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Love the franchise bit from those idiots! Let's see, a team who have played in their traditional heartland for 100 odd years and have now redeveloped their traditional home or a nomadic team of scuffling misfits who have played in bristol, bath, back in bristol at a rugby ground and want to move to south Gloucestershire! You couldn't make it up.

Irony is, if Mr Landsdown requested a piggy back from our fans pretty much anywhere, considering how much he's done for us, doubt he'd struggle for volunteers. On the flip side; some guy with a flash watch just in the door, who has yet to actually do anything tangible beyond ride on the back of an already successful team gets hefted up on the shoulders of those horse punchers and they see it as some kind victory? Being gullible and stoking that blokes ego is all it is. Plus; Landsown has too much class for that nonsense. When he speaks, he tends to cut to the heart of the matter, like yesterday RE Kodjia. That bloke at Rovers seems to enjoy giving interviews where he says nothing of any substance. I know which I prefer.

Just a gentle reminder now they've started to realise, please feel free to add monetary amounts to both the stadiums and the players. I'll also just leave these pics here too...

This d1ck isn't bitter at all is he? Carry Wally up and down Glos Rd as much as you want it won't make him in put his money where his mouth is like Steve Lansdown has year after year.

You started it

Or Gashlip

The gas told to resubmit UWE car park plans, after Wally Showaddywady's latest cut price scheme is rejected.

Down the road seem to think that the club showing its appreciation for Lansdown by naming the stand that he was crucial in getting built is somehow less important than carrying their chairman around on their shoulders, despite his having promised little and delivered even less. It is genuinely hilarious. In a twisted way I am actually looking forward to this week's 'Battle of the B******s' when the blue few play the bluebirds. Although I truely wish both teams could lose, I can see the sags getting hammered. And what a beautiful irony that would be, as Cardiff are now managed by the man they hounded out when last at their level, because he could 'only' get them to midtable. Since then Trollope has coached at Championship and international level, proving what incredible judgement their club and fans display on a regular basis. I guess looking to the oppositon dugout will form some solice for whateverhisnameis who manages them now; he can look into his future and know that once Rovers fans/board turn on him for 'failing' to return them to being a huge club in League One and he gets sacked, things can (and usually do) get better, unlike Rovers (unless you're a fan of tragic comedy, in which case; they're a gold mine).

Oh. Okay, you win.

Apologies RRH.I have yet again made that fatal mistake of allowing a combination of my own eyes,and the facts,cloud my judgement. When will I learn to listen to people who weren't there?Do you think I should spend some time on the naughty step?

It's dawned on them. " Just got back. If it's true Wael got no money to sign players we are in trouble. It's not the defence it's the midfield and attack where we are weak. Take away Taylor and we got nothing. Lines was his usual pretty boy self today. DC must be hopping mad he can't sign no one."

You should be banned

They obviously don't even know the meaning of 'franchise' - it's pathetic, just a word they once heard being bandied about regarding MK Dons' takeover of Wimbledon and it seems trendy to use it - even in the wrong sense! Utter idiots! And the plonker calling us 'plastic 82 franchise bankrolled by Lansdown's dodgy money...' - hope he's got a good lawyer, I'd love SL to sue for libel if he can't prove it!

I believe the M4 & M5 were gridlocked this morning with fans heading to the most exciting Rovers event of the weekend ... as a result, Dopey now has enough to buy some new players ... with enough left over for some more tent material

I think this is what he means ?

Forgot about their world class turn out of 7400 fans for Wallys first game as owner, incredible support. He must feel robbed with all the money who's put in to the clu.. wait, never mind.

I wonder if they will be celebrating a certain anniversary this year? Exactly 40 years since they last had a five figure average attendance. 10,022 in 1976!! No, thought not.

Obviously 'METAL' should have been 'MENTAL' But you can't criticise an auto correct error, not unless you've wanked a MILF in their shed.

I feel dirty just reading that!

Wash your mouth out,

I thought they were 93 or 94% owned by Dwayne Sports a Jersey based company!

Now i might be a bit thick here but the flyer says "free parking pitches from £10"

Lansdown wouldn't be seen walking up West Street with City fans, no he wouldn't. But give me the Bristolian who has invested millions in to his local club, including a £47m redevelopment of their ground. Gas logic strikes again.

Their MySpace page is probably dead popular.

Gasheads really, really should steer clear of the subject of attendances. 40 years since they averaged over 10k in the league. They can't even regularly fill the smaller grounds of Twerton and the Mem. 28k for a Play Off Final at Wembley the same year we took 42k for a JPT final. We beat them on away support every year. To top it off, the day after their takeover was announced and it became clear that they were now one of the biggest, richest clubs in the whole World they managed a meagre 7400 at home to welcome their new owner who had clearly saved their club from financial disaster. 7400. ...and this dopey Sag thinks that SL must feel robbed? I love it when they bring up attendances.

He's also Jordan's FIFA delegate, so yes it could get even more dodgy!

Ahem !

Went up to the Three Lions first,then had a look at the fanzone after.Everybody seemed to be enjoying themselves without bothering anyone else.With the comeback on the pitch as well,the most enjoyable day I have had in a long time.

#FTG

Hipslag .. ha

The world will get to see their new revamped Memorial Ground in all it's glory..

Come on Cardiff!

Didn`t realise they were on Sky this week v Cardiff on Thursday. How can you watch a game where you want both teams to lose?

Yeh, Argyle were nausiating but at least theyve had the common sense to pipe down now that they are vastly inferior again. This lot go on and on despite being light years behind us. I wish they realise just how utterly ridiculous they sound.

And with a bit of artistic licence...Syphilitic Gas.

Ooh, FB "likes".....hit us where it hurts.We've nothing to counter that.

Especially as it was an insult given to them by City, to describe their foetid, stinking swamp. #gaslogic

Hilarious isn't it "TrowbridgeGas" HenburyGas".. Or "InbredsquattinghorsepunchingGas"

Haven't heard any mention of this,but the City and Wigan fans drinking side by side in the fanzone before the game didn't seem to have any problems.

I think he was confused between a museum and a trophy room!

"Better keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt." Denis Thatcher

What a difference an hour can make .... Post by Bamber Gasgroin on about an hour ago Top of the League. M Taylor, joint leading scorer. D Clarke 100% record as a L1 manager. Nothing left to prove. It's almost pointless opposition teams even turning up. We should just pack it all up now, erect a solid gold statue of Wael and pay homage to it 46 times a year. Oh, and normal service resumed at the Pit of Despair, our red cousins are losing. Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/5469/Scunthorpe-matchday-thread#ixzz4GZTEA53J

Make that 40 now!

Dopey Darryl feels hard done by already, aw bless.

Just how different is Lee Johnson's approach to game management to Cotts this time last season?

Come on Lee take Kodjia off. Surely Abraham wouldn't/couldn't miss as many as Kodjia (one season wonder?)

When is this thread being moved to the non football forum?

Well done. Now what's the Twitter following numbers? Instagram? Now try season ticket sales and attendances for the last 100 years ( or 1982 if you want)

A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?" "No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."