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Two g*s heads walking down the Gloucester Rd one day. They come across a Chemist with a sign in the window. It says "Spend more than 30 quid and get a free Season Ticket for Bristol Rovers"!!! Well one of the lads jumped at the chance, and in he went. He goes up to the beautiful dispensary girl and asks for Hemorrhoid cream. He says every time he sneezes they hurt so bad he feels like he is going to break in two. That's 11 pounds she says. Ok, do you have anything for genital itching? Yes we have this cream, apply 3 times a day to the affected area. That's great, my under carriage is red raw and very uncomfortable he says. 12 pounds. Lastly I have this wart. Its right on my sack. It gets bigger by the week. OK she says, I have this Wart Freezer. I take it he says. How much. That's 14 pounds. After he pays he goes outside to his mate, who excitedly asked, did you get the season ticket!! Lad said nah I was too embarrassed to ask.

I saw this and thought of this thread. Business idea no 1. Instead of r*****s fans standing under one tent. They could have their own individual one!

Couldn't get a full team out ? Forgot to book the pitch ? Forgot to book a Ref ? I ran little teams for a while and we've all done it.

And I thought Rovers didn't have any decent corporate hospitality options..!

Simple. You buy an away ticket, sell it on, go to the game and then add yourself to the locked out number. #gaslogic

You need fans in the first place for them to be banned

Fixed that for you

Touting? What kind of stupid person tries to make money from a game that's not sold out?

What I want to know is why they even need to have such a policy and guidelines in place........I mean, the sag fans are known globally for being best fans in the world, right?

Look's like they've got a wael to wait before they get their hands on a new stadium

Bookies are offering odds of 20/1 against Bristol Rovers winning League 1 next season. For those of you who don't understand betting, for every £10 you put on you will lose £10