[Ben4BCFC]

Well? Mine at the moment has to be either:

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...

Or A While Ago, when both were fighting to stay up,

Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back...

So are we,
So are we,
So are we.

Makes me chuckle every time I think of it - Pretty good come back to be honest. So yeah, your favourites? Not necassarily City either.

[Eddie Hitler]

Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


Best - Rangers, a club with real heritage:

For it's here I am an Orangeman, just come across the sea
For singing and for dancing, I hope that I'll please thee,
I can sing and dance with any man, as I did in days of yore.
And its on the twelfth I long to wear the Sash My Father wore.

Chorus
It is old but it is beautiful and It's colours they are fine.
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My Father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore
And its on the twelfth I long to wear, The Sash my Father Wore.

For it's now I'm going to leave you, good luck to you I'll say,
And when I'm on the ocean deep, I hope for me you'll pray
I'm going to my native land, to a place they call Dromore,
Where on the twelfth I long to wear the Sash my Father Wore.
Chorus

Whenever I come back again my brethren here to see ,
I hope to find old Orange style, they will always welcome me.
My favourite tune's 'Boyne Water', but to please me more and more,
And make my Orange Heart full glad with the Sash my Father wore.
Chorus

[George vader]

Man Utd

"He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your Labrador, Jung Si Park, Jung Si Park"

[giles_23_bcfc]

Barnsley fans, to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Wise Wise, whatever have you done
You've taken Leeds to division one
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield

Class!

[Gambit]

The Bournmouth fans a few weeks back VS Forest were getting a load of abuse because they were losing and in the relegation battle so they come back with

Bristol City are 2-1 up
Bristol City are 2-1 up

someone posted the youtube link on here the other week, because the game where we were playing was carlisle away.

That made me laugh

[Enoch]

Barnsley fans, to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Wise Wise, whatever have you done
You've taken Leeds to division one
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield

Class!

quality

[court_bcfc]

Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

Thats brilliant. Fair play to the person who made that up

This post has been edited by court_bcfc: 15 May 2007 - 01:45 PM

[barnsley]

2 from our fans which i like

Wise Wise, whatever have you done
You've taken Leeds to division one
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield



To the tune of hey baby

HEY KEVIN PRESSMAN
OO AH
WE WANNA NOOOOOO
HOW YOU GET THAT FAT

[Barry]

HEY KEVIN PRESSMAN
OO AH
WE WANNA NOOOOOO
HOW YOU GET THAT FAT

that's awesome

[leonCTID]

this good from FC united

Glazer where ever you may be,
you bought Old Trafford but you cant buy me,
i signed not for sale and i meant just that,
you cant buy me you greedy t w a t!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v3Tdef_yhw

[Redhyde]

I really wish we had some history and great songs of our own. Sigh, couple of classics from United. The "city are a massive club" song is hilarious as it just goes on for hours and hours. Shame we don't have any rivals too

Gary / Phil Neville

Tune : Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.

City Are a Massive Club
Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands


They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got 54 players and they're no ######ing good
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They've had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won f*** all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won f*** all
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They're the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road
They've got the biggest bananas in the land
They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They'll be relegated by bonfire night
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large
They sing racist chants, because they've got no class

[Moomin Liberation Army]

Viera wooooooooo
Vierao wooooooo
He left the Arsenal Scum
Cos Sol wanted his bum

Sol Sol, where ever you may be
Your a judas **** with ***
And we wont give a **** when your hanging from a tree
Your a judas **** with ***

Spurs fans just love their Arsneal neighbours

[Almondsbury_red]

a couple of manu songs

this is how it feels to be city
this is how it feels to be small
this is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all nothing at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzUj4TZukhU

imo we should change it 2 rovers if they lose in the playoffs

sung to the scousers

sign on sign on
with hope in your heart
and you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on sign on

and this from celtics fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFBizHAFco

[Gambit]

Viera wooooooooo
Vierao wooooooo
He left the Arsenal Scum
Cos Sol wanted his bum

Sol Sol, where ever you may be
Your a judas **** with ***
And we wont give a **** when your hanging from a tree
Your a judas **** with ***

Spurs fans just love their Arsneal neighbours

Ashley Cole's a bender
he takes it up the ass
and when he's 5hagging Campbell
he think of Fabregas

bit dated now.

[Harvey_BCFC]

(To The Addams Family Tune)

He tackles and he passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up peoples asses,
He's better than Zidane,

Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)


When the Spurs start to cry when they don't qualify, that's lasagne.
When they think it's a treat but it's just dodgy meat, that's lasagne.


When you're sat in row z and the ball hits your head, it's Zamora!

This post has been edited by Harvey_BCFC: 25 May 2007 - 01:46 PM

[daisybcfc]

cheryl is a slapper,
yeh cheryl is a wh*re
and when shes sh*gging Ashley
she thinks of adebayor

also...

one man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley
one man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley

two men went to bed, went to bed with ashley
two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with ashley

three men went to bed, went to bed with ashley
three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with ashley

as u can imagine it continues...

[Eddie Hitler]

Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

Thats brilliant. Fair play to the person who made that up

Made me laugh when I read it, must be brilliant when it riings around the stadium.

I can't quite get it to work properly for City, you need the right mix of players whose names rhyme and scan.

Memo to Gary Johnson - when signing players this summer please ensure their names rhyme.

