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1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:

Just had the misfortune to visit the old rugby ground,and at the end of the walkway between the clubhouse and terrace there’s a mock road sign saying Tote End Walk,just thought I’d share that with you.

You didn't take a photo of it..?

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1 hour ago, Sergio Georgini said:

Haven't been on the page for a while. Do Bristol Rovers football club still exist?

They still exist but are no longer coming to get us from the commanding vantage point of their shiny new UWE stadium.

Wael is buying them some new white plastic chairs and some Pacamacs for when the canvas roof leaks and the more cerebrally challenged amongst their fans are slavering away at this incredible largesse as evidence of how they were right about him being the club's saviour all along.

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14 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

They still exist but are no longer coming to get us from the commanding vantage point of their shiny new UWE stadium.

Wael is buying them some new white plastic chairs and some Pacamacs for when the canvas roof leaks and the more cerebrally challenged amongst their fans are slavering away at this incredible largesse as evidence of how they were right about him being the club's saviour all along.

Recent images of the clock that they are so fond of show it appears to be now be in a state of disrepair

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Tick tock!

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2 hours ago, Fiale said:

 

 

£19 million ?  obviously quick coffee break math.. 

How much do you need for new tents and white plastic chairs from B&Q? O.K. you’ve got to plan for a new pie stall and Stanta’s Grotto, but I think £19m is being generous 

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6 minutes ago, Ian M said:

So when we signed their top scorer in January someone actually sent a death threat to Johnson's home address. So classy. 

Well we didn't have a supermarket they could boycott (not that they could afford the one they did boycott!) so guess when you've that few brain cells there's nothing else you can think of...

Forever glad I was born a Red...

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1 hour ago, Southstandoriginal said:

 

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The fact someone posted on the Bristol Post article about away fans opinion of Ashton Gate: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/away-fans-reveal-what-really-619372

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"Cramped for those that bring a large following" reds fear of being out sung :laugh:

About the back of the Atyeo when they've got that dank alleyway says a lot about their delusions...

So does the one who said:

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It's a tarted up cow shed built for the Rugby

Ours is a redeveloped modern football ground that can also support rugby as it's got a state-of-the-art pitch.

Theirs really was a rugby club's ground (that they stole) that is now so run down farm animals would refuse to enter (never mind horses!)...

 
"Cramped for those that bring a large following" reds fear of being out sung :laugh:
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7 hours ago, pongo88 said:

If you recall, approx 2 weeks ago, they held a free pie tasting evening to decide on the recipe for their new pies. If, as a result, they sell 5000 more pies at each match at a profit of £1 per pie, that provides an extra £5k per match income. Over a 23 match season that generates £115k. Therefore, over approx 173 years the stadium could be rebuilt in easy stages. 

With a versatile short crust pastry for the stand roof??

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14 minutes ago, Red34 said:

The fact someone posted on the Bristol Post article about away fans opinion of Ashton Gate: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/away-fans-reveal-what-really-619372

About the back of the Atyeo when they've got that dank alleyway says a lot about their delusions...

So does the one who said:

Ours is a redeveloped modern football ground that can also support rugby as it's got a state-of-the-art pitch.

Theirs really was a rugby club's ground (that they stole) that is now so run down farm animals would refuse to enter (never mind horses!)...

 
"Cramped for those that bring a large following" reds fear of being out sung :laugh:

Got love them gAssholes mind! Slagging off Ashton Gate when they play in that pit in BS7.

They must be like the geezer in Shallow Hal*, look at The Mem and see Wembley (or Wembly as I believe they refer to it)

 

* Hal E Tosis suits a gAsshole.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Rovers blaming there shit attendances on matches being all ticket. But when it's not all ticket there attendances are still shit . Deluded strokers . :blink:

Why would that drastically affect the attendance? Ok, it'll stop a few people who only know last minute if they can attend but it doesn't knock thousands off the crowd.

Big game at home, a week after spanking someone 6 nil away and they still only manage 8k home fans. We were on TV last night against a team that brought about 50 fans and we had over 18,000.

Mind the Gap.

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1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Why would that drastically affect the attendance? Ok, it'll stop a few people who only know last minute if they can attend but it doesn't knock thousands off the crowd.

Big game at home, a week after spanking someone 6 nil away and they still only manage 8k home fans. We were on TV last night against a team that brought about 50 fans and we had over 18,000.

Mind the Gap.

But mate we drew against Burton, did you know they beat them 7-1 in 2012? 

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