bpexile Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: You're in Naracoorte I believe. Anywhere's better than Adelaide !! Mind you The Old Lion, British Hotel and Largs Hotel were all Ok back in the day as were the old Drive In theatres. Best burgers in the world at the drive in. Only Gepps Cross left or is it still closed after the fire ? Gepps Cross is still going Tone. Missus says our son was conceived there, trouble is I ain't ever been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpexile Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: "Pat" My neighbours wife is called Pat & she's the real good looking buxom one at the bank. She always has her identity/name badge on her blouse front, & when I did her husband give me a right flogging ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On hols in Mauritius and it's too windy to go sailing so only left with sun bathing in 75 degree sunshine while sipping a cold beer or two or three......... I'm bored - but very comfortable and happy to be so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ring Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Midred said: Post, postman Pat. As opposed to Pre, postman Pat? I'd think it depends on his full name. Perhaps he has a last name? Maybe Pat IS his last name. He may have been unfortunate to be given 'Postman' as his first name. Pat may be his first name, but we don't know what his last name is. He may be such a huge celebrity that he only needs to go by one name (a la Madonna, Prince, Cher...) We deserve answers! (I'm bored too, as you can see...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I'm listening to a fine selection of dancehall classics and considering going to get some salad and falafels from Eat A Pitta. Whilst I'm not bored, I am starting to reflect on my life choices and I am wondering at what point I became an aspirational middle class ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 44 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? Spoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 What train we getting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 29 minutes ago, bpexile said: Gepps Cross is still going Tone. Missus says our son was conceived there, trouble is I ain't ever been there. Back on 4th November so am planning to go along. Do you remember things like the dusk till dawn "Rockyathons" or "DirtyHarryathons" ? Used to go in my old Holden HT panel van. Mattress in the back, reverse it in, open up the back and enjoy the movie. Went to see "Lords of Flatbush" once with this bird and didn't see so much as one minute of the film. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, bpexile said: My neighbours wife is called Pat & she's the real good looking buxom one at the bank. She always has her identity/name badge on her blouse front, & when I did her husband give me a right flogging ......... No answer to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 36 minutes ago, bpexile said: My neighbours wife is called Pat & she's the real good looking buxom one at the bank. She always has her identity/name badge on her blouse front, & when I did her husband give me a right flogging ......... Presume she works at The Halifax, 'cause they give that little bit Xtra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Let's pretend that we've got a game. City vs Barcelona. Team news in. Fielding Flint Baker Wright Bryan Smith Pack Reid Paterson Diedhiou Leko Subs Woodrow, Brownhill, Taylor, Steele, Elliasson, Pisano, O'Dowda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Ahhhh... The 8-2 formation. Looks like we are going to sit back and defend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1-0 Bobby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Baker cautioned after hacking down Messi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Busquets booked for holding Reid’s shirt, after he caught him dawdling on the ball. Free-kick came to nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red DNA Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: And what will Postman Pat be called after he`s retired? More to the point what was Captain Hook called before he had his industrial injury? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, Wanderingred said: Let's pretend that we've got a game. City vs Barcelona. Team news in. Fielding Flint Baker Wright Bryan Smith Pack Reid Paterson Diedhiou Leko Subs Woodrow, Brownhill, Taylor, Steele, Elliasson, Pisano, O'Dowda The Barcelona team news: 1Slocombe 22Partington 6Sweeney 4Lockyer 3Brown 14Lines 7Sercombe 8O Clarke 30Gaffney 9Harrison Substitutes 11Nichols 16Broadbent 17Broom 18Telford 20Bola 21Smith 24Sinclair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, WTFiGO!?! said: The Barcelona team news: 1Slocombe 22Partington 6Sweeney 4Lockyer 3Brown 14Lines 7Sercombe 8O Clarke 30Gaffney 9Harrison Substitutes 11Nichols 16Broadbent 17Broom 18Telford 20Bola 21Smith 24Sinclair Nicky Hunt injured ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Still bored? You could sign this. It's very very important. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/202305 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 45 minutes ago, Wanderingred said: Let's pretend that we've got a game. City vs Barcelona. Team news in. Fielding Flint Baker Wright Bryan Smith Pack Reid Paterson Diedhiou Leko Subs Woodrow, Brownhill, Taylor, Steele, Elliasson, Pisano, O'Dowda What's the City line up though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Wife says take me shopping ............ boring Go to Café and sit with her friends for gossip ........... boring Meet two off my mates ................ Ok not so boring Come home .............. boring Watch Hairy Bikers ............. boring Watch Eamon Holmes and his Mrs chasing rich people ............... FFS how boring Bored !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, The Ring said: I'd think it depends on his full name. Perhaps he has a last name? Maybe Pat IS his last name. He may have been unfortunate to be given 'Postman' as his first name. Pat may be his first name, but we don't know what his last name is. He may be such a huge celebrity that he only needs to go by one name (a la Madonna, Prince, Cher...) We deserve answers! (I'm bored too, as you can see...) Pat's surname is Clifton. I can only assume his ancestors hailed from the BS8 area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 58 minutes ago, Wanderingred said: 1-0 Bobby! 2-0 Joe Bryan! And it's a new goal gif! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadredfred Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Still bored? You could sign this. It's very very important. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/202305 In amongst an amusing thread, thank you for raising such an significant issue. At these times of political uncertainty, it's important we unite together over matters like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Still bored? You could sign this. It's very very important. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/202305 Signed. Anybody got a different angle on how important this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Still bored? You could sign this. It's very very important. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/202305 It`s about time someone tried to change this hideous abomination. Signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Whisper it, but Postman Pat himself was quite boring. Now. the Reverend Peter Timms, that's another matter. Who could ever forget that time the church roof was leaking? 'The rain falls on the just and the unjust' lamented the wavy haired bespectacled Rev., as it splashed alarmingly on the church floor around him. After a few moments lost deep in thought, the ever resourceful Pat had a brainwave - 'Ay, up, let's put some saucepans down to collect the drips!' Incredible moment of drama, and the heroic, if occasionally mundane, Pat had saved the day once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Whisper it, but Postman Pat himself was quite boring. Now. the Reverend Peter Timms, that's another matter. Who could ever forget that time the church roof was leaking? 'The rain falls on the just and the unjust' lamented the wavy haired bespectacled Rev., as it splashed alarmingly on the church floor around him. After a few moments lost deep in thought, the ever resourceful Pat had a brainwave - 'Ay, up, let's put some saucepans down to collect the drips!' Incredible moment of drama, and the heroic, if occasionally mundane, Pat had saved the day once again. It`s often the quiet ones that step up in a crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I watched Barnet v Coventry and I'm even more bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Whisper it, but Postman Pat himself was quite boring. Now. the Reverend Peter Timms, that's another matter. Who could ever forget that time the church roof was leaking? 'The rain falls on the just and the unjust' lamented the wavy haired bespectacled Rev., as it splashed alarmingly on the church floor around him. After a few moments lost deep in thought, the ever resourceful Pat had a brainwave - 'Ay, up, let's put some saucepans down to collect the drips!' Incredible moment of drama, and the heroic, if occasionally mundane, Pat had saved the day once again. That wasn't the miserable, antagonistic Pat I grew up on! Pat the **** we called him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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