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I made a pass at Elsie Tanner once. It went through her legs and out for a goal kick.

They've been making noises about wanting to build a ground on land formerly owned by Rolls-Royce, and they've ended up with Roy's Rolls. #TheGift

Wasn't he the one that was nailing the he-she.......sounds more like a gas type

There is good news for the Gas today. In addition to celebrity fans Rod Hull, Jeffrey Archer & Roy from Corrie champion jockey Davy Russell has now nailed his colours to the mast as a fan of the blue few... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/41159983

Here he is in his clubs colours when asked the question "how many hundred thousands did them gurt teds pay for our Matty"

Well, that's me converted... "Ilean bye bye Ilean, Ilean bye, bye..."

How does one become a tattooist?

I believe TransGender is the correct pc term or LBGT GHS

So does losing to Cheltenham reserves mean that they lost to our reserves reserve side?

We can but hope.......

Is Coronation Street still on TV? Does anyone watch it if it is ?

Yes, but that should only last about 30 seconds..!

Has this become a Rosie Webster appreciation thread?

When I was 9 and first started going to Ashton Gate, I spend about a year enthusiastically singing "Bob Bob, sing for Bob. Sing for Bobby Taylor" until I realised..!

She's got her knockers, but I think she's alright..!

Easy to mishear! I've bored people before with the story of my daughter asking ( very loudly) when she was about 6, why people were shouting "Tsunami" and "Turnip" during the match... took me a while to realise these were " Red Army" and "Turn him"... although it's just possible " Tsunami" was " Who are you?"... think we were playing Forest!!

Any excuse.

With regards Rosie Webster... who needs intellectual/stimulating conversation..?!

If you all hate Bristol Rovers clap your hands - There, i've put him out of his misery.

Yep, here goes.. Your Aunt/Uncle's partner has misheard the first couple of words. You're welcome.

Why limit our potential support in such a drastic way..?!

But he didn't (so I am told by my Corrie loving wife)....

Haye's reputation has diminished greatly since the loss to Bellew. He's more into being a celebrity than a boxer. Can't blame him for trying to talk himself into fights to get one or two more big days before properly retiring.

He's going to fight Paulie.

Who is that mate, the Sauerland brothers and Pulev's mum?! I agree with you, the Bulgarian will have a lucrative but brief and painful evening. He has an ok-ish jab, but that's about all you could say. He is comparatively slow, easy to hit and of little threat to AJ. I'd be surprised to see it go beyond 4/5 rounds.

The man Bristol Rovers have hired to maximise the club's revenue and profitability "Bristol Rovers have hired Tom Gorringe as commercial director. Gorringe was employed as a marketing executive at Portsmouth and the club twice entered administration twice during his time on the south coast." Nothing like getting an expert in administration in when Wally finally uses up all the money and is looking for a way out. Happy Days!