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Maybe it fell out of that crackhead's hair and landed in his mouth? Edit, or the wild boar of course haha.

I swear they just do things to increase congestion all over the city? Probably to try and get more of us cycling or using the piss poor public transport. Next time your driving just look at the ludicrous amount of traffic lights we have, especially on roundabouts which are not even needed.

The only bit of road infrastructure in Bristol that ever worked.

BREAKING NEWS: 'The Al Qadis are to set to reveal plans for a new stadium at half time in the next home game. The club have asked that although they realise fans will want to celebrate they should not bring flares in to the stadium . . . . . . . . . . because that's what they wore the last time we actually built something.'

Dodgy dealings??? The England and Wales Cricket Board's £2.5m payment to Glamorgan did not "lack legitimacy", an external review has found. The payment was received in return for Glamorgan not applying to host Tests between 2020 and 2024. Two ECB non-executive directors stepped down in protest over the issue. A review by the Good Governance Institute (GGI) found no evidence "the decision and the payment lacked legitimacy or legal compliance". It also found no evidence that "the conduct of the ECB is in contravention of its Articles of Association". Concerns over the payment led to the ECB meeting with the 18 first-class counties, which in turn led to the review being commissioned. Surrey chairman Richard Thompson and former Somerset chairman Andy Nash quit as non-executive directors. The GGI said: "Whilst there are a number of important issues which require reflection and action by the new board of the ECB, in the light of this review, there are no issues of breach of formal policy or procedure which require action against individuals. "The review finds no evidence of failure to fulfil fiduciary requirements, no decisions which reflect conflicts of interest or failure to provide appropriate levels of leadership." However, it set out 11 recommendations for the newly independent ECB board to implement. Lord Patel of Bradford, a senior independent director on the ECB board, said: "This has been a valuable look at the way we have handled a significant matter for cricket and has given us important guidance for the way we should work within the game."

Can't fault your geology related comments - it's a tuff act to follow though and I don't think I have the apatite.

I think you'll find that its the new arenal they've built to steal a march on SL's plan for phase 2 of The Gate.

They thought they’d bought Flint, but it turned out to be Granite.

They left no stone unturned during the design phase, though I do feel they could have gone for something a bit boulder.

Thank You for your support, although I must confess to having not a single CSE - I don't think they exist any more, so it is probably a sign of our age that we even know what they are/were. By the way: self-defecating A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get. I leave you to judge into which category I fall ? As a PS, I should perhaps add that I did search unsuccessfully for a 'smug git' Emoji.

Your post is shit, do you mean self deprecating ?

Look at that ******* horse, just asking for it!