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Ever wondered what those little holes in bourbon biscuits are for?

They have been among Britain’s favourites for 107 years, but only now have they given up the secret about their texture.

The holes are there to allow steam escape after people dunk the biscuits in their tea.

Without the 20 holes on each biscuit  they would crack or break.

‘If the holes weren’t there, steam would build up inside the biscuits,’  Mark Greenwell, team manager at the United Biscuits factory in Carlisle, which makes McVitie’s and Carr’s water biscuits, told Channel 4’s Food Unwrapped programme.

‘The biscuit would collapse back down and you wouldn’t have a controllable product. You’re trying to get steam out of the biscuits to have an even texture.’

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6 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Ever wondered what those little holes in bourbon biscuits are for?

They have been among Britain’s favourites for 107 years, but only now have they given up the secret about their texture.

The holes are there to allow steam escape after people dunk the biscuits in their tea.

Without the 20 holes on each biscuit  they would crack or break.

‘If the holes weren’t there, steam would build up inside the biscuits,’  Mark Greenwell, team manager at the United Biscuits factory in Carlisle, which makes McVitie’s and Carr’s water biscuits, told Channel 4’s Food Unwrapped programme.

‘The biscuit would collapse back down and you wouldn’t have a controllable product. You’re trying to get steam out of the biscuits to have an even texture.’

Why doesn't this work for those vicious Rich Tea barstards that always break off in your cuppa ? 

They're too horrible to eat without dunking and when you try it even for one millionth of a nanosecond the bloody thing dives off into the depths only to reveal itself as a sicky scum as you attempt to finish off your brew .

Scientists .

:disapointed2se:

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36 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Why doesn't this work for those vicious Rich Tea barstards that always break off in your cuppa ? 

They're too horrible to eat without dunking and when you try it even for one millionth of a nanosecond the bloody thing dives off into the depths only to reveal itself as a sicky scum as you attempt to finish off your brew .

Scientists .

:disapointed2se:

Anyone who delights in those bland cardboard discs, needs therapy! Digestives are a man`s biscuit.

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2 hours ago, Juan Kerr said:

Anyone who delights in those bland cardboard discs, needs therapy! Digestives are a man`s biscuit.

Rich Tea is what people break out when they ask you round for a cuppa.

Nine times out of ten they're soft  as well because no bugger has touched one since the packet was open the last time they invited someone round sometime in the previous decade .

They keep the chocolate hobknobs in a safe somewhere until you've gone . 

I'm sure they then film your dunking technique to see if you can beat the Rich Tea dive .

Barstards , you know who you are .

:disapointed2se:

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On 27/10/2017 at 16:09, Major Isewater said:

Why doesn't this work for those vicious Rich Tea barstards that always break off in your cuppa ? 

They're too horrible to eat without dunking and when you try it even for one millionth of a nanosecond the bloody thing dives off into the depths only to reveal itself as a sicky scum as you attempt to finish off your brew .

Scientists .

:disapointed2se:

Put this bad boy on your Christmas list @Major Isewater

https://www.teadunking.co.uk/end-biscuit-disasters-with-a-cookie-catcher.html

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31 minutes ago, Chris_Brown said:

Thank you Chris , this was a very kind thought .

Instead of ordering this I have adapted a pair of Mrs Isewater's draws ( clean ) which work on the same principle.

 

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On 27/10/2017 at 19:15, Major Isewater said:

Rich Tea is what people break out when they ask you round for a cuppa.

Nine times out of ten they're soft  as well because no bugger has touched one since the packet was open the last time they invited someone round sometime in the previous decade .

They keep the chocolate hobknobs in a safe somewhere until you've gone . 

I'm sure they then film your dunking technique to see if you can beat the Rich Tea dive .

Barstards , you know who you are .

:disapointed2se:

If you've problems with your 'biscuit' going soft in the middle, stirring some Viagra into the tea may help. 

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8 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Thank you Chris , this was a very kind thought .

Instead of ordering this I have adapted a pair of Mrs Isewater's draws ( clean ) which work on the same principle.

 

You must drink big mugs of tea

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