Which non-footballing celebrity would you like to manage City

[22A]

Unfortunately Houdini is dead. Any other great escapologists out there? On a more positive note; a glider pilot since they go up rapidly and then take a while to drop back down.

[ForeverRed]

1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Two big lumps up front.

Prefer two small ones..........Riley and Neville!!

[bristolcitysweden]

Donald Duck Trump. He would just love the slowness at Bristol City FC.

[bristolcitysweden]

Arthur Scargill - time for a strike

[RumRed]

Schnorbitz, at least he'd already have the brandy barrel ready.

[pongo88]

Dick Dastardly. City need to be a bit more streetwise and prepared to take any advantage. 

[Lrrr]

1 hour ago, 22A said:

Unfortunately Houdini is dead. Any other great escapologists out there? On a more positive note; a glider pilot since they go up rapidly and then take a while to drop back down.

Dynamo could conjure up some magic 

[reddoh]

36 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Dick Dastardly. City need to be a bit more streetwise and prepared to take any advantage. 

Thought Cardiff signed him up last season?

[AppyDAZE]

Celebrity, you say? OK let's go for Dolls or Bob Bob super Bob

[AppyDAZE]

3 hours ago, Malago said:

Francesca Cumani from ITV Racing, yes please.

Just Googled her, decent shout  :laugh:

[AppyDAZE]

3 hours ago, Sweeneys Penalties said:

And the opposition would always be "losers"

 

Threatens to send Warnock to jail..   Trump, for me

[Lanterne Rouge]

Ray Winstone. Imagine the half time team talk if we were losing.

[marmite]

Darrell Clarke.  You did say non footballing!!!

[Hellfire Corner]

I'm surprised no one has said Lee Johnson yet. Wake up you doubters!!

[TRL]

Benny Hill and then we can play "that" music all game watching the players run around the turf.

[Son of Fred]

If he were alive(I told you I was ill)Spike Milligan-no one would ever be able to 'work us out!

[Midlands Robin]

Simon Cowell as Director of Football.

Amanda Holden as First Team Coach

Alisha Dixon as the Physio

David Walliams as the Kit man

And Ant and Dec as Match day announcers.

[Floatn Over]

Father Ted Crilly, assisted by Father Dougall McGuire.

"Careful now"

[joe jordans teeth]

52 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Ray Winstone. Imagine the half time team talk if we were losing.

Bristol city to score next at 11-1 I'm avvvinn some of that 

[BS15_RED]

Daniel Craig, who wouldn't love James Bond as manager! Especially if he had Eva Green as his assistant!

[pommers65]

Mellissa Debling....She may have her knockers but would be something to gaze at if we were playing crap

[Septic Peg]

1 hour ago, Midlands Robin said:

Simon Cowell as Director of Football.

Amanda Holden as First Team Coach

Alisha Dixon as the Physio

David Walliams as the Kit man

And Ant and Dec as Match day announcers.

What about Stephen Mulhern - star of stage and screen?

Giggles at David Walliams as kit man. Lolz.

[RoystonFoote'snephew]

Sarah Raffety (Suits). Knows everything that's going on, is smart, tall, red headed and drop dead gorgeous. 

[Lanterne Rouge]

Alan Partridge as head of Media & Communications.

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

7 hours ago, bcfcfinker said:

Trump - all bad results would just be fake

Wouldn`t want him in goal, with those little hands though.

[Midlands Robin]

32 minutes ago, Septic Peg said:

What about Stephen Mulhern - star of stage and screen?

With his chirpy attitude, who do think is selling copies of 'One team' from the Winterstoke road entrance?

[weepywall]

Liam Gallagher, imagine him strutting around the technical area in his hooded parka, he would probably get involved in the off pitch shenanigans swell, a manager with a banning order !!!!!

[Lanterne Rouge]

12 minutes ago, weepywall said:

Liam Gallagher, imagine him strutting around the technical area in his hooded parka, he would probably get involved in the off pitch shenanigans swell, a manager with a banning order !!!!!

He was once rumoured to be buying Man City. He was interviewed and asked about if it was true and said he wouldn`t be any good as he would just go round the squad saying `you`re crap, **** off, you`re crap, **** off, you`re not bad, make me a cup of tea, you`re crap, **** off`

[Maesknoll Red]

Jimmy Carr, at least the pre and post match interviews would be near the knuckle.

[BigTone]

2 hours ago, pommers65 said:

Mellissa Debling....She may have her knockers but would be something to gaze at if we were playing crap

Ok, I must admit I can see your point