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The Rules of Playing For Bristol City


Ian M

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If thou signeth a contract, thou must not on the seventh day , ask to follow the North Star  to Bolton.

and verily, when interviewed, though must begin every single answer with definitely, or exactly. 

And most importantly, thou must always give 110 % because anything less will result in being slagged off on the radio by God.

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The first rule of Bristol City Football Club is: You do not talk about Bristol City Football Club.  

The second rule of Bristol City Football Club is You DO NOT TALK ABOUT BRISTOL CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. 

Third rule of Bristol City Football Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the football club is over.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.

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