Bs11lad Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Robbored said: That tells me you don't drive to the match.......... Used to in the 70's ando early 80's , different then , makes you realise what a cock you were when you were when you were young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bs11lad said: makes you realise what a cock you were when you were when you were young Not me mate........I've always been an altruistic, sensible, wise and mature individual.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastred Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Come over to the South Stand and you would have to stand up every twenty minutes because of the Dads and Kids that need to piss frequently... That’s on top of them wanting to leave their seats ten minutes before half time and full time They must be missing 50% of every home game .....and don’t get me started on the lack of their basic manners of not asking “excuse me mate can I get past”? Happy Days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand, Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub. There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game. Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend! Is that taking a piss or taking the piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand, Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub. There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game. Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend! You’re not allowed to enjoy yourself around red robbo! Keep the ciders coming lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand, Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub. There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game. Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend! He may have a medical condition! If so then your last sentence is unwarranted. If it’s just because he’s downed 8 pints then I totally agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 27 minutes ago, Robbored said: Not me mate........I've always been an altruistic, sensible, wise and mature individual.......................... and Santa exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lack of Action Man Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand, Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub. There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game. Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend! It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work. Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine). If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself. Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night. Truly cutting edge football. I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 I don't mind people going to the toilet, what annoys me is the constant flow of people going down to the concourse from 35 mins onwards, and coming back up to 10 mins into the second half. People seem to be absolutely desperate to get a pint, and do so in the knowledge that they can watch the match on the screens so won't miss anything. Personally, I would prefer it if the screens were switched off at kickoff, and only switched back on when the half time whistle has blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrongagain Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 The worst ones are the ones that suddenly stop because the game gets interesting - blocking the view of loads of fans, then get a snot because they are told to **** off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 You grumpy gits would give victor meldrew a run for his money!! seriously having a meltdown about football fan needing a piss after to many beers ??? get a life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 hours ago, OddBallJim said: It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work. Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine). If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself. Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night. Truly cutting edge football. I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others. I am glad that you realise that being taller than Frankie stops the whole world viewing the mighty bcfc when you get up for a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 6 hours ago, bris red said: If they want a sniff let them have a sniff ya boring *****!! Hehe.. No problem as such. But at least invite everyone in the same row and the row behind to come with you. That's the problem with you Brislington chaps- no bloody manners. Would never happen in Knowle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Whatever happened to the days of rolling up a newspaper into a tube and peeing through that without leaving your spot on the terraces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Red-Robbo Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Negan said: You’re not allowed to enjoy yourself around red robbo! Keep the ciders coming lads Not said that at all. I like a pint or eight meself. But at football try not to get so pissed that you have to get up every five ******* minutes. The match finished 9:30ish. Still plenty of boozing time left for a canny lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topper 123 Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 What the ****.is a matter with people moaning about a young in having a few pints , this wouldn't have been noticed in terrace days until it was running down back of your leg , this is football not a night at cinema and who knows kid might have a personal problem , pay a bit more attention to voicing support at pitch and we might just pick up 3 points instead of moaning like some tart REMEMBER you were young once ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Hellfire Corner said: He may have a medical condition! If so then your last sentence is unwarranted. If it’s just because he’s downed 8 pints then I totally agree. Unlikely all his mates shared the condition. Far bloke, 20s, flat cap, next to him was up nearly as often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 They have been getting up to pinch off a loaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 hours ago, OddBallJim said: It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work. Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine). If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself. Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night. Truly cutting edge football. I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others. If it was you A) you dress like a **** B) when lots of people around you ask you to sit down after your fifth excursion to the loo during the game, looking around and saying "Urr what?" didn't make you look hard, it made you look an even bigger **** C) I am not a teetotaller but I can hold it in for 45 minutes. That's supposed to be harder as you get older. If you can't stop yerself pissing constantly at 20, I suggest you get some Tenna pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Magger1 said: What the ****.is a matter with people moaning about a young in having a few pints , this wouldn't have been noticed in terrace days until it was running down back of your leg , this is football not a night at cinema and who knows kid might have a personal problem , pay a bit more attention to voicing support at pitch and we might just pick up 3 points instead of moaning like some tart REMEMBER you were young once ! Thankyou... It was Friday for god sake if a man wants a few beers good for him... Boring bastards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Corrrr we love a moan don't we. Any opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said: Thankyou... It was Friday for god sake if a man wants a few beers good for him... Boring bastards... Kinell thought this thread would've been about someone pissing themselves, not having to get up for someone to walk past. We could always provide small bags for people to piss in if people would prefer that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bristolcity Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Spoons said: You grumpy gits would give victor meldrew a run for his money!! seriously having a meltdown about football fan needing a piss after to many beers ??? get a life! But they are ST super fans, they own us, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 18 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said: There are a few blokes in front of me who turn up five mins late and leave five mins early each half. Whats the point!?! So that you post on OTIB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Don Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 10 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Not said that at all. I like a pint or eight meself. But at football try not to get so pissed that you have to get up every five ******* minutes. The match finished 9:30ish. Still plenty of boozing time left for a canny lad. You sound rather angry about something very trivial. This happens week in week across the country, thousands of people enjoy a session before the game and after, nothing wrong with it. I personally have an end of row seat which suits my urination needs perfectly, but I have a bladder like a bin bag so only need one after 4/5 pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, The_Don said: You sound rather angry about something very trivial. This happens week in week across the country, thousands of people enjoy a session before the game and after, nothing wrong with it. I personally have an end of row seat which suits my urination needs perfectly, but I have a bladder like a bin bag so only need one after 4/5 pints I was so pleased when I managed to nab one of those when the SS opened - they`ll have to prise it from my cold, dead hand now! No getting up to let people past, just swing your legs out into the aisle and a quick getaway when needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 I can hold it in for yonks but once the seal is broken I may as well cut out the middle man and pour the beer straight down the bog. Isn't that why they make Fosters ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 3 hours ago, 1bristolcity said: But they are ST super fans, they own us, I'm a ST super fan too but I never watch bristol city sober!! So need at least two trips to the bog !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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