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Finally one of them has admitted it

Wally was told by his brother that he can't send the film off until all 36 have been taken. He wants to make sure that when Truprint develop the pictures is isn't paying for a half used film.

They could buy 2 more centre backs

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kenan-dunnwald-turan/profil/spieler/238564 Judging by the 23k valuation and MT's transfer I suggest we offer £690...

He’s worth a punt even if he’s not good enough. Can you imagine the scenes if we took him as well...!!

I was thinking this. How difficult would it be to take a couple of photographs? they're supposed to be a Professional Football Club. The only explanation I can think of is that the players without photos have asked not to be identified on the Internet as Rovers players.

I was listening to the radio this morning and on came a song by The Clash, Rock The Casbah. For some reason this reminds me of the Sags and their fake sheikh. Later whilst taking a dump, triggering thoughts of the Memorial Stadium, UWE plans and Hani's extreme dislike of football I had one of those inspiring moments and a chant came into my head which fitted with Rock The Casbah.... As soon as Steve Hamer told the tinpot tale The Gasheads turned on Waeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Haniiiiiiii don't like it, **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah Haniiiiiiiii don't like it (He really really hates it) **** the Gasbah **** the Gasbah

Even Bristol Rugby are taking the p!55 now (as seen at Ashton Gate)

Well I was 24 in 1967 and I don't think I was getting my share of The Summer of Love! Come to think of it - not much has changed.

The Memorial Bowl ? Soon to be renamed The Begging Bowl.

You misheard mate. What they actually said was they can attract pubic lice.

I think the Sags have worked out why the owners bought them: barbarycoaster Youth Team Nov 26, 2017 at 10:24am Quote Why did the Al Qadis REALLY buy Rovers? Is there oil under the Mem? Can they afford to drill for it?

Preferably one near the bottom of the table!

Kind of, I suppose. Glastonbury is like a mini version of Match day at the Mem, crowd wise. Very similar in terms of smell, but Glastonbury has to rely on rain, where as the Mem has championship ready sprinklers.

Bless them, praising the idea of STH getting a discount in the club shop..! Someone needs to tell them that we get our Thatchers Gold reduced to £3.40 a pint as well. And not just once, but every time we go to the bar! Darn those modern, 21st century ‘teds..!

...and in the end I expect they’ll probably get someone else’s photos back by mistake and will have to use a picture of someone’s gran sunbathing in Tenerife for one of their Sunday League cloggers.

Pitch !!! Naaa @Eddie Hitler a pitch is a place for tents or market stalls to go on, you obviously mean the playing surface/ swamp/turnip patch would be circular.

1) Everything that is posted on here is seen by most of the turnip heads on Slagchat anyway. 2) The idiot moderators on their forum can't kick him off OTIB for the 'crime' of asking questions and expecting answers from their owners.

Followed up by - they thought they were buying a gasfield, not the Gas and a field.

New road sign erected in Whorefield.

Oh my God, can you just imagine, hahahahhahaha

and then loaning him to another League 1 side!

Missed an open goal with a free header on Saturday. I don't think he's good enough for a promotion chasing championship team but the thought of us putting a bid in makes me smile

Or is he just there a couple of seasons early..?!

they get to bring their own garden furniture I think, I normally see the left overs when they sign a player

Free shirt...? FREE SHIRT...?!! They don’t even get a bloody seat..!!

The attention seeker just cant help himself can he. Must be a solitary existence with just cats for company.

Even more shocking is that they haven't even bothered to take a picture of over a dozen of their alleged first team players. If they cut any more corners their pitch would be circular.

From Gaschat Dunwald 7 hours ago I have it on good authority that BCFC are very interested in him after recent development game and would like him on their books. However I thought we had a gentleman's agreement not to poach each other's players? Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/6952/dunwald#ixzz4znRrvNql That agreement never happened did it, thought it was another bit of bluster from Wael? Not sure it would be legal either, as it works both ways though better tie Reid down so he’s not tempted. Anyone know anything about the player?

That is a surprise. I don't know if you were aware Julie, but radio's Danny Baker once said this about Bristol Rovers fans: The best line there has to be "The air they breathe, they must tell tall tales"

He`s tried many times and just gets accused of being a gurt ted and threatened by their knuckle draggers.

had her beat @Rudolf Hucker to it

Think he might know Alice ....Alice?

There’s a lot of them in Brighton, it usually involves a couple of tweets, a Facebook page and some over manicured facial hair.

Why would we want their u23 striker, how much chance would he have at the Gate if he cant get into their Misfiring shower?

Big difference between age and experience though @Red34

2 of them are co-starring in Cinderella this year. Anyone like to guess which two would make the best ugly sisters?

Blimey! Don't think they'll be up for best looking squad anytime soon.

This dunwald is nearly 23 and hasn't even had a sniff of the gas first team yet. Can' see us being interested in the guy

Local news in London saying that unrest happened at the amex last night, after "hundreds of fans were locked out". Have Palace fans and Gasheads got links we don't know about?

if we wanted him, there is not a thing they could do to stop us, by the simple fact that we have a cat 2 academy so we'd only have to offer nominal fee depending on the length of time he's spent with rovers,

Presumably he would get barred for having non approved opinions!

Yes it is the same basic story we've heard from day one but Wael's nose appears to be growing longer each time he finds an interviewer who will publish a piece of flattery. This time he is claiming that he founded the Arab Jordan Investment Bank, the number of bidders for Rovers has increased from 10 to 12, and people who know him are overwhelmed by what this highly successful businessman has contributed to Jordanian football. There seems to be a correlation between the increase in Rovers' debt, the decline in our league position and the enlargement of Wael's list of achievements.

Just saw the BEP headline, apparently Chris Lines wants to remind the blue few where they have come from in recent years. Just as well we don’t want them to get lost on their way back there do we.

Putting to one side his sexual leanings , you can't criticise his taste in bed linen .

Is that a canvas wall behind the headboard?

We were there, fake news again I am afraid. No trouble .

... and a number of blokes peer in through the windows whilst impersonating Bradley Dack.