BigTone Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Have I got to post the youtube clip myself??? tfj might help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 On 22/06/2017 at 18:42, Tomarse said: I'm stuck in Yorkshire. Before long I'll be donning a flat camp and walking me whippet Oh no its OK, phew, cancel the shock... You said 'walking', - jeez I should've went to Specsavers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 This explains EVERYTHING ...... tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 I don't know what a salmon 'mouse' is either. Salmon mousse, on the other hand is lethal. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 24 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: This explains EVERYTHING ...... tfj No sound Unk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: I don't know what a salmon 'mouse' is either. Thought it was something you had looked up in The Baldrick Guide to Cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: I don't know what a salmon 'mouse' is either. Salmon mousse, on the other hand is lethal. tfj Is it like one of those three fish roasts, that you get from Lidl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Having thought about it and if there was a vacancy I'd throw my hat into the ring on the understanding that I could re-state the phonetic spelling of Kodjia and allow "zeds" without having to use the space bar. No chance then............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, Robbored said: Having thought about it and if there was a vacancy I'd throw my hat into the ring on the understanding that I could re-state the phonetic spelling of Kodjia and allow "zeds" without having to use the space bar. No chance then............. Got my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Robbored said: Having thought about it and if there was a vacancy I'd throw my hat into the ring on the understanding that I could re-state the phonetic spelling of Kodjia and allow "zeds" without having to use the space bar. No chance then............. You can forget about being a moderator with that attitude. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 They should make me moderator. The first thing I'd do is ban you all, especially TfJ - he'd be banned twice. I'd just keep Tomarse in the office for maintenance and maybe BigTone for the joke thread and it would be peace at last! We'd casually share our musings and reflections on the football and thoughts of the day. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, WTFiGO!?! said: They should make me moderator. The first thing I'd do is ban you all, especially TfJ - he'd be banned twice. I'd just keep Tomarse in the office for maintenance and maybe BigTone for the joke thread and it would be peace at last! We'd casually share our musings and reflections on the football and thoughts of the day. Perfect. Ahem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Ahem! I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. I don't make the rules I just enforce them. Hang on, that's not right is it? I do make the rules and I do enforce them. Ok then Dolly, you're in too Just no more outrageous flirting with young Anthony and no Ed Sheeran. I've seen quite enough of your tomfoolery and shenanigans, young lady. Not on my watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, WTFiGO!?! said: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. I don't make the rules I just enforce them. Hang on, that's not right is it? I do make the rules and I do enforce them. Ok then Dolly, you're in too Just no more outrageous flirting with young Anthony and no Ed Sheeran. I've seen quite enough of your tomfoolery and shenanigans, young lady. Not on my watch. Can I have Ed if I promise to always use headphones when you're around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 9 hours ago, WTFiGO!?! said: They should make me moderator. The first thing I'd do is ban you all, especially TfJ - he'd be banned twice. I'd just keep Tomarse in the office for maintenance and maybe BigTone for the joke thread and it would be peace at last! We'd casually share our musings and reflections on the football and thoughts of the day. Perfect. You sound like a real heavy fascist, man. Bummer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 9 hours ago, WTFiGO!?! said: They should make me moderator. The first thing I'd do is ban you all, especially TfJ - he'd be banned twice. I'd just keep Tomarse in the office for maintenance and maybe BigTone for the joke thread and it would be peace at last! We'd casually share our musings and reflections on the football and thoughts of the day. Perfect. Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Can I have Ed if I promise to always use headphones when you're around? NO !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, BigTone said: NO !! The wedding's off! I was walking down the aisle to one of his songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Dollymarie said: The wedding's off! I was walking down the aisle to one of his songs! And I'm sure you will look lovely but the headphones may look a tad naff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: You sound like a real heavy fascist, man. Bummer! Yeah, right dude. It's this extreme hippyism I go in for. It surpresses the inner Nazi that lies within us all. If I don't get the lentils right or run out of joss sticks it can occasionally rear its ugly head. Still, it's out my system now. You're all un-banned. Apart from TfJ. He still has his second banning order to serve, the cheeky scamp. The answer's still no though, Dolly. You do realise ginger people have no soul and are conspiring for world domination, don't you? Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 4 hours ago, WTFiGO!?! said: Yeah, right dude. It's this extreme hippyism I go in for. It surpresses the inner Nazi that lies within us all. If I don't get the lentils right or run out of joss sticks it can occasionally rear its ugly head. Still, it's out my system now. You're all un-banned. Apart from TfJ. He still has his second banning order to serve, the cheeky scamp. The answer's still no though, Dolly. You do realise ginger people have no soul and are conspiring for world domination, don't you? Fact. What's this got to do with @Dollymarie I'm the Ginger expert on here ! I don't know, I go off to Glasto for a few days and find my mod job being sought after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, RedM said: What's this got to do with @Dollymarie I'm the Ginger expert on here ! I don't know, I go off to Glasto for a few days and find my mod job being sought after. TFR started all this Your Redliness ........................ ban him !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 5 hours ago, WTFiGO!?! said: You do realise ginger people have no soul and are conspiring for world domination, don't you? Fact. And anyway that Sheeran bloke looks like a Hamster with it's cheeks stuffed full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, BigTone said: And anyway that Sheeran bloke looks like a Hamster with it's cheeks stuffed full. First time I heard his name on the radio I thought perhaps the Princess Royal had become a barber. ( think I must've overdosed on hard boiled eggs that day and was still hallucinating, that'll teach me to buy large free range instead of medium eh? Never again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 4 hours ago, BigTone said: TFR started all this Your Redliness ........................ ban him !! Who is this TFR tosser?? tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 5 hours ago, RedM said: What's this got to do with @Dollymarie I'm the Ginger expert on here ! I don't know, I go off to Glasto for a few days and find my mod job being sought after. When you say that you are the Ginger expert ......... what, EXACTLY, do you mean by that?? tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Taxi for Johnson said: When you say that you are the Ginger expert ......... what, EXACTLY, do you mean by that?? tfj Nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, WhistleHappy said: Nuts. Is RedM into Ginger Nuts?? tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Who is this TFR tosser?? tfj That's what he was called before he became TFJ as you well know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Is RedM into Ginger Nuts?? tfj Once you've had ginge, you never whinge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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