... Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploppy Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ploppy said: Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life It will get you threw it tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Is this some kinda sick joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. Agree wholeheartedly with this. And they should also knight him in the New Year's Honours List Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevster3 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. Dunno about a contract extension but I heard LJ needs a man servant to wipe his backside everytime he gets off the pot. Perhaps you want to volunteer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Dunno about a contract extension but I heard LJ needs a man servant to wipe his backside everytime he gets off the pot. Perhaps you want to volunteer? With Steve's nose wedged so firmly into the orifice in question I'm surprised anything can get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. Oh Yes! You know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie BCFC Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Pointless thread delete before it gets too bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Contract extension maybe not. But we could probably stretch to some bigger Cuban Heels. Joking apart.....if he gets out of the mess, that I feel he is largely (completely) responsible for then perhaps we see how it goes come August. Smith at RB is a given now, unless injury dictates something else, the back four look comfortable and we always have a goal in us. Keep positive and take loads(sell out) to Brentford is the message! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 DON'T joke about these things :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciderhead433 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Can we let Lee sire all our children as well then we can a team of little Lees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 58 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Dunno about a contract extension but I heard LJ needs a man servant to wipe his backside everytime he gets off the pot. Perhaps you want to volunteer? Groom of the Stool......... A perfect opening for Taxi for Johnson , what with his new found love for LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Can't get much smaller ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGhost Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Wow my sarcasm detector has gone off the dial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drty_Nails Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Derby fan here in peace, firstly, great result last night, some lovely football again from City, think you will certainly be pushing towards the Playoffs next season if you play like that. Secondly, hold on to Lee Johnson, don't get sucked into 'The Derby Way' and sack managers every few months like us! Just remember if Gary Rowett can't sort out our under achieving millionaires Candy Crush Mel might be knocking on LJ's door! All the best for the rest of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Flint says No said: Pointless thread delete before it gets too bad Lighten up will you he's having a chuckle . Blimey there's some precious souls on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkz 76 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I think Lee found his formation and team last night. I want him to succeed and hopefully he and we can kick on from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, steviestevieneville said: Lighten up will you he's having a chuckle . Blimey there's some precious souls on here Even Horace had a quiet giggle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Robin Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Sparkz 76 said: I think Lee found his formation and team last night. I want him to succeed and hopefully he and we can kick on from here Law of averages mean that eventually, after so many chops and changes, he will hit on the right formation and team......more by luck than judgement. Bit like if you give a monkey a pen, he will eventually over time write the complete works of Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmycolour Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: As I have been persuaded by the over-riding logic of fellow OTIB members, I have seen the light, and am now a firm advocate of Mr Lee Johnson. I has saved us from certain relegation (caused by the evil John Pemberton), and as City's saviour, must be rewarded with another contract extension. This might seem like blind faith, but I have "seen the light". Can I start the bidding at an extra 18 months on his contract, and an extra 25% pay? "Love you Lee" Top bloke. You've got to be gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Why stop at a contract extension? I'm thinking more about the freedom of Bristol, a statue and renaming the SS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsober Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Nicky Morgan's Organ said: Agree wholeheartedly with this. And they should also knight him in the New Year's Honours List now your being silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 11 hours ago, iamsober said: now your being silly You say that, but I'll have you know that I awoke this morning, freshly embued with a reawoken love for all things Johnson I have written to the Queen about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 14 hours ago, redmycolour said: You've got to be gas. Up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just finishing off my mural of Lee on the lounge wall this morning. 24' x 8' .......... it's taken me all night. I am fairly happy with it, and I am especially proud of the the grinning face, the beard 3/4 of the way down his neck, and the slightly cow / fearful eyes. I can offer anyone who wants something similar a Lee Lounge Mural service, but will have to charge, as it is a lot of work, and a lot of paint. I'll do you one for £500, or a similar donation to the statue fund. tfPemberton P.S. The cost of the statue is around 1/2 of the one for John we did last year, as Lee is only 1/2 as tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Just finishing of my mural of Lee on the lounge wall this morning. 24' x 8' .......... it's taken me all night. I am fairly happy with it, and I am especially proud of the the grinning face, the beard 3/4 of the way down his neck, and the slightly cow / fearful eyes. I can offer anyone who wants something similar a Lee Lounge Mural service, but will have to charge, as it is a lot of work, and a lot of paint. I'll do you one for £500, or a similar donation to the statue fund. tfPemberton P.S. The cost of the statue is around 1/2 of the one for John we did last year, as Lee is only 1/2 as tall. Love it and makes a welcome change from the rows we've been having on here over the last few months. ps, have you thought of recording his list of cliches in after match interviews, so these could e played back to give an added level of realism to that lovely little mural/statue?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Mrs Brown's Boys is suddenly looking a lot funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmycolour Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Up yours. Truth hurts doesn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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