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So they have, what, the 8th best average attendance in the division..?

They spend zero on upkeep of the dump. They spend zero on player transfers (DC had confirmed it’s a net spend of just £135k in 2 years!) 

Yet their wage bill is allegedly bottom 6. And they are still losing millions per year! 

That sounds like a recipe for us to piss ourselves laughing..! 

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7 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

So they have, what, the 8th best average attendance in the division..?

They spend zero on upkeep of the dump. They spend zero on player transfers (DC had confirmed it’s a net spend of just £135k in 2 years!) 

Yet their wage bill is allegedly bottom 6. And they are still losing millions per year! 

That sounds like a recipe for us to piss ourselves laughing..! 

and Lansdown is a fool for making us self-sustainable apparently,  what a time to be a City fan..

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3 minutes ago, Tammys Scan said:

and Lansdown is a fool for making us self-sustainable apparently,  what a time to be a City fan..

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

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6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Tent pegs?

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1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said:

It’s not a stadium rebuild project..! 

It would be their version of crowdfunding the rebuild. Rather than donate money, just bring along something that can be used in the project. A couple of bricks, a few old doors you found in a skip, some old tins of paint you`ve got in the back of the shed, things like that.

If you build it, they will come.

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54 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

So they have, what, the 8th best average attendance in the division..?

They spend zero on upkeep of the dump. They spend zero on player transfers (DC had confirmed it’s a net spend of just £135k in 2 years!) 

Yet their wage bill is allegedly bottom 6. And they are still losing millions per year! 

That sounds like a recipe for us to piss ourselves laughing..! 

Dont you realise how expensive the upkeep of a camping site is?

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1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Chemical toilets?

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1 hour ago, El Hombrecito said:

Looks like the Rugby League World Cup final is being played at the Memorial Ground. Plastics chairs galore!!

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Those plastic chairs are clearly too fancy for Hani to be expected to purchase.  He's only a billionaire!

I mean they've got colours on and they're some Ikea or posh design - no chance they'll be able to get them at GoOutdoors with their loyalty discount...

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3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Mushrooms would be appropriate as to grow them properly they should be kept in the dark and fed manure. Just the same as Wael’s plan for the supporters 

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5 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Maybe to fit in with their prowed gas nickname they could all just break wind to try and get rid of Wally....would make a nice change from the level of football stinking the place out ;)

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Hot off of the press, just got to love the post and the gas.

Going to start at the end of the season............................well actually minor alterations.

I wonder if the gullible fools will swallow this latest pile of camel shit?.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-chief-confirms-memorial-867389

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5 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Season tickets, .... tens of thousands of 'em (umm, better make that hundreds of thousands, their support is MASSIVE innit! ) be a wonderful sight all fluttering down from the tent tops up on high like confetti or snowflakes in a storm .   

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