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Gaslogic. Lansdown lives in Guernsey = tax dodger. Dwane Sports based in Jersey = shrewd businessmen. We take 450 to Sheff Utd on a Friday night, Sky, Christmas = “Shit support, embarrassing” Rovers take 400 to Peterborough on a Saturday = amazing away support. City have wealthy English owner = plastic club, sugardaddy’s toy. Rovers get taken over by Arab Chelsea fans = Celebrate. City fans laugh at how shit Rovers are on their forum = obsessed Rovers fans start the ‘oh yes’ thread as well as numerous threads over the years on their forum keeping an eye on our Promotion/Relegation battles, put our score on their scoreboard when we are losing whilst their own team are playing in front of them = not obsessed City redevelop their spiritual home into a 27k all seater stadium = plastic, soulless shithole Rovers plan to move out of town to a bland 20k identikit bowl with no history = sounds great. Matty Taylor shafts them = snake Matty Taylor shafts Oxford = loyal hero Rovers have left Bristol in the past and they recently wanted to leave Bristol again...but apparently it’s City who are a ‘franchise’ The list goes on.

One of my favourite sketches of all time. One leg to few as it was known and it was Tarzan not Hamlet. Peter I noticed that, Mr. Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spiggott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan - a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor. Dudley Correct. Peter And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role. Dudley Right. Peter A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement. Dudley Very true. Peter Well, Mr. Spiggott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role? Dudley Yes, I think you ought to. Peter Need I say without overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient. Dudley The leg division? Peter Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you. You fall down on your left. Dudley You mean it's inadequate? Peter Yes, it's inadequate, Mr. Spiggott. And, to my mind, the British public is not ready for the sight of a one-legged apeman swinging through the jungly tendrils. Dudley I see. Peter However, don't despair. After all, you score over a man with no legs at all. Should a legless man come in here demanding the role, I should have no hesitation in saying "Get out. Run away"

Your right leg I love, it’s a great leg. I’ve nothing against your right leg. ......trouble is neither have you. (one legged man auditions for Hamlet)

Might grab a cider and put this on repeat, always brightens my day somehow? Can’t think why

Just thought I’d browse gas chat for a laugh on a dull Thursday evening and came across this exceptional set of ratings from a rovers fan... Slocombe - 9 - 2 top class saves, kept us in the game Charlton 5 - created next to nothing So their keeper kept them in the game although Charlton created next to nothing, how does that work

A simple like for such an informative ,articulate and accurate post is simply not good enough so .....

Fucking belters the lot of them, all was funny when he turnt his boyhood club down and took the piss out of them to stay at the sags though wasn’t it. Tables turn and we sign him and take the piss in the best possible way and they hate it, abuse him and his family so he has to move house etc. Love it how it still boils their piss

I had the email as well. Glad I’m not alone! The 5 point preview was riveting, especially this bit which made me chuckle: "Blackburn have won the Premier League for example so managing them in League One comes with sky-high expectations - similar to managing Bristol Rovers in the Conference!"

Too fucking right it has.

Once producing a bogey as big as the Ti fucking tanic !

Didn't he used to be the drummer with The Who?

This video as well. Who would’ve thought a draw with Crawley would cause celebrations like that

Nice to see Bristol playing without a care in the world tonight and finished on a high without the pressure. Quite sad to see a lot of players leaving but it was nice to say goodbye which we don’t ever get a chance to do to our football players.

Well that`s alright then, I thought you were using a profanity there for a minute.

I'm trying to say****

is he called Minor Isewater?

I'm just refraining until they get it working again. life occasionally just sucks

Oh yes.

That could also read "it just seemed gross to me" both are true. Certainly I could not bring myself to click "download pictures" in my email client. Surely someone should stop the gas from doing this. I dread to think what may happen if it was picked up by minors.

Happened to me too. I am a little concerned how they have my email. If it persists I may resort to pursuing a case under GDPR regulations. Is seems to me a gross breach of privacy.

Winston Churchill was a secret bogier...

I think it originated in one of the satire shows in the 1960s in the ‘what was the worst job you’ve ever had?’ sketch.

Kevin Johnson was mentioned earlier

So you enjoyed James Clavell's books as well.

Good old Del, he knows his stuff!

BRFC v BRFC Friendly reception for Derrick Williams from the neanderthals no doubt. Good luck Del

I'm not so sure. Certainly a promising batsman, but will he be able to prove it on Somerset's new wickets, i.e. no more roads?

They drop down to the conference, they were relegated to league division 5 !!!

i think as a kid he might have been sat in the corner and force fed with a catapult

I seriously think it will be revealed that he`s actually one of us and has been on the mother of all pisstakes for years.

Rovers steal the rugby ground and the rugby club go bankrupt, = Rovers are the saviours of the rugby club.

City lose to Man City with last-minute goals - teehee. Rovers lose to Hitchin, Barrow, Chesham, Bath City - ah, the cups are a distraction we don’t need anyway.

Cracking summary of the last 690 pages for those late to the forum. What a bunch of deluded losers.

City nearly go under in 82 - Gasheads go on and on about us only being a league club since 1982. Rovers drop down to the Conference - pretend it didn’t happen and continue to bang on about 1982.

Gasheads lob broken chairs at City fans = noble warriors defending women and children. City fans lob the same broken chairs back at them = Sickening, unprovoked attack, ban them for life. Referee abandons match due to safety fears = cheating Wycombe scum, “hope they go out of business”. Rovers waterlog their own pitch to avoid playing in form Stockport and give themselves an extra few days rest before playing City in the JPT Area Final = “Nothing we could do about it mate”... Gasheads....”we’re totally down to Earth, loveable fans adored by everyone for our humility and likeable nature...unlike they gert arrogant SHITHEADS” *gets taken over by Arabs ”hey, let’s wave £5 notes at those scabby Morcombe fans tomorrow to show how loaded we are now....”