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You should meet Londoner. You and him would get on very well. Anyone who brags about their academic achievements as a means of belittling other people isn't worth the oxygen they breathe.

“Hey guys, oi Man City fans...stop praising Bristol City’s management, players and fans and give us some attention, please! Don’t you love us more? Huh? we’re really great, look at our kit...what about Irene? Don’t you think were amazing? Please say something nice about us pleeease, we took 4 thousand to Chelsea....”

It's always so nice to get a visit from Stan Drew and now we know that he's a genius with an IQ which is only two points below the 160 IQ rating attributed to Professors Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein. No doubt Stan will thus be able to explain to everyone the black hole into which his clubs finances seem to have collapsed? Stan's IQ betters the 156 score of that other well known genius, Donald Trump - although both of them have a tendency to Fake News, as Stan's claim above evidences. In 2004, the New York Times asked Stephen Hawking what his IQ was and he memorably replied: “People who boast about their IQ are losers.”. If Professor Hawking had an IQ of just 158, he would never have achieved that realisation. Obviously. Welcome back Stan.

I’m starting to warm towards Rovers. I’ve always had them down as vile, horse punching cretins, with a massive chip on their shoulder - BUT... first the have the delightful Wael take charge and now @st andrews gas who is basically a genius, amongst their support. I’m starting to think that I’ve been wrong all along and might have to consider liking such a well loved & respected club. Globally, obviously..! What a conundrum..! If only St Andrews Gas were here to lend me some words of wisdom..! CONDENSED VERSION:

18 seasons and counting since you finished above us. Of course that's well short of the 47 years from 1902 until 1949 but there's plenty of time to beat that record., in fact, it's doubtful you'll ever finish above us again. Yes you exist, but so does VD, dog dirt and the Ebola virus, all of which are as equally unpleasant as Bristol Rovers supporters.

I got a certificate for completing 25m breast stroke .... .... which I believe would qualify me for their Boob Cricket team?

I’ve got letters after my name too. Admittedly they spell my surname... does that count?

Plus he drags the overall average IQ of the sags into double figures, although at 156, in statistical terms, he is known as an outlier and possibly as an out and out liar as well.

They are actually closer to College Green in infrastructure when those hippies put the tents up and pissed in doorways

I travel across the whole of the UK with my job and when the subject of football comes up, two things happen. 1. I tell them I support Bristol City 2. They invariably say "isn't there another team in Bristol in the lower leagues?" That's how much they "prefer you", most are not sure you exist.

But wally is a lovely lovely man!

Well, you're right there. We wouldn't!

have done that before- you wouldn't believe how many fans of other clubs prefer us to you....

As with all things roverzzz related, its more Arsehol than Warhol.

It was good fun while it lasted though. 'We're the biggest, richest, most famous club in Bristol, Premiership in 5 years. Unlucky the 5hit' wasn't it?

I came last in the piggy back race at mine with Keith Curle as my partner. Let this be an end to the matter

Do they appear anywhere on this list by any chance? https://www.geteducated.com/college-degree-mills/204-fake-agencies-for-college-accreditation

That’s nothing. I once won the sack race at primary school. Beat that! neh neh neh neh neh

... and that's why you're only a Ted.

... and vice versa - a common problem in a naval town.

I'd just like to confirm that I have 7 'O' levels, a couple of dodgy 'A' levels, haven't got a clue what my IQ is and have never been thanked by the Japanese (or indeed any other nation) for absolutely anything! Just in case anyone was interested. Yawn...

Can never tell but looking at his size and own admission in the 'Gloves are off" Browne doesn't seem interested in coming in light. Whyte will wear him down and stop him you would think.

At first I was slightly disappointed that someone of his immense intelligence was wasting the evening on a Bristol City Forum having his ass handed to him for hours on end, especially when he could’ve spent that time putting his brain to good use. Then I realised after re-reading his posts that he clearly has a drunk 10 year old relative writing them whilst he’s busy trying to build a time machine to take him back to the 90s when they actually used to play us. Good thinking Professor SAG

We are indeed blessed that one of the most brilliant minds on the planet inhabited this forum last evening and admitted that despite possessing the brainpower of a small planet, he cannot understand why "anyone in our 'metropolis' would want to support anyone other than Rovers". My mind is blown.

It is a ridiculously high score. However Gasheads don’t lie, we know this... So if this one tells us that he’s not only big in Japan but in the top 0.1% of the population when it comes to his intellect I see no reason to disbelieve him. He‘s even got a certificate and I bet if you ask him nicely he‘ll show you his swimming badges as well...

