Garland-sweden Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 minute ago, richwwtk said: The Major is coming up fast in 12th place right now, my favourite for promotion soon He he coyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Does this mean I'm a dead cert for the play offs? Given how close things are? The gap to @Monkeh is quite substantial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChayden Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Does this mean I'm a dead cert for the play offs? Given how close things are? The gap to @Monkeh is quite substantial Top 5 only I'm afraid, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Fordy62 said: Wanna go head to head on like ratios? fordy > rob Just don't go anywhere near @Olé Fordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, pongo88 said: @Bristol Rob - you've been a member of OTIB for 14 years. Calculate how much time you've spent reading the forum during this period and decide if it has been worth it. Think of the other things that could have occupied your time. Knitting, Morris Dancing, collecting tragic cones, starting a cornflakes collection etc. Actually, starting a forum Morris dancing group would be excellent! After all the times we have criticised footwork on here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Snufflelufagus said: 6800 of the posts were about food vouchers And the rest were him on match threads saying he's popping out for a fag. Used to have a great 'fag to goals' ratio. Gone downhill of late though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Harry said: And the rest were him on match threads saying he's popping out for a fag. Used to have a great 'fag to goals' ratio. Gone downhill of late though. Johnson out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Mad Cyril said: .....and who has uploaded the longest penalty video? Did anyone upload a Jet penalty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bat Fastard said: Actually, starting a forum Morris dancing group would be excellent! After all the times we have criticised footwork on here..... Last time we had a pole dance Jacki was in his prime! (I assume maypole dancing is a lot like Morris dancing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Harry said: And the rest were him on match threads saying he's popping out for a fag. Used to have a great 'fag to goals' ratio. Gone downhill of late though. I had more assists in our promotion year than both the wide players. And chronic bronchitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bissellredhead Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Does @Tomarse have the tools to reset post counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 41 minutes ago, richwwtk said: 1st Super 25,830 2nd Aizoon 23,564 3rd Robbored 23,351 4th Esmond Million's Bung 2 2,112 5th Tomarse 21,677 6th Dollymarie 20,803 7th Monkeh 18,398 8th cynic 17,812 9th Nogbad the Bad 17,760 10th Nibor 17,396 It's all very well listing posts, but the number of words per post must be considered and the number of letters in each word. Simple repitition must be excluded. As@Bristol Rob pointed out, that Robbo bloke would win the I just don't have the words to express how much I like this post! prize. I also think Aizoon has an unfair advantage as most of his posts are written for him by a hedgehog. Dolly's total is also distorted by the fact that probably 25% of her posts were complaints about people calling exits vomitatories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, pongo88 said: It's all very well listing posts, but the number of words per post must be considered and the number of letters in each word. Simple repitition must be excluded. As@Bristol Rob pointed out, that Robbo bloke would win the I just don't have the words to express how much I like this post! prize. I also think Aizoon has an unfair advantage as most of his posts are written for him by a hedgehog. Dolly's total is also distorted by the fact that probably 25% of her posts were complaints about people calling exits vomitatories I swear I'm gonna get that word and any badly spelt variations of it added to the swear filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Last time we had a pole dance Jacki was in his prime! (I assume maypole dancing is a lot like Morris dancing). A bit like the football season - it weaves a pattern that you are stuck with on or around May Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, pongo88 said: It's all very well listing posts, but the number of words per post must be considered and the number of letters in each word. Simple repitition must be excluded. As@Bristol Rob pointed out, that Robbo bloke would win the I just don't have the words to express how much I like this post! z z z z z z z z z z Heres another one for you Pongo..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, David Brent said: Misleading..when did likes become available? You've done very well to actually sound like David Brent there... I can just imagine him saying "misleading". 54 minutes ago, richwwtk said: Just don't go anywhere near @Olé Fordy I don't buy into the cheap likes that he's buys with his well thought out, reasoned and informative post match summary threads. They're just empty. And in any case, I'm better at speaking Spanish. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: You've done very well to actually sound like David Brent there... I can just imagine him saying "misleading". I don't buy into the cheap likes that he's buys with his well thought out, reasoned and informative post match summary threads. They're just empty. And in any case, I'm better at speaking Spanish. Probably. Rob has Portuguese heritage, so you might be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said: Rob has Portuguese heritage, so you might be right! I was gonna say that, but wasn't sure if I'd be whooshed? Surely Fordy would've done his detective work on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Harry said: I was gonna say that, but wasn't sure if I'd be whooshed? Surely Fordy would've done his detective work on this? Maybe he failed the interpol exam, pointing out (quite rightly) that until Wales has been nicked, charged and convicted there was little point researching the rest of Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Rob has Portuguese heritage, so you might be right! 12 minutes ago, Harry said: I was gonna say that, but wasn't sure if I'd be whooshed? Surely Fordy would've done his detective work on this? Ok fine. I'm better at; Cross bat slogging. Underestimating tennis elbow. Jurassic Park trivia. (confident on that one) And knowledge of domestic burglars in South Birmingham. How do you like them Apples Olé? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: Ok fine. I'm better at; Cross bat slogging. Underestimating tennis elbow. Jurassic Park trivia. (confident on that one) And knowledge of domestic burglars in South Birmingham. How do you like them Apples Olé? Reckon he beats you on that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: Ok fine. I'm better at; Cross bat slogging. Underestimating tennis elbow. Jurassic Park trivia. (confident on that one) And knowledge of domestic burglars in South Birmingham. How do you like them Apples Olé? It`s one thing knowing about them, catching them`s quite another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 9 hours ago, Dollymarie said: @Bristol Rob come back when you've got nearly 21,000 posts Wow! I've been on here longer than you yet I have way, way, way less than a third of your posts' total....you obviously spend the majority of your spare time posting on here....there is a world out there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 7 hours ago, pongo88 said: @Bristol Rob - you've been a member of OTIB for 14 years. Calculate how much time you've spent reading the forum during this period and decide if it has been worth it. Think of the other things that could have occupied your time. Knitting, Morris Dancing, collecting tragic cones, starting a cornflakes collection etc. If anyones thinking of getting into collecting 'tragic' cones..... Its an interesting rewarding and fascinating hobby. ... heres one to start you off .... good luck, have fun and there really is nothing like the special buzz you'll feel when you come across your first tragic cone complete with a shattered 99 flake and raspberry sa u ce drizzle. You never forget your first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Harry said: And the rest were him on match threads saying he's popping out for a fag. Used to have a great 'fag to goals' ratio. Gone downhill of late though. Fair play to him though (despite the dubious 1970's terminology) it must have taken guts for him to openly come out of the closet on a football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 7 hours ago, RumRed said: Did anyone upload a Jet penalty? I did, but it's taking it's time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 6 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Wow! I've been on here longer than you yet I have way, way, way less than a third of your posts' total....you obviously spend the majority of your spare time posting on here....there is a world out there.... Only 15 months longer. And no, I have no life sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 well with my 2000 I must be in the Conference or Conference South at least I know my place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 4 hours ago, RedLionLad said: I did, but it's taking it's time. still buffering as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 7 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: If anyones thinking of getting into collecting 'tragic' cones..... Its an interesting rewarding and fascinating hobby. ... heres one to start you off .... good luck, have fun and there really is nothing like the special buzz you'll feel when you come across your first tragic cone complete with a shattered 99 flake and raspberry sa u ce drizzle. You never forget your first time. Would like twice if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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