42nite Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: As cringeworthy as the video of the Rovers 'lads' having a go at a minibus is, let's not pretend that doesn't happen at your place either. Correct, but this is a Sag mocking thread, so if you don't mind, we will continue to laugh at you at every opportunity you so readily present. Thanks. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 04/04/2017 at 11:18, Barrs Court Red said: They may well be an announcement in the next week or so Zlatan's joining the Gas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On Saturday, April 15, 2017 at 09:37, Cheesleysmate said: That's the first time I have ever watched the Beverley Hill Billies in colour! Amazing that their yardstick for comparison is always "The Sh1t". Oh well, the reality turned out to be a farmers field for a training ground, a new subbuteo style scoreboard, some Championship Ready sprinklers and a new tent! They must be so over the moon!!!! They're coming, they're coming! Or is that Darrell's dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 19, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: As cringeworthy as the video of the Rovers 'lads' having a go at a minibus is, let's not pretend that doesn't happen at your place either. Saw the phrase "SCHOOLIGANS" on a facebook thread about these kids - sums them up! Lets be fair that wasn't "lads" they were the little scarfers that are brave taunting the coaches etc as they pull away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 07:51, 42nite said: Somebody should warn Millwall what they've got waiting for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Can we rename this thread laugh at the rovers thread or something because thats what majority of the posts are on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star of a gunner Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 (edited) On 18 April 2017 at 14:39, Miah Dennehy said: As cringeworthy as the video of the Rovers 'lads' having a go at a minibus is, let's not pretend that doesn't happen at your place either. it probably does , but we don't claim to be the best fans in the world ,everybody loves us ,family club fc Edited April 19, 2017 by Star of a gunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B block Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Gas crowing about best home record over last three seasons, well I don't mean to dampen the mood but you would expect better results against Braintree and Dover and the football powerhouse that is Grimsby than you would against..., well any of the 92 league teams tin pot mind the gap 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) The gift that keeps on giving..... This has just got me thinking since the bus headbutting incident just how much the Sags keep giving. Perhaps it is time to compile the ultimate list? Let's face it, they have nothing left but a few Championship ready sprinklers and a tent, but they have provided us with some belters over recent seasons. They have literally set themselves up for an almighty fall time and time again to the point where you simply cannot laugh anymore. So let's get the ultimate list compiled. I suggest copying and pasting the list and then adding further lines to it? Honestly, by the end they are going to wish they never attempted "bants", and they will react in their normal Neanderthal way by trying to settle it with a fight.... 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league ......... Edited April 20, 2017 by Cheesleysmate 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 15 hours ago, Star of a gunner said: it probably does , but we don't claim to be the best fans in the world ,everybody loves us ,family club fc And, I don't think anyone likes our badge ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 An addition to that list has to be the knob that filmed himself singing about Matty Taylor! Good grief! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Santas Grotto Feng Shui UWE Reporting us to the FA for signing their best player for a handful of change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Trying to dig some irrelevant three year dirt out on Wycombe Having tents where one would normally expect there to be football stands Numerous cup exits to semi-professional outfits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: The gift that keeps on giving..... This has just got me thinking since the bus headbutting incident just how much the Sags keep giving. Perhaps it is time to compile the ultimate list? Let's face it, they have nothing left but a few Championship ready sprinklers and a tent, but they have provided us with some belters over recent seasons. They have literally set themselves up for an almighty fall time and time again to the point where you simply cannot laugh anymore. So let's get the ultimate list compiled. I suggest copying and pasting the list and then adding further lines to it? Honestly, by the end they are going to wish they never attempted "bants", and they will react in their normal Neanderthal way by trying to settle it with a fight.... 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league ......... Boob cricket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: The gift that keeps on giving..... This has just got me thinking since the bus headbutting incident just how much the Sags keep giving. Perhaps it is time to compile the ultimate list? Let's face it, they have nothing left but a few Championship ready sprinklers and a tent, but they have provided us with some belters over recent seasons. They have literally set themselves up for an almighty fall time and time again to the point where you simply cannot laugh anymore. So let's get the ultimate list compiled. I suggest copying and pasting the list and then adding further lines to it? Honestly, by the end they are going to wish they never attempted "bants", and they will react in their normal Neanderthal way by trying to settle it with a fight.... 