Septic Peg Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Thou shalt not go to Browns or Motion or any bar up Park St and get wasted on an international break... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 You will know my name is The Lord. And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who do not press high and track their man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Thou shalt not wonder why the Dolman is half empty when there's still a game going on, and thou shall still go and applaud it at the end of the game even when there are more stewards in it than fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Thou should not play too well as a youngster and thus deny the boo boys of OTIB the right to write off your career before it's begin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Welcome to Ashton Gate, home of Bristol City FC. Please leave all ability to take an effective throw in, or direct free kick, at the front entrance on arrival and do not retrieve until expiration of your contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 hours ago, WesM said: Thou shall not be amazing when on loan, then bob average as soon as signed a permanent deal. anyone particular in mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, wendyredredrobin said: Thou shalt always pass in a forward direction and not try to dribble inside your own penalty area. Similarly... change 'pass' to 'piss' and 'penalty' to 'pants' .... and you have a pretty good rule for life in general right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 If thou signeth a contract, thou must not on the seventh day , ask to follow the North Star to Bolton. and verily, when interviewed, though must begin every single answer with definitely, or exactly. And most importantly, thou must always give 110 % because anything less will result in being slagged off on the radio by God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 If thou should try to copy a much lamented former striker, by wearing a stupid bandage on thy right arm, at least try to f*****g play like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt remain humble in defeat, realising when we didn't quite haveth enough. Thou shalt go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Rich Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Though shalt keep the red flag flying high. Though shalt be a cider head until you die. Though shalt drink up thee cider. Though shalt drink up thee cider. Though shalt tonight merry be. Though shalt go down the rovers................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt covet thy childrens newly aquired Bristolian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 4 hours ago, pillred said: anyone particular in mind? I'll start the bidding with Tony Dinning. (Oooh look I made a rhyme!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not congregate with piggies that goeth wee, wee, wee, in public, or thou shall be sent awayeth from home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt now be able to answer 'name an England player who has a surname ending in O?" at a pub quiz and you shalt looketh smart among your mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt understand the meaneth of the word County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKatieScarlett Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt be prepared to spend much time in cupboards should your head become inadvertently turned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not mention the other team, under pair of death. Now I will go and wash my mouth out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Goalkeepers shalt be able to kick the ball without launching it into touch with each attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not mention any wrong doing or potential court cases to future employers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red white and red Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 8 hours ago, pillred said: anyone particular in mind? Lee Tomlin would fit that bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Red white and red said: Lee Tomlin would fit that bill! Though shalt resist the urge to state the bleeding obvious, hence resultant is an almighty "whoosh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt not capitulate in the last 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 95 minuets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Must be able to drink ten pints on any club night out . #tenpintclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red white and red Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 50 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Though shalt resist the urge to state the bleeding obvious, hence resultant is an almighty "whoosh" Apologies, I'll just bow down to your superiority! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 thou shalt not answer 'stupid question' when in conversation with a reporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 The first rule of Bristol City Football Club is: You do not talk about Bristol City Football Club. The second rule of Bristol City Football Club is You DO NOT TALK ABOUT BRISTOL CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. Third rule of Bristol City Football Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the football club is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thou shalt know that Unan is Unan. @Tomarse this is one for the classics defo when this finishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 If on a work placement with the club, thou shalt not take photos of the manager sat with a potential signing and spread it over social media. Okay its not 'playing for' but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Thy old man shall not say to be a rovers fan? Thy players over 6 foot 3 shalt not stand too close to our saviour the lord johnson when someone is taking photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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