Son of Fred Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Major Isewater said: He is already on the beach . Is that 'ees Mrs?? If so no prizes for guessing "Favoured position". And please,clean replies only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Busterrimes said: Yes when you ARE fat. You sure about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, BigTone said: Careful Unk, the PC Police are on duty in here Bollocks - this forum has been like the wild west for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Major Isewater said: He is already on the beach . Whereas we all look like Adonis in our Speedos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busterrimes Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: You sure about that? I'm fat and take the piss out of myself all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Busterrimes said: I'm fat and take the piss out of myself all the time. Taking the piss out of yourself is fine - commendable even. You can't take the piss out of other fat people - it's just not cricket. In fact the only such people you can take the piss out of is fat gas-heads, but only for the latter part. We live in a PC society, and we are not going back to the days when you can just speak words. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brizzlelou Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, ploppy said: For every person who is happy to have lost weight or is happy to have jokes made about him or herself for being overweight there are another three people who are miserable, insecure and/or have been bullied in their lives about their weight. I know it's only a joke but to suggest that people are being offensive by being legitimately offended is a little harsh! I was bullied! Heavily bullied. I still knew the difference between jokes and spiteful jibes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 41 minutes ago, Busterrimes said: Oi who took a bloody photo of me when I was at Weston? Fancy going out for a drink. You're a right sort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 7 hours ago, Major Isewater said: He is already on the beach . BTW, that's one hell of a sandwich box. It's even got wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 7 hours ago, reddoc said: 15,800 posts and I haven't laughed at one yet. Are you Mark Lawrenson ? Sense of humour bypass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CotswoldRed Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Is it suddenly OK to make fun of fat people? My son loves a funny joke about people in wheelchairs. And he uses one. From the time he gets up until the time he goes to bed. 95% of people can cure their fatness. My son can't cure his problem. People are fat and it can be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Newquay-Red said: to be honest I don't know what else I expect when I go on OTIB on a Thursday Don't expect Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellspokenman Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 By Jove Major, that man has bigger breasts than Mrs Wellspokenman, and that's saying something. Tucks them in the top of her bloomers so she does..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Taking the piss out of yourself is fine - commendable even. You can't take the piss out of other fat people - it's just not cricket. In fact the only such people you can take the piss out of is fat gas-heads, but only for the latter part. We live in a PC society, and we are not going back to the days when you can just speak words. tfj Mike Gatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeCiderRed Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 What's in a picture? Some have been offended by this and that's their right. I do wonder though, if Major had described the image ie Tomlin reminds me of a fat bloke getting stuck in a chair on a beach, Would there had been the same response? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Taking the piss out of yourself is fine - commendable even. You can't take the piss out of other fat people - it's just not cricket. In fact the only such people you can take the piss out of is fat gas-heads, but only for the latter part. We live in a PC society, and we are not going back to the days when you can just speak words. tfj I learnt to take the piss out of myself years ago after looking in the mirror and all I could see was a fat useless bastard I then got married and my wife after a few years of marriage told me I was correct, only time mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoc Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, CotswoldRed said: Sense of humour bypass. Only passed through there once, but I agree it'd benefit from one. Just north of Stow I believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 13 hours ago, brizzlelou said: Awful lot of snowflakes on here unfortunately. Cheer up! I have lost 5 stone and used to be a fat man and as a fat man always laughed at jokes meant in jest which the major is clearly trying to do and as a former fat will still laugh at such jokes. This place can be a boring, miserable place at times and certain posters try to lighten the mood. I think a few on here need to calm down a little and stop being so overly PC! You can be PC to the point of being offensive, y'know? Firstly - how is my post PC? You can read many things into my comment. Check my posts - I'm about as PC as Jimmy Carr. I just found this particular post less funny than syphilis and more predictable than Ronaldo being on the scoresheet in a Real Madrid 10-0 win. Secondly - wtf!! I don't actually read many of your posts - I mean; who would? But I know they have been genuinely negative and doom and gloom about our team yet you throw about cheer up comments - really Mr Blackpot? Now get your tongue out Majors arse and swivel you bell x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meh Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Now THAT is funny !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 20 hours ago, BigTone said: Excatly .................. whats 4/20 ? I'd love to act like the cool kid here and be the font of knowledge, but I have no idea Come on, there must be a few stoners on here who can fill us in Tried it a few times, never done it for me. Rather have a pint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Fastard Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 20 hours ago, CotswoldRed said: My son loves a funny joke about people in wheelchairs. And he uses one. From the time he gets up until the time he goes to bed. 95% of people can cure their fatness. My son can't cure his problem. People are fat and it can be funny. And it can be tragic - like when they stop selling those orgasmic chicken leek and ham pies at the Gate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 21 hours ago, CotswoldRed said: My son loves a funny joke about people in wheelchairs. And he uses one. From the time he gets up until the time he goes to bed. 95% of people can cure their fatness. My son can't cure his problem. People are fat and it can be funny. Reminds me of the 3 rules of comedy that have guided Little and Large's career: 1. A fat man is funny 2. A man in a dress is funny 3. A fat man in a dress is as funny as funny can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Just now, One Team In Keynsham said: Reminds me of the 3 rules of comedy that have guided Little and Large's career: 1. A fat man is funny 2. A man in a dress is funny 3. A fat man in a dress is as funny as funny can get Comedy will always take the mickey out of someone. Ken Dodd is one of the cleanest and least controversial of comedians, but even he pokes fun at being ugly or less than intelligent. Whoever is offended by fat jokes - I'd love to know who your favourite comedians are. A fat joke isn't cruel per se. A cruel fat joke might well be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brizzlelou Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Neo said: Firstly - how is my post PC? You can read many things into my comment. Check my posts - I'm about as PC as Jimmy Carr. I just found this particular post less funny than syphilis and more predictable than Ronaldo being on the scoresheet in a Real Madrid 10-0 win. Secondly - wtf!! I don't actually read many of your posts - I mean; who would? But I know they have been genuinely negative and doom and gloom about our team yet you throw about cheer up comments - really Mr Blackpot? Now get your tongue out Majors arse and swivel you bell x Firstly, You read this one Secondly, you obviously read others to notice I'm doom and gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, brizzlelou said: Firstly, You read this one Secondly, you obviously read others to notice I'm doom and gloom True - thanks for correcting me. I have read a few of your posts - less than many isn't it. And counting posts where you quoted me seems a bit desperate to be fair - enjoy tomorrow if you can x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brizzlelou Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Neo said: True - thanks for correcting me. I have read a few of your posts - less than many isn't it. And counting posts where you quoted me seems a bit desperate to be fair - enjoy tomorrow if you can x Hahaha! I'm not the one that looked back on the others previous quotes or comments. Sorry for touching a nerve buddy! Also, great way to try get a valid point across by calling me a bellend by the way! If we're throwing insults around then I'll take it as a compliment coming from a dripping wet c@nt like yourself! Have fun at the game with your buddies Morpheus and Trinity (probably more real than your ACTUAL friends anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 12:48, ploppy said: Since when was at laughing at someone's weight ever acceptable though? To have a sense of humour bypass you need to stop finding funny things funny. It doesn't work if the joke was never funny in the first place! I think you'll find laughing at fat footballers and referees is still in vogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshy Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 12:54, Northern Red said: Jesus wept. Source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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