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league ......... John Inman, dressed as a pirate, on their badge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, RED4LIFE said: Santas Grotto Feng Shui UWE Reporting us to the FA for signing their best player for a handful of change. What was the Feng Shui one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenred Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: The gift that keeps on giving..... This has just got me thinking since the bus headbutting incident just how much the Sags keep giving. Perhaps it is time to compile the ultimate list? Let's face it, they have nothing left but a few Championship ready sprinklers and a tent, but they have provided us with some belters over recent seasons. They have literally set themselves up for an almighty fall time and time again to the point where you simply cannot laugh anymore. So let's get the ultimate list compiled. I suggest copying and pasting the list and then adding further lines to it? Honestly, by the end they are going to wish they never attempted "bants", and they will react in their normal Neanderthal way by trying to settle it with a fight.... 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league ......... I didn't know about number 5. Absolute genius, thank you for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Open top bus celebrations around empty streets 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, lenred said: I didn't know about number 5. Absolute genius, thank you for sharing! Yes mate, saw it as it happened - Clem and Rovers, a shambles made in heaven. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) Ok, latest update to list:- 1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week 2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts 3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag 5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen" 6) Horse Punching 7) Steward Punching 8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net 9) Being done for racial abuse 10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league 11) Boob Cricket 12) John Inman pirate badge 13) Santas Grotty 14) Feng Shui ? 15) UWE 16) Reporting City for signing their best player 17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead 19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game 20) Thousands "locked out" 21) 6th richest club in England claims 22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 24) Championship ready sprinklers 25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs 26) Headbutting a bus 27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish! Edited April 20, 2017 by Cheesleysmate 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Surely Sainsbury's should get a mention ... or two?! How many court cases? How much spent in legal fees? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Sparti-Bob Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 How about misspelling their own graffiti (that's one to be "prowed" of), or plastering 'Clarke out' posters around the training ground and then enjoying successive promotions under him... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Wally's billions .... and his watch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 ... and who could forget .... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I'm Sparti-Bob Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 46 minutes ago, supercidered said: What was the Feng Shui one? When they moved to the Mem they hired an 'expert' to improve the Feng Shui layout of the ground and improve their luck. From memory, all they did was place a goldfish bowl in one of the goal nets for a couple of weeks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 The famous beard ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Feng phooey prank cons the Rovers A football club was caught offside when it fell for a feng shui scam at the hands of television pranksters. Guy de Beaujeu and Patrick Stockhausen persuaded Bristol Rovers officials they could enhance the club's results by such devices as installing a fish tank containing plastic fish behind the goal and ordering staff to make sure all toilet seats were down at all times. Their other requirements included erecting an ornamental ceramic frog above the stadium entrance, placing potted house plants in all four corners of the players' dressing room, and hanging wind chimes around the stadium. Gullible staff carried out all the recommendations made by the "experts in the ancient Chinese art" in an effort to beat second division rivals Gillingham. But the mumbo jumbo failed to create the right aura - and Rovers lost 1-0. Yesterday Mr De Beaujeu, 32, said: "They fell for it, hook, line and sinker. They did everything we asked without question." Mr De Beaujeu and Mr Stockhausen, who are based in Bristol, staged the stunt for a comedy series, The Gatecrashers, which they filmed last year for ITV2. One of their producers telephoned Bristol Rovers and told the club they were making a documentary about the power of feng shui. The ancient art is believed to balance one's surroundings and induce general well-being. Rovers agreed to let the pair into their Memorial Ground stadium in the hope that this might boost the team's performance. The duo duly arrived with a cameraman two hours before the kick-off of Rovers' tie against Gillingham, armed with bags of supposed feng shui paraphernalia. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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