BigTone Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, taxidriver999 said: No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog. Close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagy Mahal Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Alex Stepney dislocated his jaw by shouting too loudly at his defenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdawg Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 A friend of mine who played cricket for the university first XI tore a hamstring stretching to move a donner kebab closer with his foot whilst in bed following a night. A finely tuned athlete was that fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 9 hours ago, taxidriver999 said: No he slipped on the doormat when returning from walking the dog. Dopey injuring his wrist while wanking a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Davefevs said: Brian Crofts, of Rovers, and a blonde perm, burned himself ironing his shirt, whilst wearing it.....ouch Has Dopey Darrell burned himself with the iron, when his phone has rang, yet..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Red_Nine said: Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed Are you really tall, or should you have never been employed as a teacher..?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Red_Nine said: Once put my back out trying to undo a girls bra...her disappointment at that was probably much better than the disappointment that would of followed Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+. Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes? Ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Saw this today: https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188873-strange-injuries/&_fromLogin=1 I didn't do very well ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 17 hours ago, RumRed said: Used to be cool when you could do that one handed at 18, looks smarmy/creepy at 40+. Can someone send me the rule book for old blokes? Ta You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease? Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 1 hour ago, AppyDAZE said: You're saying Mr. Ashton could do this with ease? Edit: How about using the old "sod this" method and just rip it The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: The joy that ensued when you discovered your conquest of the evening was sporting a front loader. Amply loaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Amply loaded Oh certainly. The merest touch being enough to release the bounty within. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Steve Morrow broke his arm after Tony Adams lifted him on to his shoulders, and then dropped him, celebrating the league cup win v Sheff Wed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Reigate Red said: Saw this today: https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/188873-strange-injuries/&_fromLogin=1 I didn't do very well ! Apologies for the link in previous post - tired Friday afternoon The link should have been: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41265278 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Can't remember the lad. But someone was out injured after microwaving an egg, and burning his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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