Club Statement: Bristol Rovers erratically deny the rumour that Adam Drury has left us because he was under the mistaken impression that he was going to be joining Bristol City FC. We repeat our earlier announcement that he has left for personnel reasons.
I really don't have a clue what else to do and I've told everyone i know to watch me on TV - my mum, my dad, my wife, my sister - so that's at least three. Happy f'kin days.
Loved the early doors comment on the commentary: 'well to Rovers league two is the BIG league after the last couple of years...' Superb! Then I went back to watching the grass grow and the paint dry....