just told ya about their ' wasectomies ' what the **** use is a ' womb ' to either of 'em now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Why? They've just told ya about their ' wasectomies ' what the **** use is a ' womb ' to either of 'em now? I just get womb service these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Why? They've just told ya about their ' wasectomies ' what the **** use is a ' womb ' to either of 'em now? He is just being a bit of a vanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 hours ago, BigTone said: I just get womb service these days I like to clean up after myself Tone, the thought of having womb service is something of which I personally find hard to conceive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 On 2017-4-19 at 00:36, WhistleHappy said: I like to clean up after myself Tone, the thought of having womb service is something of which I personally find hard to conceive. Next time can you post something more lame? Cheers, tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 31 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Next time can you post something more lame? Cheers, tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Or: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 The death throws of a perfectly good thread ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Taxi for Johnson said: The death throws of a perfectly good thread ........................ OK .... before the thread kicks a bucket..... how's about the pro's and con's ( no not lady's of the night/prisoners Unc ) The Pro's & Cons of funeral options.... Burial, Cremation, Burial At Sea, Ashes in Urns/Scattered etc... give us your considered opinion of the best worst choices from ethical, religious, financial, environmental etc, etc, viewpoints... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 hour ago, WhistleHappy said: OK .... before the thread kicks a bucket..... how's about the pro's and con's ( no not lady's of the night/prisoners Unc ) The Pro's & Cons of funeral options.... Burial, Cremation, Burial At Sea, Ashes in Urns/Scattered etc... give us your considered opinion of the best worst choices from ethical, religious, financial, environmental etc, etc, viewpoints... First of all make sure the bucket isn't the one you use for washing the car. Burial - environmentally friendly as we get to feed the worms who in turn keep the soil healthy. Cremation - If barbecue is the preference why not have your body flown to Papua New Guinea where one of those cannibal tribes can get the benefit. Burial at Sea - If this floats your boat then the only drawback is that after a good storm it could take a while to clear up the debris on Chesil Beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 This has to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: This has to stop. Why so Unk ? You started this thread and it has been a great benefit to many people. For me, I have tyres at the correct pressure on my car, it's clean and sparkly and I've managed to shoot 6 neighbours in an effort to keep it that way. This is all down to your advice and expertise. Love you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: The death throws of a perfectly good thread ........................ Throes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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