Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, BRISTOL86 said: Brilliant If I have a kid I might call him Tomlin - get all excited when it arrives but then you realise that it’s disruptive, eats everything in sight, goes round causing a shit storm for you to clear up, and then eventually you can’t wait for the ****** to clear off. I feel sorry for your missus, giving birth to a Tomlin. She`s gonna need stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Jersey Bristolian said: My wife wanted to call our 2nd son Ashton, She does not follow football and we live in Jersey. I had to say no as out last name is Gait. Please tell me you didn't name him Walter. If he ever goes to Washington DC he'll have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 If we get promoted I have a deal in place that whatever sex, my new arrival will be named Bobby/bobbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I did know a guy named Hall whose wife would not allow him to name his sons Colstan and Albert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Homer Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I have three daughters. Both my dogs are female. Finally, when the girls got a male guinea pig I was allowed to call him Ashton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: I did know a guy named Hall whose wife would not allow him to name his sons Colstan and Albert. I have a mate Andy Kerton , he always avoided dating any woman called ' Annette ' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 Once knew a girl called Ophelia Cox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where's the joy Posted January 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 after all that my son has called him Max. which when run together could spell 'Maxatyeo' a new tall table football game OR a stimulant for peak performance especially when seeking a 'grandstand finish' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Dollymarie said: If me and @Arthur Daley are ever lucky enough to be blessed with a child, I’m hoping he will let me call any boy we have Ashton! You'll probably get away with that, if he gets the middle name 'pickled onion Space Raiders'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: You'll probably get away with that, if he gets the middle name 'pickled onion Space Raiders'. Or after the famous Norwegian painter Monster Munch . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 4 hours ago, semblar said: I had Ashton vetoed..... My first grandson is named Ashton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardy Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 When my wife was pregnant with our first child we called it Albert all through her pregnancy but i never had enough courage to go through with it, decided on something not City related in the end. I have a Arsenal friend who has recently had a boy and they have called him Gunner......yes that's Gunner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 4 hours ago, RedDave said: My friend called his child Dariusz when Jacki was at the club My son is called Dariuz . Named after Jacki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 My mum has a Cockatiel called Walter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 4 hours ago, where's the joy said: my eldest lad has just been blessed with a bouncing baby boy this morning. hooray I have suggested Atyeo as his Christian name. he says 'he's thinking about it' which is code for 'no chance' judging by the rest of my life as his dad i have a Villa supporting mate who named his child Aston any other ridiculous football related names out there? My mate whose surname is ASTON and is a Villa fan, has his address as Aston’s Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where's the joy Posted January 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 kudos to aston's villa. but now i hope MaxAtyeo max be the name for the new stand behind the goal, once our chair has bought all that side of his monopoly board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidgeRed Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 What surprises me is that the Seeler family of Hamburg, as long ago as 1936, named their son UWE in honour of the stadium to be built in South Glos some 80 years, um uh 85 years, maybe never, in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 4 hours ago, RedDave said: Pedant After Jermaine? He never played for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second City Exile Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I know of an Aston Villa supporting family (quite a few in this neck of the woods) who have named their son Carew- very odd choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I have a mate Andy Kerton , he always avoided dating any woman called ' Annette ' . You're lucky your surname isn't Bumsore, hey Major!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryans Left Peg Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, shelts said: My son is called Dariuz . Named after Jacki Don't happen to live in Bemmy, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 8 hours ago, RedDave said: My friend called his child Dariusz when Jacki was at the club There was definitely a City fan on the web 15-20 years ago who named his son Jack spelt "Dziek". Hopefully he finds this thread soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 9 hours ago, It’sSmiittthhh said: My first child is due next month. Desperately trying to get my Mrs to have something City related. For some reason, she doesn’t want to call our daughter Aden. You could try Flinty. Has a nice ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 We went through this recently. The missus said outright that there would be no City related names Closest I got to sneaking one through was Ashton or Bailey. My favourite football name story is this one from a couple of years ago: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayOutWest Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Call your first born Wurzel Call your second born Scrumpy.... Worked really well for our adopted cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Want to get a dog called Tammy but the misses is against it. She likes the name Bailey though so could be onto a winner there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoliCyder Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 17 hours ago, semblar said: I had Ashton vetoed..... I had Ashton accepted as a name for a good 6 months during wife's pregnancy by 'failing to highlight' the Bristol City link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 22 hours ago, Bryans Left Peg said: Don't happen to live in Bemmy, do you? On the Novers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 I know it's not Bristol city related but I remember this story. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/19/dad-names-baby-son-bermondsey-millwall-den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlered Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 My younger brother was given 'Ashton' as a middle name, whereas I got given my Nan's name He couldn't care less about football, or any sport for that matter! I've always liked the name Robin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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