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Or Steve Lansdown to Maggie "could you take a look down the back of the sofa, love. I think I may have dropped a full Tilson down there"

Six defeats in five is special even by their standards.

It harks back to when Garita signed for us. He was bombarded on Twitter and retweeted anything and everything as he spoke very little english. Someone sent him "Darrell Clarke w@nks off dogs" and he RTed it.

1 Full Tilson 300/12

A 'full Tilson' £370,000 A figure unsurpassed since 1992 by the blue few in terms of transfer spend. For example, if you were to buy a 10 million pound player for 300k, you might well exclaim, 'Blimey! That's not even a full Tilson'.

It is on the internet so it must be true ...

I had the misfortune to hear dopey the dog fiddler on the radio tonight. Jesus tapdancing christ that man speaks pure 100% cliche. I don't think he managed to dredge up a single sentence that didn't have at least two in. What a stroker.

Nothing wrong with a bit of friendly banter but do we really have to stoop so low to "shag a dog" ? (I am of average height)

When they go on a pre season tour, is it DC who asks 'are we taking the WAGS?'

Feel a bit bad for DC, he showed loyalty and now his stock is plummeting. He must be feeling really done over by the owners at the moment.

Fixed

Did he ask how we got on..?

A scrappy game with a few nice bits of play, fairly frustrating to watch and two ugly goals. We never looked in any danger and the stats show an exceptionally one sided game - you might think the sending off had some bearing but it really didn't seem to be any different before that. The second yellow was definitely a yellow, can't recall the first but it's not that relevant really if you know you've been booked you don't go in late. I thought there were some good individual performances in particular Bryan, O'Dowda even if he did overplay a little and Reid. Diedhiou worked hard and is getting there on the ball but still needs to be a bit stronger and aware. Pack wasn't at the races and Patterson a bit anonymous in the first half. IMO we missed Brownhill in the middle. Pleased to see that Eliasson didn't look out of place when he came on and does look to be strong with both feet - some crosses that caused real problems even when they didn't look perfectly struck - he is definitely learning the positional side. Bolton had little quality, I thought they were worse than Millwall but not quite as utterly hopeless as Barnsley however they certainly have their work cut out for them staying up. 3 points and a clean sheet was a good result, but I do expect pretty much every home game to be harder than that. Well done City.

I'll just leave this here ...

Without putting too fine a point on it, this "Disabled Enclosure" really shows up their owner for the charlatan he is. Pretends to be loaded and want to develop the club, yet their less able fans have to shell out themselves on something a primary school would be embarrassed by. If he had any shame, any good intentions, or any cash he'd see that and be so embarrassed he'd stump up the cash to provide a proper facility. He won't - because he's not in it for the fans but the land grab. They won't question it, because if they did, they'd be "teds". It sums up him, it sums up them. And I feel sorry for the genuine fans who want to question Wael but are shouted down.

He's part of Rovers and even stooped too there level with the happy days quote, so imo couldn't care less what happens to him.

Original cost of UWE was to be £37m..........blimey, that's a hundred Tilsons!

So that welsh team who declared early to win the title... They've been relegated, their second team relegated (which I assume is because of not being allowed to have 2 teams from the same club in the same league) fined £300 and their captain has been banned for 2018....

One plus point for you Somerset fans, now the mighty Pears are back in the big time, you big boys are only playing for one relegation spot next season We've got bottom place in the bag already!

I missed that one too! Looked up saw no one on screen 'oh must be lunch' then noticed the for 1.

He should of stopped after the word understand.

I once had the misfortune to watch a TV program about the boy band East 17's big comeback. At one stage that **** Brian Harvey looked into the camera and declared 'Take That, we're coming for you'. A week later, he managed to run himself over. Take That's dominance remained in tact.

Typical GasLogic they were all taking the piss because we only had 700 at Wolves two weeks ago so you would assume they took 1,500 to 2,000 to Portsmouth tonight am I right? Well they had 782. Where are the other 1,200 from last week?

Always liked Brett Pitman me

It's a curse Those stats show that Root won't just stop scoring runs, plus he is a better player now. I still believe he could average around the 50 mark at three, which would allow our middle order to score more. If he doesn't then we'll carry one with the losing of early wickets and loads of pressure on the lower order to bail us out.

I always thought a full tilson was a wrestling move.

Thank you both, I'm not sure when combined with @Robboredinfamous timescale rate it will make much sense but I'll try and use it in my daily life from now on.

the avg house price is two thirds of a tilson

Compton gone! Big wicket that.

Tic toc, it won't be long til March.

If you take away a few words and swap some of the letters around, it actually reads "I don't understand, anything! Because I'm a deluded gashead scumbag"

Nope the penny's not dropped yet, delusion is still top dog at fortress Chernobyl Sorry what I mean is Darrell deserves an opportunity at a Championship club with decent facilities similar to LJ If he stays here for five years, he'll get it.

It's worth watching for Brett Pittman's nutmeg for the third goal..... http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/league-one/11055236/portsmouth-3-0-bristol-rovers

He needs to release his passes earlier - not sure the point of dribbling from one touchline to the other wing either, in the time it takes him the opposition defence have regained their shape and we have gained nothing a quick pass could not accomplish.

Sorry if I'm being thick. But what/who is FK? It's strangely bugging me.

Slowly realizing that their prince won't be wiring them all that lolly via Western Union after all...

It's alright. They might get 80% of a Tillson for Bodin when we buy him in Jan for the reserves. Matty's been in his ear already: "You ought to come down this side of the river Bill mate. They've got actual seats in the stands and a training ground!"

16th now. Bring it on, suffer you bastards.

Sags calling for DC out on radio brizzle.

Remember their chairman wanted to pull up the ladder and make the Prem a closed shop? Not really!!

"I say he IS the Messiah.......... and I should know, I've followed a few".

Ah! yes I remember it well,especially the old Bass ass,rank doesn't cover it.

If only it had scratch and smell - deep heat, stale alcohol breath, sweat, rank farts, damp and mould aroma and all those smells strong enough to stay put even with an icy blast through the far from draught proof changing rooms..............

Spot on. If it (this, the closed pasty shack, no locks on the toilets, the ground fully mortgaged, the UWE stadium dead in the water) was happening at City we would be having the "Sack the Board" demos every week because we have a high level of expectation and recognise when we're being taken for fools. This means that several poor Boards have been forced out. Rovers fans for whatever reason never do this. They accept whatever rubbish they are given without complaint and bizzarely think that this makes them better fans. Well I would say that all fans get the Board they demand and deserve and from that flows the ground and the on the field success. I haven't seen any comment on the gas forums about this shameful disabled provision because as with everything else they will accept it. Sheep.

I expect Rovers players feel that way every time they turn up for a home fixture.

Give it a rest mate! Of course they probably have. And at every other ground in the country. However it is your fans that keep getting done for it. Your fans that put disgusting radial abuse aimed at your own players on Facebook. Your club that are a laughing stock over the slum of a ground. Your club that has egg on their face from all the "claims" & gloating over Wally's take over. What happens at other clubs does not deflect from the utter joke of a soap opera that is Bristol Rovers FC.

Well that's the positive spin too it