Japanese government, the infamous land grabbers of the 20th century, I can see why they would commend a methane snorter.

baclk!!! Clever clogs!! Anyway, end of who's season? If ours that could possibly be the end of May. If yours, see you Saturday night.

They also both hate City..!

In fairness to the headbanger, he's not used to hard properly glazed windows, they don't have them in tents.

that simply gets better, i.e more deluded and ridiculous, everytime you see it, doesn't it? Oh dear oh dear....the sad old fools.

I sometimes wonder, does that sad old man sit at home in his bedsit just off Stapleton Road every evening, sipping his glass of warm rose wine after having snaffled back his microwaved mac & cheese, and think: “oh no, I did that video on the day we were taken over by the Jordanians...I was ridiculing the ‘sh*t’ - I told them we would overtake them and use Ashton Gate as a training ground for our youth team, I told them we were much richer than them, I told them we were coming for them...I laughed at them...and it was out there on the Internet for the whole world to see...but Wael isn’t as rich as I thought, he hasn’t spent millions on players or delivered a new stadium...yet we chaired him down Gloucester Road on our shoulders because we thought we were the 6th richest club in England overnight...but it hasn’t worked out...he’s bought some new new carpets and curtains, he’s put a new canopy over the hospitality entrance...he’s given us state of the art sprinklers...but no real expenditure on players or proper infrastructure...I got it wrong...better ring my son and tell him to delete that video...when I top up my pay as you go mobile...oh no, still goodnight Irene...”

Am happy to show you my certificate anytime/anywhere of your choosing- and my commendations from several Japanese government ministries...

Keep up!

hmmm- have never seen that particular piece of 'art'- not exactly Warhol is it...

Surely you jest? The photo of the graffiti in North Bristol on a fence? Here it is...

Have I personally offended you keyboard warrior in Eastville of all places- had a bad experience there in the past perhaps?

Unlike you lot to lie. What a thick deluded**** you really are. Prem in 5 years was the statement when Wally took over . Now look, so called training ground being sold off for housing . The worst and most embarrassing ground in the football league , out of date and stale food being sold. Fans stealing from players , fans stealing from the supporters club, attacking opposition players , racially abusing players , head butting minibuses, punching horses, trying to ruin Wycombe for you’re own failings, dodgy dealing to buy Chernobyl . Have I missed anything ? You’re a total embarrassment to the city of Bristol , your fans are nothing but Ferrell vermin that care about nothing more than to see us fail rather than any success of your own. Oh and as Danny baker called you. Bristol rovers = pathological liars .

Of course you did

I wish. That would give me another 70 odd years to goad you lot.

Well we averaged 20k last season and finished in bottom third so don’t worry about us sunshine as we are just fine. Worry about yourself and if you will have s club to support once the Messiah has asset stripped your club and buggers off back to Jordan Just a reminder, we are still in the running for top six so anything is still possible and I am sure you lot would love to see us promoted to the Prem and us get stuffed every week because that’s all you live for

When’s your billionaire owner going to buy your way into The Championship?

I think you're holding yourself in much higher esteem than our support do. Bear in mind we have many fans that have never had to face you so really couldn't care while those of us that have been at Bristol derbies, know we have moved so far ahead in every aspect that we treat you as a humorous irritant, like an annoying spotty little cousin. Our support actually treat you like a comedy as mentioned above. An example if you don't mind, you've just lost to a team our reserves spanked 5 nil. Apart from the 'Bristol' in our respective names, we have nothing at all in common with you. As for the 'mid / lower Championship' comment, you can only dream about being that bad!

“Signs of it”... you mean like going from 17th last season to currently 1 point off the play offs this season..?! You belter..!

your lot will for ever be ALWAYS IN OUR SHADOWS

You are right. We do hate that you are there and the majority of us can’t wait for the moment that you go bust and/or bugger off out of Bristol (again) Until that happens, we are perfectly happy laughing at you, looking down on you and appreciating how superior we are in every single way.

You are not the brightest light on the xmas tree are you...read again, we have 11,000 capacity- we get 9,000 , OR 90,000 as you dimwits read it...don't give a monkeys whether 'your greatest season in 20 years'...we are here and you hate that fact, bugs you, and we love that...

Finish 17th in the championship last season, average attendance 19,256. Glad you think 9,000 is a good crowd. Really says it all about your level of support. Isn't this your greatest season in nearly 20 years? And that's the only home support you can muster? Crap.