The Fat Controller Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game... To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs. Any other strange injuries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 You'd have thought he could afford a plaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 The one I'm sure I remember is Dave Beasant dropping a jar of salad cream on his foot and fracturing tendons.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 He probably had an ingrowing hair, and can I just say ingrowing hairs hurt like hell. . . . But ive always been able to pull my socks up! Modern footballers hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 I read somewhere that Darren Barnard once injured his leg slipping on a puddle of his dogs pee in his kitchen. Not while he was playing for us though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevP Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Micky Naynard skiing ??? Allegedly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Richard Wright dislocated his shoulder after falling out his loft when getting suitcases down for his holiday. Think there was a goalkeeper who got forced into retirement after damaging a tendon folding his ironing board or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie BCFC Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, KevP said: Micky Naynard skiing ??? Allegedly..... Was he doing it with his Bristolian son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. Chekhov from the new Star Trek movies died the same way - run over by his own car with no one else involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Rio Ferdinand once put his back out reaching for his remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm sure I remember one player (Rio Ferdinand?) injuring his leg by resting it on a coffee table when he was sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Offside said: I'm sure I remember one player (Rio Ferdinand?) injuring his leg by resting it on a coffee table when he was sitting down. Yep, that was Rio too! Apparently he he shouldn't have sat in the same position for so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. The full story is far more entertaining than that. Mr Harvey had overdosed on Jacket Potatoes- I believe he had three for lunch. Feeling sick on the drive home, he opened the car door to relieve himself of said potatoes,fell out and his car ran over him. Not making this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, Chris_Brown said: As if Louis Carey dropping a barbeque on his foot wasn't strange enough, check out Marco Asensio's injury ruling him out of tonight's game... To make it even more bizarre, apparently the pimple was caused by shaving his legs. Any other strange injuries? Oh, that's what happened to Charlie George... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globe Trotter Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Didn't Louis Carey drop a BBQ on his foot?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, tommy32 said: Didn't Louis Carey drop a BBQ on his foot?! See post number one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globe Trotter Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: See post number one It's been a long day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red panda Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Can't believe no-one has mentioned Martin Scott putting on his underpants yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevP Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Lee Peacock and the bar stool scenario...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted September 13, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, KevP said: Lee Peacock and the bar stool scenario...??? Or the night in the ditch...oh I mean "mystery stomach illness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Michael Bridges slipping on his dogs turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadredfred Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Santiago Canizares the Spanish keeper missed out on playing at the 2002 World Cup after he dropped a bottle of aftershave in the bathroom of the team hotel and severed a tendon in his foot. Do believe he was replaced by a young keeper called Iker Cassilas. Wonder what happened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Not at all football related, but I once put my back out brushing my teeth, and another time picking up a sock off the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRERE Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Didn't Kevin Prince Boateng pick up an injury (groin?) from having too much fun time with his partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 hours ago, JamesBCFC said: Richard Wright dislocated his shoulder after falling out his loft when getting suitcases down for his holiday. Think there was a goalkeeper who got forced into retirement after damaging a tendon folding his ironing board or something. Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Nine Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Dollymarie said: David Batty got run over by his own child didn't he? Like she was on her bike or something. Oh and not a footballer, but Brian from East 17 got run over by his own car after he fell out of it and had forgotten to put the handbrake on. I'm not a footballer - obviously - but my eldest son once wrote off a car on our driveway at 9 years old. It may have been my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Giggs injured his hamstring by having too many fast cars: https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/why-a-fleet-of-flash-cars-left-giggsy-hamstrung-6351132.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxidriver999 Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 12 hours ago, BigTone said: Michael Bridges slipping on his dogs turd No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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