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Exciting day for the sags tomorrow. As it looks like it's going to piss down. They can try out their new waterproof ponchos

Mind the Gap................................

Expect your right. But come on the muff.

It seems you shouldn't have those two words together (in conjunction with Darryl)........

Imagine the scenes... Rovers lose 10 on the spin and Wally isn't happy. Livid even. Fans start to speculate... "I hear that Daryll is in the dog house!" - "Yeah. And he's in trouble with the board as well...."

Was feeling optimistic about 1 of the dead rubbers!

I think that pie is repeating on you

He is bloody awful. Fear the worst if he starts.

What a farce.

What a joke, basically having a weekend to work out a credible reason for saving Middlesex.

Gary Ballance is one of the best batsman we have... Until he faces mid-high 80mph, where he turns into a mess. His average is absolutely staggering between 0-85mph and 85mph +

Well, he is about 54 after all! I hope it still happens, but if not I would love Whyte to get the shot. What I like about Whyte is that despite his limitations, he really will fight anyone and unlike most fighters actually means it when he says it.

More like Gary Windass from Corrie :). I still hate the name Windass

And it looked as though the assault continued whilst the guy was on the floor despite presumably Hales trying desperately to drag him off. There is a point where this is no longer self defence and becomes an assault.

Hi I have a recording called relegation rock with horse punching sound effects Jeffrey twenty Twatt and all the quotes when the 15ers got relegated very funny I am away at the moment in Croatia but can email you a copy middle-of next week

What about the belter who calls in to moan about City bias and then Geoff tells him that he was tuned in on the wrong frequency?!!!!!! Hahahaha what a complete bellend!

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike? Mike: (Silent pause) GT: Mike? Tell us what you're thinking..... Mike: I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible A bit later..... Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. At the end..... Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo) Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't you mean "Mind the gap".

With "Taylor" on the back!

To be honest I think all the dog botherer stuff is below us. We have sufficient genuine stuff to be able to throw in their direction without resorting to infantile taunts.

And if you could, the defence would argue that it was nothing more than a... Shaggy dog story. Which the prosecutor would immediately say, 'See! Even the defence acknowledge it!

It harks back to when Garita signed for us. He was bombarded on Twitter and retweeted anything and everything as he spoke very little english. Someone sent him "Darrell Clarke w@nks off dogs" and he RTed it.

It is on the internet so it must be true ...

Little Tommy is playing in the garden when he squashes a butterfly. Seeing him his father gives him a good telling off and informs Tommy he will have no butter for a week! A few days later Tommy squashes a honey - bee and his angry father again seeing him tells him he will get no honey for a month! Whilst in the kitchen later Mum stamps on a Cock- roach . Tommy smiles at Father and says " will you tell her or should I"!

Give it a rest mate! Of course they probably have. And at every other ground in the country. However it is your fans that keep getting done for it. Your fans that put disgusting radial abuse aimed at your own players on Facebook. Your club that are a laughing stock over the slum of a ground. Your club that has egg on their face from all the "claims" & gloating over Wally's take over. What happens at other clubs does not deflect from the utter joke of a soap opera that is Bristol Rovers FC.

Just saw that Lukes dad died 2 weeks ago full respect to him for going ahead with the fight.

Mind the gap!