One hair on my chin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1891 B.C. Sweden Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Heineken always taste shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Because it's not made from apples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 35 minutes ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? I prefer it in a glass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshRobin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Because it tastes shite outside the ground. I've also got some kind of Heineken PTSD from my first drinking experiences at 16 and necking a load of it and feeling rather grim the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, WelshRobin said: Because it tastes shite outside the ground. I've also got some kind of Heineken PTSD from my first drinking experiences at 16 and necking a load of it and feeling rather grim the next day. Karma for drinking it. That said I’ve had some very rough mornings after a night on the fermented apple juice (call it that so it counts as one of your five a day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshRobin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, You Do The Dziekanowski said: Karma for drinking it. That said I’ve had some very rough mornings after a night on the fermented apple juice (call it that so it counts as one of your five a day) My usual downfall is Black Rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi the Robin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, WelshRobin said: My usual downfall is Black Rat. Something not right with BR, scary stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, WelshRobin said: My usual downfall is Black Rat. 2 minutes ago, Rossi the Robin said: Something not right with BR, scary stuff Playing darts once and Black Rat was my tipple of choice. Had 3 and everything was fine. Halfway through my 4th, stood up to have my throw and I couldn’t see the board. Ended up asleep on my toilet, don’t know what happened between the pub and there mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshRobin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, You Do The Dziekanowski said: Playing darts once and Black Rat was my tipple of choice. Had 3 and everything was fine. Halfway through my 4th, stood up to have my throw and I couldn’t see the board. Ended up asleep on my toilet, don’t know what happened between the pub and there mind. My local occasionally has it on tap, which can lead to short periods of my life going missing. I half expect to be watching Crimewatch one day wondering why the person on the CCTV footage looks strangely familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totterdown's Finest Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Had a night on the BR in the Beaufort. Lost weekend, that was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Because it has as much taste and character in it as a glass of tap water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 6 hours ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Too used to champagne football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forbespm Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 I drink the alcohol free.probably not much difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 18 hours ago, CotswoldRed said: Because it has as much taste and character in it as a glass of tap water. The case for the defence rests your honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 21 hours ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Worst "beer" ever-if Heineken were the only beer on the planet 'I'd go teetotal.... It's that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 21 hours ago, One hair on my chin said: Why does the Heineken taste shite in the ground? Because it's Heineken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said: Worst "beer" ever-if Heineken were the only beer on the planet 'I'd go teetotal.... It's that bad. I must be in a minority. I like a pint of Heineken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 If you're going to go down the lager route, then Heineken isn't the worst by a long shot. Damn sight better than Fosters for a start.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: I must be in a minority. I like a pint of Heineken. You are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, richwwtk said: If you're going to go down the lager route, then Heineken isn't the worst by a long shot. Damn sight better than Fosters for a start.... Fosters is on the cooking lager chart. Along with Carlsberg, Carling and anything else I decide I don't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One hair on my chin Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 I will have a extra pint in the pub before the game and hope that one of my mates buys me a pint at half-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 The problem with heinekin is that if it is looked after and served properly then it is a decent drop (for a lager) but it rarely is. For instance it tastes far better in a chilled glass pint than in a plastic one. Much like guinness or gin and tonic it's taste can vary massively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron-Bcfc Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 A good pint of Heineken is lovely but I've had a couple of dodgy ones in the ground that I've taken back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Chemical concoction that tastes like urine and rots the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 16:10, Robert the bruce said: Worst "beer" ever-if Heineken were the only beer on the planet 'I'd go teetotal.... It's that bad. No way worst beer ever, Carling or Fosters or Coors Light take that surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCinNW6 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Tinmans Love Child said: No way worst beer ever, Carling or Fosters or Coors Light take that surely? Robert obviously hasn't come across Budweiser either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Tinmans Love Child said: No way worst beer ever, Carling or Fosters or Coors Light take that surely? As a real ale man I would challenge any of these under 'trade description! Some of the local brews/micro-breweries I've tried in eastern Europe have been excellent and essentially very good..potent-and put that rubbish in its true place...some very good 'dark beers also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Robert the bruce said: As a real ale man I would challenge any of these under 'trade description! Some of the local brews/micro-breweries I've tried in eastern Europe have been excellent and essentially very good..potent-and put that rubbish in its true place...some very good 'dark beers also... I will just stick to the Guinness, although I drink more Red Wine than anything else, but not at the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 03/03/2018 at 20:31, You Do The Dziekanowski said: Playing darts once and Black Rat was my tipple of choice. Had 3 and everything was fine. Halfway through my 4th, stood up to have my throw and I couldn’t see the board. Ended up asleep on my toilet, don’t know what happened between the pub and there mind. if you woke up with a sore bum I would be a bit worried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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