[stevics]

West Ham fans @ Anfield a few years ago

We've got Dicanio
You've got our stereo

[Proper Job]

To the tune of You are my sunshine

Luis Garcia
He Drinks Sangria
He came from Barca
To Liverpool
He's 5 foot 7
He's football heaven
So please don't take my Luis away

Made i laugh anyway

[leonCTID]

also your sister is your mother etc, when i first heard it swindon a few seasons back

[BS3_RED]

The best i have heard was Wigan fans at Anfield.

The Liverpool fans were singing their " we won it 4 times " song and Wigan replied with......

Weve won it two times
weve won it two times
the auto windscreens
weve won it two times.




Quality.

[Browner_11]

The Bournmouth fans a few weeks back VS Forest were getting a load of abuse because they were losing and in the relegation battle so they come back with

Bristol City are 2-1 up
Bristol City are 2-1 up

someone posted the youtube link on here the other week, because the game where we were playing was carlisle away.

That made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au9mEri5HAk

[Dollymarie]

When I went to Forest and we started singing
"You're not famous any more, You're not famous any more!"

They came back with

"You're not famous anyway, You're not famous anyway!"

I cracked up laughing, a genuinely funny moment I thought.

[Almondsbury_red]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj1qHVxb5CM

from manu after winning the league

[Gambit]

When I went to Forest and we started singing
"You're not famous any more, You're not famous any more!"

They came back with

"You're not famous anyway, You're not famous anyway!"

I cracked up laughing, a genuinely funny moment I thought.

yeh i was there, that cracked me up. especially as i was right on the edge of the stand next to the forest fans on the left hand side.

[giles_23_bcfc]

yeh i was there, that cracked me up. especially as i was right on the edge of the stand next to the forest fans on the left hand side.

got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers
10 sheep shaggers
10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England
Farmer from England
Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

This post has been edited by giles_23_bcfc: 08 June 2007 - 08:24 AM

[court_bcfc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au9mEri5HAk

Brilliant

[cummins17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au9mEri5HAk

top quality

[charisma_cider]

Torquay has to be up there, with their goal invisible due to the shrouded fog,
we chime up with "Can you tell us when we score?"

[court_bcfc]

got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers
10 sheep shaggers
10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England
Farmer from England
Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

That was the best, it went on for so long and they had no reply whatsoever (i actually think they were quite impressed)

[Flaxbourton Red]

that guy that proposed to his wife at half time only for the crowd to reply "you don't know what your doing"

"Inbreds, inbreds give us a wave" v yoevil in the eastend

[leonCTID]

englands fans @ the world cup 06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1M730cYkic

[leonCTID]

got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field
There were 10 sheep-shaggers
10 sheep shaggers
10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England shot em down
And the farmer from England
Farmer from England
Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTuHOn1EWQ

[court_bcfc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTuHOn1EWQ

Fantastic! that was great

[court_bcfc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTuHOn1EWQ

Look at the comments too, especially shaunpaulSCFC - What a tosspot.

This post has been edited by court_bcfc: 12 June 2007 - 04:07 PM

[BCFC Matthaus]

Some amusing chants which spring to mind.....


Emmanuel Petit .....

"He's blonde, he's quick, his names a porno flick!"


Scousers .....

"You are a Scouser, an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy, on giro day,
You're mum's out dealing,
You're dad's out stealing,
Oh please don't take my hub caps away!"


Steve Jones .....

Waaaaaahay Jonesy,
Oooh Aaah,
I wanna know, where you got that tan!

[One Team In Keynsham]

I like these 2 on a similar theme:

In response to Liverpool's "we won it five times" to the tune of Sloop John B Manchester United came up with:

We've won it 2 times
We've won it 2 times
Without killing anyone
We've won it 2 times

Liverpool's response was:

You've won it 2 times
You've won it 2 times
Like Nottingham Forest
You've won it 2 times

[court_bcfc]

englands fans @ the world cup 06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1M730cYkic

That is amazing, especially to be over in Germany aswell!
Would have loved to be there

[leonCTID]

it was great at millwall at the train station

city @ london bridge 1

city @ london bridge 2

i don't know who was singing

[court_bcfc]

it was great at millwall at the train station

city @ london bridge 1

city @ london bridge 2

i don't know who was singing

Saw these on there the other day seemed like a great laugh!

[Gambit]

Although it was against us, i remember the last time we played Plymouth and they were chanting "Dirty Northern Bastards" and City fans started laughing. That was funny.

[court_bcfc]

Although it was against us, i remember the last time we played Plymouth and they were chanting "Dirty Northern Bastards" and City fans started laughing. That was funny.

I can remember that, thought it was quite funny myself also, especially coming from the pasty munchers.

[stortfordred]

When I went to Forest and we started singing
"You're not famous any more, You're not famous any more!"

They came back with

"You're not famous anyway, You're not famous anyway!"

I cracked up laughing, a genuinely funny moment I thought.

Heard that one too but thought it was 'anywhere' not 'anyway'. Even more cutting that!

Plymouth song:

'Who the f...is Edgar Davids?
Who the f..is Edgar Davids?
Who the f.. is Edgar Davids?
Cos we've got Jason Bent Bent Bent.'


Norwich song:

'You're even more inbred than us.'


Anti-Spurs song: (to tune of 'poor little sparrow')

'He's only a poor little yiddo
He stands at the back of the Shelf
he went to the bar to buy a lagar
And only bought one for himself.'

This post has been edited by stortfordred: 25 June 2007 - 05:00 PM