BigTone Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 When in London I normally stay in Primrose Hill. Today I went into the Washington pub for lunch. A group of elderly ladies were sat at a table behind me. One asked the waiter the following: Old duck, "may I have a black coffee please" Waiter, "yes of course" Old duck, " I like it very black" Waiter, "certainly" Old duck, "when I say black I mean very very black" Waiter, "certainly Madam one very very black coffee coming up". "Is there anything else I can get for you? " Old duck, "a small jug of milk would be nice". WTF !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 QUEER AS..........bloody predictive text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 6 hours ago, BigTone said: When in London I normally stay in Primrose Hill. Today I went into the Washington pub for lunch. A group of elderly ladies were sat at a table behind me. One asked the waiter the following: Old duck, "may I have a black coffee please" Waiter, "yes of course" Old duck, " I like it very black" Waiter, "certainly" Old duck, "when I say black I mean very very black" Waiter, "certainly Madam one very very black coffee coming up". "Is there anything else I can get for you? " Old duck, "a small jug of milk would be nice". WTF !!!! Black likes matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 And another one Walked down to the bus stop this morning to come into the office. Arrived at stop and there was a lady waiting also. The digital sign said the next bus would be 16 mins. Sat there for a while and then looked up to see the bus was still 5 mins away. At this point said lady stands up and says "I just can't wait any longer" and stomped off towards Chalk Farm tube station. Ironically we passed her on the bus. WTF !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 39 minutes ago, BigTone said: And another one Walked down to the bus stop this morning to come into the office. Arrived at stop and there was a lady waiting also. The digital sign said the next bus would be 16 mins. Sat there for a while and then looked up to see the bus was still 5 mins away. At this point said lady stands up and says "I just can't wait any longer" and stomped off towards Chalk Farm tube station. Ironically we passed her on the bus. WTF !! Thum thar Lundun fowk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: And another one Walked down to the bus stop this morning to come into the office. Arrived at stop and there was a lady waiting also. The digital sign said the next bus would be 16 mins. Sat there for a while and then looked up to see the bus was still 5 mins away. At this point said lady stands up and says "I just can't wait any longer" and stomped off towards Chalk Farm tube station. Ironically we passed her on the bus. WTF !! She probably felt uneasy with the amount of attention you were giving to her tits Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, eastonboy said: She probably felt uneasy with the amount of attention you were giving to her tits Tone Good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooRya Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 8 hours ago, BigTone said: Good point What, only one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 15:09, BigTone said: When in London I normally stay in Primrose Hill. Today I went into the Washington pub for lunch. A group of elderly ladies were sat at a table behind me. One asked the waiter the following: Old duck, "may I have a black coffee please" Waiter, "yes of course" Old duck, " I like it very black" Waiter, "certainly" Old duck, "when I say black I mean very very black" Waiter, "certainly Madam one very very black coffee coming up". "Is there anything else I can get for you? " Old duck, "a small jug of milk would be nice". WTF !!!! The milk was probably for her pussy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 25/09/2017 at 08:56, BigTone said: And another one Walked down to the bus stop this morning to come into the office. Arrived at stop and there was a lady waiting also. The digital sign said the next bus would be 16 mins. Sat there for a while and then looked up to see the bus was still 5 mins away. At this point said lady stands up and says "I just can't wait any longer" and stomped off towards Chalk Farm tube station. Ironically we passed her on the bus. WTF !! How do you know she was waiting for a bus ? She may just have been hoping that you'd start to chat her up . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 15:09, BigTone said: When in London I normally stay in Primrose Hill. Today I went into the Washington pub for lunch. A group of elderly ladies were sat at a table behind me. One asked the waiter the following: Old duck, "may I have a black coffee please" Waiter, "yes of course" Old duck, " I like it very black" Waiter, "certainly" Old duck, "when I say black I mean very very black" Waiter, "certainly Madam one very very black coffee coming up". "Is there anything else I can get for you? " Old duck, "a small jug of milk would be nice". WTF !!!! There's nothing as black as priest's socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Just booked a taxi for tomorrow from a company about 100 yards away in the same road to where I am staying. Their first question, "what's your postcode ?" WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 On 25/09/2017 at 07:56, BigTone said: And another one Walked down to the bus stop this morning to come into the office. Arrived at stop and there was a lady waiting also. The digital sign said the next bus would be 16 mins. Sat there for a while and then looked up to see the bus was still 5 mins away. At this point said lady stands up and says "I just can't wait any longer" and stomped off towards Chalk Farm tube station. Ironically we passed her on the bus. WTF !! Probably Andrea Leadsom, pissed off that you weren't her dreamboat, the taxi weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 48 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: Probably Andrea Leadsom, pissed off that you weren't her dreamboat, the taxi weirdo. Uncle Uber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 18 hours ago, BigTone said: Just booked a taxi for tomorrow from a company about 100 yards away in the same road to where I am staying. Their first question, "what's your postcode ?" WTF So this morning taxi arrives 35 minutes late because he could not find pickup point. Then he asks me for directions to St Pancras . Give me a black cab any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 hours ago, BigTone said: So this morning taxi arrives 35 minutes late because he could not find pickup point. Then he asks me for directions to St Pancras . Give me a black cab any day. You're lucky he spoke English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: You're lucky he spoke English. Only just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 3 hours ago, BigTone said: Only just It's all these Polish plumbers coming over here driving our taxis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 6 hours ago, Major Isewater said: It's all these Polish plumbers coming over here driving our taxis. You know her ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 A question for all you chaps living in France: You're sitting on the TGV which is plodding along at shit loads of kilometres per hour. It's approximately 20 minutes to the next stop so the French put their coats on, grab their suitcases and go and stand by the door to get off. After another 10 minutes you notice the normal shrug of the shoulders and tut tuttings of the waiting hoard. There's still 10 minutes to go FFS. Why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 7 hours ago, BigTone said: A question for all you chaps living in France: You're sitting on the TGV which is plodding along at shit loads of kilometres per hour. It's approximately 20 minutes to the next stop so the French put their coats on, grab their suitcases and go and stand by the door to get off. After another 10 minutes you notice the normal shrug of the shoulders and tut tuttings of the waiting hoard. There's still 10 minutes to go FFS. Why ? When in Rome do as the French . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: When in Rome do as the French . Remove all showers and baths from your home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 9 hours ago, BigTone said: A question for all you chaps living in France: You're sitting on the TGV which is plodding along at shit loads of kilometres per hour. It's approximately 20 minutes to the next stop so the French put their coats on, grab their suitcases and go and stand by the door to get off. After another 10 minutes you notice the normal shrug of the shoulders and tut tuttings of the waiting hoard. There's still 10 minutes to go FFS. Why ? The French national sport is moaning . They're only happy when they're grumpy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: The French national sport is moaning . They're only happy when they're grumpy . sacre bleu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 13 hours ago, BigTone said: A question for all you chaps living in France: You're sitting on the TGV which is plodding along at shit loads of kilometres per hour. It's approximately 20 minutes to the next stop so the French put their coats on, grab their suitcases and go and stand by the door to get off. After another 10 minutes you notice the normal shrug of the shoulders and tut tuttings of the waiting hoard. There's still 10 minutes to go FFS. Why ? Hmm, perhaps this explains things then .... do we have lots of French origin supporters seated in the Dolman ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 17 hours ago, BigTone said: sacre bleu Or sacre rouge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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