BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..... B ironing Bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpexile Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, BigTone said: No football today and already I'm bored. Am back in France and so with the time difference that makes me one hour more bored than most of you in Bristol. Mind you spare a thought for Havana in the Philippines who will be 6 hours more bored than me and seven hours more than you. Or what about the guys in Adelaide who are 8 hours more bored than me and 9 hours more than you. Mind you having lived in Adelaide for a number of years myself it is a fairly boring place anyway so nothing new really. Hey ho Gday Tone, I don't live in Adelaide anymore so I don't get time to get bored. A league kicks off again tonight with Adelaide United starting their season tomorrow so its on again. No rest for the wicked mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 41 minutes ago, kiwicolin said: Come up with one of your jokes and that will cheer everyone up . Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Nah, still bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: You nicked that from Baldrick. That's because I was bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, bpexile said: Gday Tone, I don't live in Adelaide anymore so I don't get time to get bored. A league kicks off again tonight with Adelaide United starting their season tomorrow so its on again. No rest for the wicked mate You're in Naracoorte I believe. Anywhere's better than Adelaide !! Mind you The Old Lion, British Hotel and Largs Hotel were all Ok back in the day as were the old Drive In theatres. Best burgers in the world at the drive in. Only Gepps Cross left or is it still closed after the fire ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevthered Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, WTFiGO!?! said: I was so bored I went on a mission to the moon. It turns out it's pretty boring here, too. Not a lot happening. Yes I done that no atmosphere at all.....I live at Yatton ...Enough said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, class_not_gas said: Thought you would be busy on yer way to Northampton Why? Last time I was in Northampton I was playing in the national EIBA competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I want to know what Mummy and Daddy Pig were called before they had Peppa and George? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: I want to know what Mummy and Daddy Pig were called before they had Peppa and George? Pinky & Perky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: Love it, where's my cricket bat ? Anyone for a game of Jolly Potty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 33 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: and that and what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: I want to know what Mummy and Daddy Pig were called before they had Peppa and George? "Pig"...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 But then what were Grampa and Grandma pig called? I'm confused (and bored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: But then what were Grampa and Grandma pig called? I'm confused (and bored) Then they'd have still been "Mummy" & "Daddy" pig. It doesn't really cause much confusion! Unless in Swindon..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 30 minutes ago, BigTone said: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Nah, still bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Thanks everyone done a few jobs , thought I come on here and see if anything was going on , to brighten up my day but no , now I am bored, and the wife said let’s go round some shops . Bloody hell uking internationals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Then they'd have still been "Mummy" & "Daddy" pig. It doesn't really cause much confusion! Unless in Swindon..! Yeah but when Peppa phones Daddy Pig at work she calls him 'Daddy Pig' and they know who she's talking about. So if, before Peppa was born, Grandpa pig was Daddy Pig then he must have had to change his name. And while we are on the subject of Peppa pig, how the hell can Mrs Rabbit do so many jobs at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: Yeah but when Peppa phones Daddy Pig at work she calls him 'Daddy Pig' and they know who she's talking about. So if, before Peppa was born, Grandpa pig was Daddy Pig then he must have had to change his name. And while we are on the subject of Peppa pig, how the hell can Mrs Rabbit do so many jobs at once? My mum was always "mum" to me, until I had my son. Now more often than not, I usually call her "Granny" whether he's around or not. Mrs Rabbit should be an inspiration to all on Jobseeker's Allowance, about how you can make ends meet without scrounging off the state, if you are prepared to do a bit of graft..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: You nicked that from Baldrick. Or even Boredrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? Options could be: Retired Postman Pat Pensioner Pat Or Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 We could always take the advice of a wise man and try writing on the sole of a slipper with a biro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I've only just got out of my pit and I'm bored already! The Mrs has plans for shopping, shoot me now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: Options could be: Retired Postman Pat Pensioner Pat Or Pat I`d prefer Pat (postman, retd) personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I've just got back from walking the dog along the river passed St Anne's Bored Mills. Pretty boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: Well, i’m In Cornwall and it’s raining, but I’m cooking a full monty.....the world is good! Has she told you to keep your hat on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Midred said: Has she told you to keep your hat on ? Let’s hope the rain is for one night only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? "Pat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? Post, postman Pat. As opposed to Pre, postman Pat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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